National Teddy Bear Day
– Intl Sudoku Day
– Intl Buy A Priest A Beer Day
– Intl Box Wine Day
– National Wienerschnitzel Day
– Wonderful Weirdos Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1776 – Congress re-brands the country — The United States of America
1850 – California becomes a state — and in record time
1888 – Chile annexxed Easter Island / Rappa Nui
1908 – Orville Wright flies a plane for 62 mins (a very long flight back then)
1942 – Japan bombed the U.S. mainland (Incendiary bombs dropped on Oregon)
1950 – The first use of a laugh track on tv in the U.S. (The Hank McCune Show)
1956 – Elvis makes his first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show
1965 – Department of Housing and Urban Development is created
1976 – Chairman Mao dies at 82
2002 – Buzz Aldrin punches a moon landing conspiracy theorist right in the face

LEE GREENWOOD FROM 10/31/2001 – GAME 4 OF THE WORLD SERIES
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP HINTS SOMETHING BIG IS COMING ON THURSDAY (OLD CLIP)
– THE PRESIDENT PAID TRIBUTE TO THE FIRST RESPONDERS LOST ON 9/11
– TRUMP HONORING THE ‘MAN IN THE RED BANDANA’
– HARRIS FAULKER ON THE BABIES BORN IN AMERICA ON 9/11/2001
– CONFIRMED: KHARG ISLAND HAS BEEN HIT BY THE U.S. MILITARY
– RUBIO RESPONDS TO REPORTERS TRYING TO BLAME THE U.S. FOR CUBA’S PROBLEMS
– THE SEC OF STATE DELIVERS A 2:45 SPEECH EXPLAINING WHY MARXISM SUCKS
– CNN ASKS TED CRUZ, ‘WHO WILL REPUBLICANS BLAME IF THEY LOSE TEXAS?’
– AOC IS FRAMING 2028 AND A CONTEST BETWEEN HERSELF AND JD VANCE
– GAVIN NEWSOM IS PROUD OF GIVING HEALTHCARE TO ILLEGALS
– ELON’S MONEY IS RUNNING ATTACK ADS AGAINST TALARICO
– HASAN PIKER SEES HIMSELF AS THE CHARLIE KIRK OF THE LEFT
– JON STEWART JOINED MAYOR MAMDANI FOR SOME 9/11 EVENT IN NYC
– JIMMY KIMMEL IS NOT BEING RENEWED, REMEMBER WHEN HE CELEBRATED TUCKER CARLSON BEING FIRED BY FOX?
– STEPHEN A. SMITH WITH ANOTHER RANT ABOUT TAXES
– THE VIEW IS BACK AND ALREADY FROTHING OVER THE MIDTERMS
– MTG IS STILL MAD AT TRUMP AND TELLING STORIES
– ONE YEAR AGO YESTERDAY – CHARLIE KIRK WARNED US ABOUT ISLAM & WOKISM

More News From DC
– U.S. HITS FIVE IRANIAN TANKERS AFTER ATTEMPTED ATTACK ON OUR SHIP
– ICELAND IS NOT PLEASED WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
– D.C. CIRCUIT RULES AGAINST TRUMP ADMIN, CITING ‘WEAK SAUCE’
– TSA WILL ALLOW YOU MEET A FRIEND AT THE GATE IN THE AIRPORT
– DHS SEC MULLIN ON THE ‘KNOWN TRAVELER’ PROGRAM
– IS ‘SOUTH PARK’ TROLLING TRUMP WITH NAME CHANGE TO ‘SOUTH AMERICA?’

General News
– THE CLANCY JURORS DELIVERY SOME SHOW CONTENT
– BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE JUROR MADNESS
– ANNND, WHEN YOU STACK THEM ON TOP OF EACH OTHER — IT’S SURREAL
– NYC’s HOUSING CZAR SAYS OWNING A HOME IS ‘WHITE SUPREMACY’
– OPPORTUNITY? THERE ARE SOME PLACES WHERE HOME PRICES ARE FALLING
– HOW TO FALL ASLEEP FASTER? — WRITE A ‘TO DO LIST’
– NEW IPHONE, AND A FOLDABLE PHONE AND A NEW APPLE WATCH COMING TODAY
– MARIA BARTIROMO MAY BE HEADED TO ’60 MINS’
– COULD A-I DESTROY HUMANITY? THERE’S A 10% CHANCE
– SOMETHING STINKS AT THE U.S. OPEN
– GREAT SPORTSMANSHIP ON DISPLAY AT THE U.S. OPEN LAST NIGHT

Other News Catching My Eye
– DISTURBING VIDEO: WOMAN EATS A BURRITO IN WORLD RECORD TIME
– MMA FIGHTER SAYS HE’S BEEN OFFER $500K TO FIGHT A CHIMP
– MS-NOW (AKA MS-13 NOW) OFFERS A CONNECTION TO MADDOW AND MORNING JOE