Thursday – March 26, 2026

It’s Purple Day!

– MLB Opening Day Day (Even though it started last night)

– Good Hair Day

– Live Long & Prosper Day

– Spinach Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1812 – The term ‘Gerrymandering’ is born thanks to a political cartoon mocking MA Gov Gerry

1953 – Game-changer: Dr. Jonas Salk announces a new vaccine against polio
1955 – ‘The Ballad of Davey Crockett’ hits #1
1979 – Egypt and Israel sign the Camp David Treaty
1982 – Ground is broken for the Vietnam Veterans memorial in DC
1989 – Boris Yeltsin is elected President of the Soviet Union in the first free elections in forever

1992 – Mike Tyson is found guilty of rape and sent to prison
1997 – 39 members of the Heavens Gate cult are found dead in a Rancho Santa Fe, CA mansion
2016 – Bernie Sanders wins primaries in Washington, Hawaii and Alaska (
before Dems decided to screw him)

2024 – Container ship collides with Key Bridge, killing 6 people and wiping out most of the bridge

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– PRESIDENT TRUMP WOULD LIKE ELON TO PAY TSA WORKERS, BUT IT CAN’T HAPPEN

– TRUMP SPOKE AT GOP FUNDRAISING DINNER — ABOUT DEMS PLANS FOR AMERICA

– SOUNDS LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TIRED OF DEMS PUSHING. THE GOP AROUND

– MR TRUMP DESCRIBES THE DEMOCRATS — PULLING NO PUNCHES HERE

– I’M BETTING THIS REPORTER REGRETS ASKING PRESIDENT TRUMP A TARIFF QUESTION

– HAS ANYONE MANAGED TO DECODE THE SECRET MESSAGE SENT OUT LAST NIGHT?

– VP VANCE ANNOUNCES FUNDING STOPPED TO 70 SUSPICIOUS HOSPICES AND HEALTH CARE ORGANIZATIONS IN CA 

– DEM REP JASON CROW TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHY HIS PARTY IS BLOCKING DHS FUNDING

– SEN KENNEDY TELLS CNN THAT SOLVING THE TSA PROBLEM IS NOT LIKELY TO BE SOLVED BY RECONCILIATION

– SCOTUS RULES IN FAVOR OF PARENTS — ALLOWS FOR OP-OUT OF LGBTQ INDOCTRINATION

– HHS SEC KENNEDY IS GOING AFTER ULTRA PROCESSED FOODS AND MORE — OBESITY IS THE TARGET

– NY DEM REP TOM SUOZZI SAYS THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD — JUST MAKE CRIMINAL ILLEGALS CITIZENS

– BECAUSE CONGRESS HAS SOLVED ALL PROBLEMS, THEY HAVE TIME TO INSTALL A JAN 6TH PLAQUE (PELOSI SPEAKS)

– BERNIE SANDERS IS WORRIED THAT A-I WILL MAKE THE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS IN AMERICA’S YOUNG PEOPLE WORSE

– FRENCH FIRST LADY (WITH CREEPY MALE TRANSLATION) SAYS FREE SPEECH NEEDS LIMITS

– THE GATHERING OF ‘FIRST LADIES’ HAD A GROUP PHOTO MOMENT — CHECK OUT MELANIA’S CRAZY HEELS

– STEPHEN A. SMITH TELLS DEMS TO STOP BITCHING ABOUT VOTER ID

– JOY BEHAR AND ‘THE VIEW’ ARE CONVINCED THAT THE PRESIDENT AND REPUBLICANS WANT TO STOP MIDTERMS

– KIMMEL CONTINUES TO PROVE THE LEFT HATES WORKING PEOPLE — MOCKS DHS SEC’S PAST PLUMBING WORK

– SPRINGSTEEN AND HIS FELLOW 70+ YEAR-OLD BANDMATES ANNOUNCE THEIR TDS TOUR

Screenshot

H/T – Simon Conway

More News From DC

– IRAN UPDATE – DEAL OR NO DEAL?

– HERE ARE THE FIVE CONDITIONS TO END THE WAR (FROM IRAN)

– IS THIS REALLY THE ‘GIFT’ IRAN SENT TO PRESIDENT TRUMP?

– UGANDA SAYS THEY WILL BACK IRAN IF THE COUNTRY IS ATTACKED (DO THEY NOT HAVE TV IN UGANDA?)

– CENTCOM SAYS WE KNOCKED DOWN 100 MISSILES TRAVELING 2000 MPH, AIMED AT ONE TARGET

– POLL: 51% SAY THEY WANT DEMS TO CONTROL THE HOUSE

General News

– CHICAGO’S MAYOR IS AN INSENSITIVE ‘PRINCE’ – THIS STUNT WAS BEYOND OFFENSIVE (AND HE DOESN’T CARE)

– LOYOLA’S STUDENT NEWSPAPER IS EQUALLY STUPID — THIS APOLOGY IS INFURIATING AND EMBARRASSING

– (ULTRA WOKENESS?) OREGON COULD BAN HUNTING, FISHING, RAISING LIVESTOCK FOR FOOD

– HOMELESS STEALING COPPER WIRE FROM LA STREET LIGHTS? — THE FIX, REPLACE THEM WITH SOLAR

– CLARK COUNTY, NV HAS THE SAME PROBLEM, THEY’RE NOW USING ALUMINUM WIRES

– VA PUBLIC SCHOOLS ALLOW NON-ENGLISHING SPEAKING STUDENTS TO ENROLL UP 22 YEARS OF AGE

– BILL O’REILLY HAS JUST GOTTEN THE MEMO THAT SAN FRANCISCO HAS BECOME A SH*T HOLE

– TRANS ILLEGAL WANTED FOR PROSTITUTION GETS LIGHT SENTENCE FOR RAPING A 14-YR-OLD

– PA STATE SENATOR SAYS WOMAN ATHLETES ARE JUST AS STRONG AND FAST AND CAPABLE AS MEN

– CREEPY: MANY NYC SCHOOLS ARE TRACKING STUDENTS’ BATHROOM BREAKS AND MORE

– BASEBALL IS BACK! ICYMI — THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WAS STUNNING! (HOW DID THEY DO THAT FLAG THING???)

Other News Catching My Eye

– ‘THE BACHELORETTE’ THAT NEVER HAPPENED WILL STILL GET PAID BECAUSE THE SHOW HAD FINISHED SHOOTING

– JUDGE DOESN’T BELIEVE WOMAN ON VIDEO WHO CLAIMS SHE’S NOT DRIVING WHILE IN VIRTUAL COURT

– ACTOR JOSH DUHAMEL TELLS ACTORS — ‘NOBODY CARES WHAT ACTORS THINK’