National Tea Day (Or, as I call it, every day)
– National Surprise Drug Test Day (The day AFTER 4/20?)
– National Loch Ness Monster Day (Still not buying it)
– National Library Workers Day (Check out a librarian)
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
753 – B.C. – Rome is founded
1836 – Texas routs Mexico in the Battle of San Jacinto
1865 – Lincoln’s funeral train leaves Washington, DC
1895 – The Opticon (a movie projector) is demonstrated
1918 – German flying ace the Red Baron is shot down and killed
1954 – The Senate held a two-day meeting to decide if comic books caused juvenile delinquency 1960 – Brasilia becomes the capitol of Brazil
1967 – GM celebrates making its 100 millionth car (the biggest car maker in the world at the time.)
1980 – Rosie Ruiz faked winning the Boston Marathon
1995 – The feds arrest Timothy McVeigh and charge him with the Oklahoma City bombing
2016 – Prince dies at just 57 years old
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– DEAL IN IRAN? THE PRESS SEC BELIEVES WE ARE CLOSE TO A ‘GOOD DEAL’ OR SOMETHING
– TIM WALZ SAYS HE ‘WAS BEING KIND’ WHILE TRASHING PRESIDENT TRUMP OVERSEAS
– GUTFELD BODIED WALZ OVER HIS SPANISH SPEECH
– THIS GUY ALSO SAID SOME AWFUL THINGS ABOUT JD VANCE’S FAMILY
– SEN KENNEDY’S ADVICE FOR CHUCK AND HAKEEM — IT’S GOOD ADVICE (THEY WON’T TAKE IT) – START AT :55
– THE SENATOR ALSO HAS SOME WORDS FOR ERIC SWALWELL
– WHERE HAS SEC OF STATE RUBIO BEEN? APPARENTLY WORKING ON FIXING CUBA
– HAKEEM JEFFRIES CAN’T COMMIT TO BOUNCING A HOUSE MEMBER WHO STOLE MILLIONS
– MIKE LEE IS TRYING TO PUSH THE SENATE ON THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’
– ANNA PAULINA LUNA SUGGESTS TYING THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’ TO THE FISA BILL
– KAMALA HARRIS SOUNDS LIKE SHE’S SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT A 2028 RUN
– KAMALA ALSO HAS ADVICE FOR BLACK WOMEN
– DO WE HAVE CARVILLE RANTING? YUP. (HE IS SHARING THE DEMS’ PLAN HERE)
– THE VIEW IS (STILL) NUTS — SPREADING FAKE NEWS ABOUT BEING DRAFTED TO FIGHT IN IRAN
– JESSE WATTERS ON WHAT WAS INSIDE THE IRANIAN SHIP WE STOPPED AND GRABBED IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
– TUCKER CARLSON IS APOLOGIZING FOR HELPING TRUMP ELECTED — WOULD HE PREFER KAMALA?
– MAN PRETENDING TO BE WOMAN IS AN ELECTION OFFICIAL IN PA
More News From DC
– WITH THE CLOCK TICKING ON THE CEASEFIRE, THE TALKS ARE STILL NOT A SURE THING
– IRAN VOWS TO SHOW ‘NEW CARDS ON THE BATTLEFIELD’
– KASH PATEL IS SUING THE ATLANTIC FOR $250 MIL OVER ALCOHOL ABUSE CLAIMS
– NANCY MACE WANTS REP CORY MILLS EXPELLED FROM CONGRESS
– IF YOU PREDICTED THE LABOR SECRETARY WAS THE NEXT CABINET MEMBER TO LEAVE, COLLECT YOUR PRIZE
– GUESS WHO THE ANTI-BILLIONAIRE PROGRESSIVE GROUP JUST ENDORSED FOR GOV OF CA?
General News
– NYC IS JUST A CLOWN SHOW NOW — MAMDANI IS QUIZZED BY A GIANT DRAG QUEEN
– TX IS VERY FORTUNATE THAT JASMINE CROCKETT LOST HER PRIMARY, VERY FORTUNATE INDEED
– FL DEM CANDIDATE FOR GOV WANTS YOU TO KNOW WE’RE ON STOLEN LAND
– BALTIMORE IS RUNNING SO WELL, THE MAYOR WANTS TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE AT CITY HALL, A LOT MORE
– THE CEO OF WELLS FARGO IS NOT MAKING ME FEEL CONFIDENT ABOUT HIS BANK
– TIM COOK IS LEAVING APPLE, THEY HIRED FROM WITHIN – MEET THE NEW BOSS
– U.S. STEEL REOPENING TIN PLANT IN INDIANA
Other News Catching My Eye
– SHOULD YOU FACE THE SHOWER HEAD OR NOT? SCIENCE WEIGHS IN
– JUST GOOD ADVICE: LADIES — AVOID THESE PLACES TO AVOID BEING A CRIME VICTIM
– WHO KNEW? WATCHING HARRY POTTER MOVIES HURT TRANSPEOPLE
– WNBA PLAYER IS NOT HELPING THE LEAGUE’S IMAGE PROBLEM
– THE ONLY QUESTION I HAVE FOR THIS WOMAN, WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW YOU DON’T WANT KIDS? (NEEDS BEEPS)
