Wednesday – March 25, 2026

Intl Waffle Day (Let”s watch fights at a Waffle House!)

– The Feast of the Annunciation

– Manaatee Appreciation Day

– Bed-In for Peace Day (John Lennon and Yoko Ono stages a bed-in)

– Pecan Day (see 1775)

Meme Du Jour

SPOTTED IN AN ELEVATOR — IYKYK

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1775 – George Washington planted pecan trees at Mount Vernon 
(some still survive)
1776 – The Continental Congress approves a medal for George Washington
1867 – Chicago opens the Lake Tunnel — the first water supply tunnel for a major US city
1882 – The first demonstration of pancake making happened in a NYC department store 
1911 – 146 workers die in a fire at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory (sweatshop) in NYC
1934 – The first Augusta National tournament is held 
(Eventually called ‘The Masters’)
1954 – RCA starts mass-manufacturing of color TVs
1957 – US Customs seized copies of Allen Ginsberg’s ‘Howl’ – describing it as ‘obscene’
1961 – Elvis performs at Pearl Harbor’s Bloch Arena to benefit the USS Arizona memorial

1970 – The Concorde makes its first supersonic flight
1985 – Sally FIELD (not ‘Fields’) wins an Oscar
(‘You like me, you really like me!’)

1995 – Pizza Hut introduced the ‘stuffed crust pizza’

2001 – Bjork dazzles with her “swan dress’ at the Oscars

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– AT DHS SEC SWEARING IN, TRUMP PROVIDED AN IRAN WAR UPDATE

– POTUS SAYS THE U.S. IS NEGOTIATING WITH IRAN

– WHAT ABOUT THE RUMORED SENATE DEAL ON RE-OPENING DHS?

– NEWLY-MINTED DHS SEC MAKES AN IMPRESSIVE FIRST STATEMENT

– IL GOV BLAMES TRUMP FOR ILLEGAL IN ILLINOIS KILLING AN 18-YR-OLD WOMAN

– WILL CAIN IS BREAKING DOWN THE HOSPICE SCAM IN CALIFORNIA — WHEN ARE THE ARRESTS HAPPENING?

– WAIT, WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE MIKA CAN’T GET A BIRTH CERTIFICATE? DOES SHE NEED ONE?

– SEN CHRIS MURPHY SAYS THE QYIET PART OUT LOUD — DEMS CARE MOST ABOUT ILLEGALS

– PHILLY DA LARRY KRASNER IS THREATENING TO ARREST ICE AGENTS WORKING AT THE AIRPORT

– TEMPLE UNIVERSITY ALSO SENT OUT AN EMAIL ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO REPORT ICE SIGHTINGS IN CAMPUS

– OH NO… OLD VIDEO SURFACES WITH MARKWAYNE MULLIN ADMITTING HE SPANKS HIS KIDS

– A DEMOCRAT FLIPS FLORIDA STATE HOUSE SEAT IN SPECIAL ELECTION (FOR MAR-A-LAGO DISTRICT)

– CNN ISN’T THE ONLY BIG MEDIA IN IRAN AND SUCKING UP TO IRAN’S LEADER — SKY NEWS REPORTER IS HELPING TOO

– ‘THE VIEW’ DOESN’T BELIEVE WHOOPI WAS ASKED TO SHOW AN ID TO VOTE

– HOLY COW! NEW FEMA BIGWIG TELLS STORY OF HIS TELEPORTING ‘SKILLS’ (WAFFLE DAY STORY)

More News From DC

– IRAN WAR UPDATE — 1,000 MARINES ARRIVE IN REGION, 15-POINT CEASE-FIRE PLAN SET TO IRAN AND MORE

– DELTA SUSPENDS (NOT CANCELS) CONGRESSIONAL PERK WHILE TSA AGENTS GO UNPAID

– CRAZY RFK JR STORY OF THE YEAR – DYK HE CUT OFF A ROADKILL RACCOON PENIS TO SHOW HIS KIDS

    — (IT’S A LONG ARTICLE, SO YA GOTTA READ DEEP OR SEARCH ‘RACCOON PENIS’)

– MISSOURI HIGH COURT UPHOLDS GOP-DRAWN CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT MAP

– MICHIGAN DEMS VOTE AGAINST DEPORTING IMMIGRANTS WHO COMMIT FRAUD

– MARYLAND SUPREME COURT TOSSES LIBS SUITS AGAINST ENERGY COMPANIES

– MAIL-IN VOTING ABUSED? NAH – NEVAH! LOOK AT THIS COMPARISON

General News

– NO SHOCK DEPT: NYC MAYOR MAMDANI SAYS ICE DOESN’T BELONG IN NYC’s AIRPORTS

– VIDEO: MARYLAND POLITICIANS DEBATE ‘APPROPRIATELY SIZED TAMPONS’ FOR MENS ROOMS

– CHICAGO MAYOR JOHNSON KEEPS PUSHING HIS CLAIM THAT JAILING CRIMINALS IS RACIST

– THE AIRPORT LINES IN ATLANTA ARE STILL LOOKING MUCH BETTER THAN LAST WEEK

– GOV GAVIN NEWSOM REGRETS CALLING ISRAEL AN ‘APARTHEID STATE’

– IT’S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE THE KEY BRIDGE FELL IN BALTIMORE — LOOK AT HOW MUCH HAS BEEN REBUILT

– AND THE COST? IT WAS PROJECTED TO BE $1.7 BILLION — PROBABLY RUNNING UNDER BUDGET, RIGHT?

– META LOSES IN COURT, ORDERED TO PAY $375MIL OVER MISLEADING PARENTS ON ONLINE ADDICTION

I MISS THE NUTS AND BOLTS PARTIES OF THE 80S

Other News Catching My Eye

– YESTERDAY WAS CHEESESTEAK DAY — HOW ABOUT A WORLD RECORD OF CHEESESTEAKS?

– WANNA FEEL LAZY? WATCH THE VIDEO OF QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE & ACCUSED KILLER) CLIMB A LADDER WITH A RIFLE

– STRESSED OUT? PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE ‘NATURE BATHING’ OR ‘FOREST BATHING’ — MOM SAID, ‘GO OUTSIDE!’

– KARA SWISHER DRAWS A LINE IN THE SAND – SHE VOWS TO LEAVE CNN IF/WHEN THIS HAPPENS