(From Saturday morning)
(Remember when people wanted Congress to declare SUPER BOWL MONDAY to be a holiday?)
NATIONAL PIZZA DAY
NATIONAL FOOTBALL HANGOVER DAY
Meme Du Jour
DO YOU REALLY NEED WORDS? NO, JUST PUNCHLINES… START THE CLOCK – HOW MANY IN 30 SECONDS
– I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU. REALLY, I DO.
– UH, BILL, THAT’S NOT THE BRAKE HANDLE
– NEXT TIME, I’M ON TOP
– DAMMIT CARL! I BEGGED YOU, NO MORE TACO BELL THE NIGHT BEFORE WE RACE
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1587 – Mary, Queen of Scots is beheaded
1825 – The House has to choose the President – John Quincy Adams won the House vote
1861 – Jefferson Davis is elected President of the Confederacy
1910 – William D. Boyce incorporates the Boy Scouts
1936 – The first NFL draft — the first pick was by the Philadelphia Eagles who took Jay Berwanger
1942 – Daylight Saving Time is instituted
1951 – Greta Garbo becomes a US citizen
1964 – America meets the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show
1968 – ‘Planet of the Apes’ premiered in NYC
1992 – Magic Johnson returned to the NBA to play in the All-Star Game
1994 – Nelson Mandela becomes South Africa’s first Black President
2009 – Al Gore wins a Grammy for his spoken word work of fiction, ‘An Inconvenient Truth’
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– FROM FRIDAY – THE PRESIDENT ON THE (OFFENSIVE, RACIST) VIDEO CONTROVERSY
– THE PRESIDENT ON NBC — WE NEED FAIR ELECTIONS
– ALSO FROM NBC – TRUMP ASKED WHY CRIME IS DOWN SO MUCH? (I WOULD HAVE JUST SAID, DUUUUUUH.)
– DURING THE SUPER BOWL — THIS SPOT RAN PROMOTING THE TRUMP ACCOUNTS
– FETTERMAN IS OK WITH VOTER ID… ‘NOT A RADICAL IDEA’ ‘NOT JIM CROW OR ANYTHING’
– ADAM SCHIFF CAN’T SUPPORT VOTER ID — NO MATTER WHAT THE MASSIVE MAJORITY WANTS
– HAKEEM JEFFRIES IS LOCKED IN AS WELL — THE PEOPLE WANT VOTER ID, DEMS DONT
– GA SEN OSSOFF IS ALSO PUSHING NAZI REFERENCES TO TRUMP, VANCE AND STEPHEN MILLER
– TOM HOMAN KEEPS POINTING OUT DEMS’ HYPOCRISY
– REP MASSIE ON CNN — TRYING TO MAKE EPSTEIN FILES ABOUT THE VICTIMS
– MASSIE IS ALSO THREATENING TO READ THE NAMES ALOUD IF THEY ARE. NOT RELEASED
– MARIA BARTIROMO ASKED THE TREASURY SEC ABOUT WHAT DEMS AVOIDING ASKING HIM DURING HEARINGS
– DANA BASH PRESSED DR OZ ABOUT TRUMP POLICIES SAVING MONEY ON INS — HE WAS READY
– DON LEMON IS NOW COMPARING HIMSELF TO CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS AND FIGHTERS
– FLASHBACK TO LEMON AND CNN ‘NORMALIZING PEDOPHILIA AND PEDOPHILES’
– CNN AIRED THIS! VAN JONES ASKED THREE BLACK PEOPLE IF THEY WOULD VOTE FOR TRUMP AGAIN
– ALSO ON CNN — MD GOV CALLED OUT FOR TRYING TO GERRYMANDER THE GOP OUT OF HIS STATE
– IT WAS VERY COLD IN THE NE THIS WEEKEND, LIKE HELL FROZE OVER — AND MARC CUBAN PRAISED TRUMP TOO
– THE COMMERCIAL PROMOTING ICE — IT RAN YESTERDAY
– FLASHBACK – NEVER FORGET KAMALA EXPLAINING WHY SHE’S AGAINST VOTER ID
MEGYN KELLY SHOWED A GREAT COMPARISON BETWEEN VP VANCE AND MICHELLE OBAMA ON SERVING
From SABO, of course
General News
– SAVANNAH GUTHRIE’S SATURDAY NIGHT MESSAGE TO KIDNAPPERS
– MN: PROTESTERS ARE THROWING DILDOS AT CARS AND PEOPLE (DO THEY THINK ITS A WNBA GAME?)
– MN: POLICE ACTUALLY CHARGE AND ARREST MANY PROTESTERS (6 MINS OF VIDEO – STARTS WITH A RUSH)
– MN: MAN BLOWS WHISTLE TO ATTRACT ANTI-ICE PROTESTERS — THEN CALLS THEM OUT
– THE EPSTEIN FILES MAY BRING DOWN THE UK PRIME MINISTER
– WILLIAM AND CATHERINE ARE PUTTING OUT STATEMENTS — SUPPORTING THE VICTIMS
– STANFORD UNIVERSITY IS ALLOWING STUDENT TO MAKE UP THEIR OWN DISABILITIES
– CARDI B HAD A CURIOUS ENCOUNTER WITH A ROBOT – IT DIDN’T END WELL FOR EITHER
OLYMPICS – GOOD, BAD, INFURIATING AND THE MEDAL COUNT
– LINDSEY VONN IS PROUD TO BE COMPETING AS AN AMERICAN
– AND THEN, THE CRASH — EARLY IN HER RUN (SUNDAY MORNING EAST COAST TIME)
– VONN WAS AIRLIFTED FROM THE MOUNTAIN
— MOMENTS AFTER LINDSEY’S CRASH — ANOTHER SKIER WENT DOWN IN THE SAME SPOT (BRUTAL KNEE BEND)
– MIKAELA SCHIFFRIN WENT TOTALLY WOKE IN HER MEDIA TIME (HERE TO REPRESENT MY OWN VALUES)
– THESE NORWEGIAN CURLERS ARE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER
– ANTI-OLYMPICS PROTESTERS SPRAY FIREWORKS IN MILAN TO PROTEST THE GAMES’ ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT
Other News Catching My Eye
SOME THINGS FROM THE BIG GAME AND THE ALTERNATIVE INTERMISSION SHOW
– CAN WE STOP CALLING THE IDIOT WHO RAN ON THE FIELD A ‘STREAKER?’ — STREAKERS ARE NAKED
– THE ANTHEM FROM TPUSA’s ALTERNATIVE HALFTIME SHOW
– KID ROCK’S ENTRANCE AT TPUSA
– SEC OF WAR HEGSETH HELPED OPEN THE ALTERNATIVE HALFTIME SHOW
– LOGAN PAUL WAS NOT EXCITED ABOUT THE BAD BUNNY HALFTIME SHOW
– THE WEDDING WAS REAL – THOSE PEOPLE GOT MARRIED
– CROWD LOOKED BORED IN AT LEAST ONE CROWD VIDEO DURING THE HALFTIME SHOW
– OH, YOU PLAYED IN THE SUPER BOWL? HERE’S YOUR CALIFORNIA TAX BILL
