National Umbrella Day
– Safer Internet Day (Also known as unplugged internet day)
– National Cream Cheese Brownie Day
– Jello Week
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1933 – The first singing telegram was delivered (Didn’t you always want to receive one?)
1943 – Duct tape is born thanks to a factory worker who was sick of the weak, cheap tape
1957 – The styrofoam cooler was invented
1996 – Chess champ Gary Kasparov loses a match to a computer
2009 – Africanized Bees — aka Killer Bees are detected in Utah

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– BUCKING HISTORY? TRUMP SAYS GOP SHOULD WIN IN A LANDSLIDE THIS FALL
– TRUMP ALSO HAS HIGH HOPES FOR HIS FED CHAIR NOMINEE
– JOHN KARL ASKED THE PRESIDENT ABOUT SLOW-WALKING EPSTEIN FILES
– GOP SEN LUMMIS IS NOW WAKING UP TO THE HORRIFIC CRIMES IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
– RO KHANA SAYS THE EPSTEIN FILES COULD TOPPLE THE BRITISH MONARCHY
– REP BOEBERT SAW SOME OF THE REDACTED EPSTEIN FILES AND SHE’S GOING BACK AGAIN TODAY
– REP ANNA PAULINA LUNA DOES NOT BELIEVE GHISLAINE DESERVES ANY CLEMENCY – SHE’S A MONSTER
– IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, JASMINE CROCKETT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ‘INTELLECTUAL’
– DID WE REALLY EXPECT GHISLAINE MAXWELL WAS GOING TO ANSWER CONGRESS’ QUESTIONS W/O A DEAL?
– BTW, MAXWELL DID SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT TRUMP AS IT RELATED TO EPSTEIN
– MEGYN KELLY AND PIERS MORGAN DEBATE THE VALIDITY OF BAD BUNNY’S HALFTIME SHOW
– STEPHEN A. SMITH AGREES WITH TRUMP ON BAD BUNNY
– RARITY: JIMMEL KIMMEL TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT BAD BUNNY AND WHY THE LEFT IS RAVING ABOUT HIM
– KID ROCK EXPLAINED THE LIP-SYNCHING THING… (I AIN’T BUYING IT)

More News From DC
– IRAN RUMBLINGS? U.S. WARNS SHIPS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ FOR THE MOMENT
– FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES: TRUMP WAS BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON EPSTEIN IN 2006
– VP VANCE VISITED A COUNTRY NO SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT OR VICE PRESIDENT HAS EVER VISITED BEFORE
– DOJ REMOVES SOME OF THE REDACTIONS FROM EPSTEIN FILES (WHY JUST SOME?)
– THOMAS MASSIE ADDS MORE CLARITY ON REDACTIONS — THERE ARE NAMES HIGH UP IN A FOREIGN GOV’T
– RO KHANA ALSO TALKED WITH MSNBC ABOUT EXPOSING SOME OF THE REDACTED NAMES
– DEPT OF WAR TO BAD ACTORS — DON’T RUN, WE WILL CATCH YOU
– FROM NEGATIVE NET WORTH TO $8MIL – IN JUST SEVEN YEARS? HOW DID AYANNA PRESSLEY DO IT? (DON’T ASK)

General News
– THE ONGOING STORY ABOUT SAVANNAH GUTHRIE’S MISSING MOTHER
– ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED THE NYC MAYOR GAVE THE COLD SHOULDER TO CATHOLICS
– GRAND RAPIDS PD CHIEF IS LEAVING — ANTI-COP ATMOSPHERE HAS A LOT TO DO WITH IT
– BRAVE MARYLAND WOMAN ADDRESS COUNTY COUNCIL WITH BRUTAL HONESTY
– IN ANOTHER MARYLAND COUNTY, THIS GUY RIPPED THE BOARD (AND SET A RECORD FOR NEEDING BEEPS)
– MINNESOTA PROTESTS APPEAR TO BE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM (IMHO)
– WAIT, THE NY TIMES IS COMPLIMENTING RED STATES WHEN IT COMES TO EDUCATION?
– IMAGINE BEING THIS SHERIFF (WE HAVE A STUPIDITY PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY)
– REPORT: SOME G-L-P 1s ARE GIVING PEOPLE SCURVY (YEAH, THE THING OLD SAILORS USED TO GET)
– FILMMAKER MICHAEL BAY IS SUING CADILLAC FOR USING HIS IDEAS IN THEIR SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL
OLYMPICS
– TODAY IS A BUSY BUSY DAY – HOPEFULLY IT WILL BRING MORE MEDALS TO TEAM USA
– TEAM USA IS COMPETING FOR GOLD IN THAT ICE-SWEEPING COMPETITION
– IS HUNTER HESS KINDA WALKING BACK HIS CRITICISM OF THE COUNTRY?
– DID YOU KNOW THE MEDALS ARE BREAKING?
– U.S. SKATER IN HOT WATER FOR HER POLITICS IS ALSO FACING A LEGAL ISSUE OVER HER MUSIC ON ICE
– I AGREE WITH THE AP — THIS IS A COOL PHOTO FROM THE WOMEN’S HOCKEY
– WTF? BORN AND RAISED IN SAN FRANCISCO, BUT SHE SKIIS FOR CHINA?
– THIS DOG NEEDS A MEDAL FOR HIS DOWNHILL PERFORMANCE

Other News Catching My Eye
– WHOOPI SAYS YOU DIDN’T UNDERSTAND BAD BUNNY’S CREATIVITY
– THE VIEW IS ALSO PROPPING UP DEMS’ POSSIBLE 2028 CANDIDATES LIKE ANDY BASHEAR
– GOV BASHEAR THINKS VOTER ID IS TOO INVASIVE