National Gummy Bear Day
– Babe Ruth Day
– National Tell A Story Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1773 – The British Parliament passes the Tea Act (It would not be well received in the colony.)
1861 – Lincoln suspends the writ of habeas corpus
1987 – Grant’s tomb is dedicated
1942 – Sugar is rationed in the US during WWII
1947 – Babe Ruth Day is celebrated at Yankees Stadium
1975 – North Vietnamese troops encircle Saigon
1982 – President Reagan is shot in DC by John Hinckley, Jr.
1989 – Students take over Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China
2009 – GM announced the end of Pontiac
2011 – President Obama released a copy of his birth certificate
ONE EXPECTS THIS GUY MAY GET A VISIT FROM SOME FEDERAL EMPLOYEES
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– POTUS ON 60 MINS LAST NIGHT – NORAH O’DONNELL GETS TRUMPED
– O’DONNELL ASKED TRUMP, DO YOU KNOW IF YOU WERE THE TARGET OF THE GUNMAN?’
– THE ‘NO KINGS’ LINE… ‘IF I WAS KING I WOULDN’T BE DEALING WITH YOU’
– O’DONNELL TALKED ABOUT POLITICAL VIOLENCE AND CHANGING THE TRAJECTORY (TRUMP TURNED IT AROUND)
– TRUMP ASKED, ‘DO YOU THINK THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PRESS
– THE PRESIDENT ON HOW MELANIA HANDLED THE INCIDENT
– MONTAGE OF DEMS SPREADING THE ‘TRUMP IS A FACIST DICTATOR’ LIE
– CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE DAY – THE DC SHOOTER IS TIED TO THE MISSING NASA SCIENTISTS
– TRUMP ON IRAN’S OIL NETWORK IN TROUBLE — WHEN THAT GETS CLOGGED… A VERY BAD THING’S GONNA HAPPEN’
– OF COURSE, JAMIE RASKIN WANTS TO IMMEDIATELY PIVOT TO TALKING ABOUT GUN VIOLENCE
– DEM SEN SLOTKIN HAS BEEN TELLING HER SUPPORTERS TRUMP IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY
– KARI LAKE SHARES HER STORY OF EXITING THE EVENT AND CALLING OUT JAKE TAPPER TO HIS FACE
– PETER DOOCY CLAIMS THERE ARE SOME MAJOR CHANGES COMING TO THE PRESIDENTS’ SECURITY PROTOCOLS
– BRIT HUME ON THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE DEMS AND CONSERVATIVES IN AMERICA
– BTW – WHAT WAS THE TRICK OZ PERLMAN WAS PERFORMING WHEN THE SHOTS WERE FIRED?
– NOTE TO SELF: NEVER TALK TO THE PRESS AFTER DRINKING (LINCOLN PROJECT CO-FOUNDER IS EXPOSED HERE)
– JIMMY KIMMEL’S WORDS ARE COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM (‘A GLOW LIKE AN EXPECTANT WIDOW’)
– MONTAGE OF TDS VICTIMS LEARNING THE PRESIDENT WAS NOT KILLED (NEEDS A BEEP OR TWO)
More News From DC
– WHAT ABOUT IRAN? WELL, AT ONE NEGOTIATOR SHOWED UP IN PAKISTAN (NOT ONE OF OURS)
– NBC NEWS HAS A LIVE UPDATE PAGE ON THE DC SHOOTING
– THE FOX NEWS UPDATE ON THE WHCD SHOOTING
– WANNABE SPEAKER JEFFRIES CONTINUE TO PUSH HIS ‘MAXIMUM WARFARE’ AGAINST THE GOP
– ANOTHER STATE JOINS THE PUSH TO NEGATE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
– REPORT: IRAN HAS DONE BILLIONS IN DAMAGES TO OUR BASES IN THE MIDDLE EAST
– FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT SAYS WE SHOULD HAVE FEWER CABINET MEMBERS AT WHCD (YA THINK?)
– CONSUMER SENTIMENT IS AT A RECORD LOW ACCORDING TO ONE APRIL SURVEY
– CURRENT JEOPARDY! CHAMP IS ALSO FIGHTING PRESIDENT TRUMP
General News
– ANOTHER CRAZY CAR STORY – FLORIDA WOMAN DRIVES HER LIFTED TRUCK OVER A LAMBO (ALMOST OVER)
– LA GOV HAS SOME VERY CLEAR THOUGHTS ON WHAT TO DO WITH VIOLENT JUVENILES
– FL GOV DeSANTIS EXPLAINS WHY HE FLEW ILLEGALS TO MARTHA’S VINEYARD
– MY MARATHON PERSONAL BEST WAS SHATTERED YESTERDAY – A SUB-TWO HOUR MARATHON!
– IF YOU BOUGHT ADJUSTABLE DUMBBELLS AT WALMART — THEY MAY HAVE BEEN RECALLED
– ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE ‘FLESH-EATING SCREW WORM’ GETTING CLOSER TO OUR BORDER? (I AM)
Other News Catching My Eye
– THIS STORY OF THE LOTTERY SCAMMER WHO WAS FINALLY CAUGHT
– MENTALLY ILL MAN INSISTS HE GETS PERIODS EVERY MONTH
– DR OZ EXPLAINS WHAT MEDICAL SCHOOLS ARE DOING TO PUSH THE TRANS AND GENDER AGENDA
– FINALLY, A FIRST CLASS AIRLINE SEAT THAT IS NOT JUST A SEAT BUT A SUITE WITH IT’S OWN BATHROOM
