April 28, 2026 – Clean Comedy Day (I don’t think we’ll have many Limericks today.)
– A LITTLE CLEAN COMEDY FROM TIM HAWKINS
– National Blueberry PIe Day
– Save the Frogs Day
Meme Du Jour
SIMPLE. TIMELY. BRILLIANT!
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1788 – Maryland becomes the 7th state in our Union
1789 – The mutiny on the HMS Bounty happened — it was not just a movie
1789 – Ben Franklin writes in a letter, ‘nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes’
1862 – The Union Army capture New Orleans
1945 – Benito Mussolini is executed
1967 – Muhammad Ali refuses induction into the military and loses his boxing titles
1969 – French President de Gaulle resigns
2005 – The Loaded Burrito Incident — a foil wrapped burrito was mistaken for a weapon at a school in NM
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– FLASHBACK – PRESIDENT REAGAN REACTIONS WERE AMAZING AFTER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
– REMEMBER IRAN? GEN RAISING CAINE GAVE AN UPDATE YESTERDAY (‘POSTURED TO RE-COMMENCE OPERATIONS’)
– SEC WAR ALSO SHARED THE LATEST ORDER FROM THE PRESIDENT AS IT RELATES TO IRAN’S ATTACKS ON SHIPS
– FBI DirECTOR PATEL GAVE HIS UPDATE ON THE WHCD SHOOTING
– JEANINE PIRRO SAYS THERE WILL BE MORE CHARGES FILED AGAINST THE ALLEGED SHOOTER
– ILHAN OMAR WON YESTERDAY’S ‘VIRALLY STUPID’ AWARD IN A ROMP
– CUE THE TOM PETTY CUT, HAKEEM JEFFRIES WON’T BACK DOWN FROM ‘MAXIMUM WARFARE’ EVERYWHERE
– JEFFRIES ALSO CALLED THE PRESS SEC A ‘DISGRACE’ AND A ‘LIAR’
– RUBIO WITH AN UPDATE ON THE IRAN WAR AND THE BLOCKADE
– IF THERE IS NO DEAL, WHAT’S NEXT?
– SEC BESSENT IS WARNING IRANIANS – GAS SHORTAGES ARE COMING NEXT
– REP LAUREN BOEBERT IS WORRIED ABOUT THE GROWING SURVEILLANCE STATE (ARE YOU?)
– DEM CANDIDATE FOR CONGRESS ASKS FOR A PAUSE WHEN ASKED ‘WHO SHOULD BE ENFORCING IMMIGRATION?’
– ROSA DE LAURO HAS A MELTDOWN DURING A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING (PURPLE DYE RUINS YOUR BRAIN)
PELOSI SAYS TRUMP IS THE WORST THING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, BUT SHE’S GLAD HE’S SSAFE?
– IN CASE YOU WONDERED, JOY REID IS STILL NOT SANE
– JIMMY FAILIA GETS CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC MOCKING WHCD SECURITY (OR LACK OF)
– SAGE STEELE TEES OFF ON ABC AND JIMMY KIMMEL
– GOP REP ANDY OGLES NEEDS TO SPILL THE BEANS ON THIS REPORTER’S IDENTITY
– CNN’s HARRY ENTEN WITH HORRIBLE POLLING DATA FOR THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER
– THE ENTIRE 40 MINS OF TRUMP AND NORAH O’DONNELL WAS POSTED ON YOUTUBE
– THE LEFT – ALL OF THEM – HAVE BEEN PITCHING VIOLENCE FOR YEARS
More News From DC
– IRAN WAR UPDATE — IRAN KINDA WANTS A DEAL (WITHOUT ANY NUCLEAR CONDITIONS)
– GERMAN LEADER SAYS U.S. BEING HUMILIATED BY IRAN
– PRESIDENT TRUMP ENDORSES RENAMING ICE TO NICE
– REPORT: CALIFORNIA FRAUD MAY BE EVEN LARGER THAN THE $180 BILLION WE KNOW ABOUT
– CALIFORNIA’S BILLIONAIRE TAX FORCED GOOGLE CO-FOUNDER TO FLEE SOCILIASM
– CLEAN UP OF THE REFLECTING POOL CONTINUES APACE — BULLDOZING GREEN SLUDGE AND GOOSE POOP
– NO THERE WILL NOT BE A MASSIVE AIRLINE MERGER – HERE’S WHY
General News
– ONE VA COURT REJECTS GOP ATTEMPTS TO STOP REDISTRICTING (STATE SUPREME COURT WILL DECIDE NEXT)
– CA GOV DeSANTIS IS STILL DOUBLE-DOG DARING HAKEEM JEFFRIES TO COME TO FLORIDA
– WOMAN GIVES BIRTH ON A DELTA FLIGHT — DID THE AIRLINE CHARGE EXTRA?
– WISCONSIN ROAD HAS A SPEED LIMIT OF 17.3 MPH — WHY?
– SOMEONE SHOT A SPEED ENFORCEMENT CAMERA IN PHOENIX
– PAY ATTENTION TO ALL OF THE SPENDING ON LONGEVITY SCIENCE — IT MAY BE BENEFICIAL TO SOMEONE
Other News Catching My Eye
– HAVE YOU SEEN THE ‘SQUISHY DUMPLING’ TOYS FOR KIDS? THEY ARE TOXIC, MORE VOCs THAN A CAN OF PAINT
– YES, WE DO LOVE THE SAVANNAH BANANAS — THIS BACKFLIP CATCH IS UNREAL
– KUDOS TO THE KINDERGARTEN THAT CANNED THE TEACHER WHO WISHED TRUMP WAS KILLED
– I CAN’T DECIDE IF THIS IS REAL OR AN AUDITION FOR A ROLE IN A MOVIE
