World Theater Day
– Wear A Hat Day (every day)
– National Viagra Day
– Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day (‘She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft’)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1794 – The U.S. Navy is founded — President Washington signed the Naval Act establishing a permanent navy
1866 – Andrew Johnson vetoes the civil rights bill — it would become the 14th Amendment
1884 – The first long distance phone call between Boston and New York
1915 – Typhoid Mary is arrested and returned to quarantine on an island in NY
1933 – 55,000 people protest in NYC against Hitler
1945 – Gen Eisenhower announces the German defenses on the Western Front are broken
1952 – ‘Singin’ In The Rain’ opens at Radio City Music Hall
1958 – The U.S. announces plans to explore space near the moon
1964 – The Great Alaska Quake — a 9.2 hit Alaska, followed by a tsunami – 169 people died
1976 – DC opens its subway system
1980 – Mount St Helens erupts (After 123 quiet years)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRESIDENT WAS ASKED ABOUT THE NEW AYATOLLAH, DID THE CIA TELL YOU HE IS GAY?
– TRUMP TELLING THE FIVE THAT HE HAD TO TAKE OUT IRAN’S NUCLEAR PROGRAM AND WAR MACHINE
– TRUMP ON THE FIVE — HITS KIMMEL OVER HIS LATEST ATTACK ON DHS SEC MULLIN
– ICYMI: THE FULL PHONER FROM TRUMP TO THE FIVE
– PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH SOME UNFILTERED WORDS ABOUT TIM WALZ AND KEITH ELLISON
– SEN CORY BOOKER STAGES A PUBLIC DEMO AT NEWARK AIRPORT — THE IRONY IS JUST PERFECT
– ONE OF THE REPLIES TO THIS POST WAS JUST FLAT OUT ENTERTAINING
– SEC OF STATE RUBIO MAKES A GREAT POINT ABOUT THE LACK OF HELP WE RECEIVED WITH IRAN
– SEN SWALWELL IN A DOLT — SAYS TSA IS DRAGGING WOMEN BY THE HAIR, EXECUTING PEOPLE ON THE STREETS
– MIKE LEE: EVERY SENATE DEM VOTED AGAINST JUST A SIMPLE GOV’T ISSUED ID FOR VOTING
– STEVE SCALISE USES HAKEEM JEFFRIES USE HIS OWN WORDS TO EMBARRASS HIM
– DEMS ARE NOT HIDING IT — IF THEY GET POWER, ICE AND DHS ARE DONE!
– SCARBOROUGH JOINS THE CONSPIRACY THEORY CROWD (THE VIEW) SAYING TRUMP WILL RIG MIDTERMS
– WILL CAIN CONNECTS THE DOTS ON WHO IS FUNDING ALL OF THE PROTESTERS ACROSS AMERICA
More News From DC
– OIL PRICES DROP AFTER TRUMP SHARES STORIES OF TANKERS ALLOWED THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
– IRAN’S NEW IRGC LEADER IS WANTED BY INTERPOL (FOR TERRORISM)
– 10,000 MORE TROOPS MAY BE HEADED TO THE MIDDLE EAST (IT’S NOT AN INVASION FORCE, FYI)
– WHAT DOES THE PENTAGON PIZZA WATCH TELL US?
– SENATE AGREES TO FUND DHS BUT NOT FUND ICE — THE HOUSE WILL VOTE ON IT AT 10AM
– TRUMP EXPECTED TO SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO PAY TSA (IN CASE THE HOUSE DOESN’T ACT TODAY)
– TOO EFFING CLOSE FOR COMFORT — BLACKHAWK HELICOPTER IN NEAR MISS WITH PASSENGER JET
– HILLARY CLINTON IS HEADED TO NEW HAMPSHIRE (I TOLD YA, SHE STILL THINKS THERE’S A SHOT)
– THIS WILL TRIGGER THE VIEW — TRUMP’S SIGNATURE TO APPEAR ON PAPER MONEY

General News
– CA GOV RENAMES CESAR CHAVES DAY TO ‘FARM WORKERS DAY’ (WHAT ABOUT THE SCHOOLS???)
– SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS GETTING SOME ATTENTION FOR IT’S ‘FAT TAX’ — YA GOTTA BUY TWO SEATS
– LOST YOUR JOB BECAUSE OF A-I? THE POPE SAYS WE NEED THOUSANDS OF EXORCISTS!
– SHOULD MIDDLE SCHOOL AND HIGH SCHOOL KIDS BE FORCED TO READ TWO BOOKS PER SEMESTER?
– APPLE IS MOVING MORE PRODUCTION TO THE U.S.
– COSTCO IS ADDING STANDALONE GAS STATIONS — CHEAPER GAS IS COMING
– YEAH, ELON MUSK IS ALL OVER SPACE — BUT, HE’S STILL DIGGING TUNNELS HERE IN AMERICA
– TRANSGENDER PERSON TESTIFIED IN NH — THIS CURIOUS BIOLOGY WAS NEVER TAUGHT IN MY SCHOOL
– CHICAGO BEARS’ QB FILES FOR TRADEMARK ON ‘ICEMAN’ – NBA LEGEND GEORGE GERVIN RAISES AN EYEBROW
– AFTER 40 MILLION BRACKETS WERE FILLED OUT, A KID IN PA CREATED THE ONLY PERFECT (WOMEN’S) BRACKET
– IF IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR A-I CHAT BOT IS BEING TOO NICE, BE WARY OF THE ADVICE

Other News Catching My Eye
– BACK IN NOVEMBER, SNL ACTUALLY KINDA PREDICTED THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS THING
– HERO — 20-YR-OLD MAN VOLUNTEERS AS A CROSSING GUARD AT ONE OF HOUSTON’S BUSIEST STREETS
– PRO TIP — DON’T POST STUFF ABOUT WANTING TO PUT A SHOTGUN BETWEEN THE PRESIDENT’S EYES
– CRAZY POWER OF NATURE EXPOSED — LIGHTNING STRIKE BURSTS GAS LINE & WATER LINE, EXPLODES A TREE
– WHAT IN THE HELL IS ONE-SIDED MONOGAMY? (SOUNDS LIKE CHEATING)
– IS IT AGAINST THE LAW TO DRIVE YOUR CAR BACKWARDS? — CRAZY VIDEO