Friday the 13th
– National Apology Day
– Galentines Day
– World Radio Day
Meme Du Jour

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THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1633 – Galileo shows up in Rome to face charges of heresey
1866 – Jesse James holds up his first bank
1905 – Recently re-elected Teddy Roosevelt gives a speech in NYC addressing America’s race problems
1914 – ASCAP is founded — helping songwriters make a livingĀ
1920 – Rube Foster forms the National Negro League
2004 – Mattel announces Barbie and Ken have split

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP ON THE JOBS REPORT
– ON THE ENDANGERMENT FINDING REPEAL
– ON REPEALING MUCH OF THE OBAMA CLIMATE REGULATIONS — IT WAS A SCAM
– FYI – TOM HOMAN ENDED THE SURGE IN MINNESOTA — ICE IS NOT LEAVING
– DEMS DON’T CARE ABOUT EFFECTS OF SHUT DOWN — ‘IT’S THE PRINCIPLE’
– SEN HAWLEY FACED OFF WITH KEITH ELLISON — HERE’S THE WHOLE THING
– SEN BERNIE MORENO VS AG KEITH ELLISON IN YESTERDAY’S HEARING
– SEN RICK SCOTT AND FLORIDA ARE DEALING WITH ICE IN A SUCCESSFUL MANNER
– HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN CORY BOOKER IS SERIOUS? HE REMOVES HIS GLASSES BEFORE SPEAKING
– SCOTT JENNINGS CALLS OUT CNN’s ABBEY PHILLIP ON HER ‘FEAR MONGERING’ OVER VOTER ID
– KAITLIN COLLINS WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT CNN IS NOT ANTI-TRUMP
– RFK JR TALKS ABOUT BEING SOBER FOR 40 YEARS (AND ALSO ABOUT SNORTING COKE OFF TOILET SEATS)
– U.S. ENERGY SECRETARY IN VENEZUELA ANNOUNCING BIG IMPROVEMENTS TO BOOST OIL PRODUCTION
– THE NUMBERS ARE TELLING DEMS — YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR LEFT

Print it, take it with you… you’ll improve (H/T Brian Wilson)
More News From DC
– DHS SHUTDOWN APPEARS TO BE HAPPENING
– U.S. TRADE DEAL WITH TAIWAN JUST DROPPED
– TRUMP MOVES WILL LIKELY SAVE YOU $2400-$3000 ON A NEW CAR
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– WE’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT WHAT WAS SHOT DOWN OVER EL PASO EARLIER THIS WEEK
– MEET THE NEXT LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
– WAIT, OP-ED CLAIMS THERE WAS NO EPSTEIN SEX TRAFFICKING RING?
– JAMES ROSEN UNCOVERS NEW NIXON DOCUMENTS – SEVEN PAGES OF WATERGATE STUFF

General News
– GUTHRIE ‘KIDNAPPING’ UPDATES
– IF YOU THOUGHT MN GOV TIM WALZ WAS NUTS — MEET THE STATE’S LT GOV — SHE’S BAT-CRAP-CRAZY
OLYMPICS
– JUDGING SCANDAL — IT APPEARS A FRENCH JUDGE SCREWED AMERICA TO HELP HIS PEOPLE
– GOLD MEDAL WINNER AND BISEXUAL BREEZY JOHNSON GETS ENGAGED AT GAMES
– AND THEN, PAN SEXUAL SKIER AND GOLD MEDAL WINNER TROLLS CONSERVARTIVES
– HELMET DISQUALIFIES UKRAINIAN ATHLETE

Other News Catching My Eye
– THANK GOD WE’RE USING TECHNOLOGY TO CREATE SOMETHING TO MEASURE OUR FARTS