Earth Day (When is MIRTH DAY? Every stinking day here.)
– National Jelly Bean Day
– April Showers Day (It’s raining here today. How did they know? Do they control the weather?)
– National Administrative Professionals Day (aka Secretaries Day)
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1792 – President Washington proclaims American neutrality in the war in Europe
1878 – The White House hosted the first Easter Egg Roll on the lawn
1889 – The Oklahoma land rush begins
1915 – The Germans shock the Allies and the world by using poison gas in war
1945 – Hitler admits defeat from inside his bunker
1955 – Congress puts “In God We Trust on all US coins
1964 – The World’s Fair opened in Flushing Queens
1970 – The first Earth Day
1976 – Barbara Walters becomes the first female anchor on nightly network news
1978 – The world is introduced to The Blues Brothers on SNL
2004 – Former NFL player Pat Tillman is killed by friendly fire in Afghanistan
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– NOT HAPPY WITH SCOTUS, PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS THE FILIBUSTER ENDED
– FLASHBACK: HAKEEM JEFFRIES USED TO BELIEVE THE FILIBUSTER IS RACIST AND SHOULD BE ABOLISHED
– SEN WARREN IS NOT PLEASED WITH TRUMP’S FED NOMINEE – THINKS HE’LL BE A ‘SOCK PUPPET’
– SEN KENNEDY ALSO ASKED THE NOMINEE ABOUT SOCK PUPPETRY
– WILL IRAN’S OIL STORAGE PROBLEM BE THE ISSUE THAT PUSHES THE COUNTRY TO MAKE A DEAL?
– WAIT, IRAN POSTED THIS A-I VIDEO? WERE THEY MOCKING OR TRYING TO INTIMIDATE US?
– ILHAN OMAR WANTS YOU TO KNOW SHE ‘DOESN’T NEED TO EXPLAIN JACK SH*T’ TO THE MEDIA
– OMAR ALSO RAN AWAY FROM FOX NEWS ASKING QUESTIONS
– IF KAMALA THINKS SHE’S GOT A SHOT IN 2028 – MARK CUBAN WON’T BE A SUPPORTER
– DEMS LOSE A SEAT IN THE HOUSE – REP CHERFILUS-McCORMICK RESIGNS
– REMEMBER LAST FALL WHEN SHE BLAMED RACISM AND NOT HER STEALING OF MILLIONS
– THE DOJ AND FBI DROP THE HAMMER ON THE SOUTHERN PVERTY LAW CENTER
– THE SPLC WAS PART OF STAGING FAKE RALLIES
– ACTING FBI DIRECTOR IS NOT ALLEGING BAD BEHAVIOR FROM THE SLPC (HE ACTUALLY GOT AN INDICTMENT)
– JUST FOUR MONTHS AGO, JAMIE RASKIN WAS PRAISING THE SPLC
– BONGINO DROPS A WARNING FOR MSM — THEY WILL REGRET GOING AFTER KASH PATEL
– KASH PATEL ADDRESSES ATLANTIC REPORT THAT HE WAS INTOXICATED ON THE JOB
– RFK JR SHARES MORE OF THE MASSIVE FRAUD IN MINNESOTA (WHERE THE HELL ARE THE ARRESTS?)
– JOHN BRENNAN SOUNDS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUTURE
– CNN IS NOW QUOTING MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE (THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIED)
– DAVE CHAPPELLE THINKS TRUMP HAS ‘SQUANDERED AN OPPORTUNITY’ TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER
– JOE ROGAN’S WHITE HOUSE VISIT LAST SATURDAY HAS PEOPLE SLAMMING HIM – TRUMP CALLED HIM A LIBERAL
More News From DC
– VIRGINIA REDISTRICTING: THE DEMS WON (WERE YOU SURPRISED? I WAS NOT)
– SO, WHAT DOES THIS DO FOR THE MIDTERMS? IT DOESN’T HELP THE GOP
– FORMER VA GOV YOUNGKIN URGES THE STATE’S SUPREME COURT TO OVERTURN THIS ACTION
– FLORIDA WILL NOW HAVE A CHANCE TO REDISTRICT — I WOULD BET ON THIS HAPPENING (WHY? SEE THE NEXT STORY)
– AXIOS: DeSANTIS WANTS TO BE ON THE SUPREME COURT
– TIM WALZ TIPS DEMS’ HAND FOR 2028 — UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE WILL BE A PUSH FOR DEMS
General News
– APPEALS COURT RULES TEXAS CAN MANDATE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS BE DISPLAYED IN SCHOOLS
– FEDS ARE LOOKING INTO A CAR INTENTIONALLY SLAMMING INTO A POLICE STATION IN PHILLY
– WHAT THE HELL? TICK BITES ARE SPIKING (ANYONE ELSE HEARING RUMORS ABOUT A TICK VACCINE?)
– GOOD IDEA OR RUDE? PAPA JOHN’S PIZZA BOXES ARE PUSHING PEOPLE TO TIP DELIVERY DRIVERS
– COSTCO IS EXPANDING – LOOK FOR 30 NEW ‘WAREHOUSES’ (AKA STORES) COMING SOON
– THE BLAZE IS BEING SUED OVER FLAWED REPORTING ABOUT POSSIBLE J6 BOMBER
– CAN AI-CHATBOTS BE AN ACCESSORY TO A CRIME? FLORIDA IS LOOKING INTO IT
Other News Catching My Eye
– HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY — YOU BUY THESE STRAWBERRIES (12 FOR $120)
– FARADAY FASHION? THIS IS AN AD I SPOTTED FOR VARIOUS FARADAY BAGS TO AID IN YOUR ‘ESCAPE’
– PREGO – THE PASTA COMPANY – IS SELLING A DEVICE TO RECORD YOUR DINNER CONVERSATION??? WUT?
– TOP MAGA INFLUENCER IS NOT REAL – SHE’S A-I AND MAKING $$$ FOR A GUY IN INDIA
– DID I MENTION THAT DANA PERINO CALLED MY SHOW YESTERDAY? TO TALK ABOUT HER NEW (GREAT) BOOK
