President’s Day
– National Almond Day (Eat them every single day!)
– National ‘Do A Grouch A Favor Day’
– Innovation Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1923 – Archeologist opens tomb of King Tut (was there a curse unleashed?)
1968 – The first 9-1-1 call is placed (By 1979 25% of the country had it, by ’87 it was 50%)
1979 – The Shah leaves Iran
1991 – The Persian Gulf War begins — ‘Operation Desert Storm’ vs Iraq would end with a ceasefire on 2/28
2005 – The NHL cancels the season amid a labor dispute2024 – Putin critic Alexi Navalny died in prison (frog poison got him)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– HOMAN ON CBS – HAS A MESSAGE FOR SANCTUARY CITIES (HE HOPES THEY LEARN FROM MINNESOTA
– THEN HOMAN POPPED ON CNN TO EDUCATE JAKE TAPPER AND HIS PEEPS
– REP WESLEY HUNT DELIVERS A BRILLIANT RESPONSE TO BILL MAHER ON ROBERT E LEE DORM AT WEST POINT
– SEN SCHUMER IS PRESENTED THE FACTS ON VOTER ID LAWS… HE IMMEDIATELY INVOKES ‘JIM CROW 2.0’
– SEN FETTERMAN IS STILL MAKING SENSE (ON OCCASION) — THE FLOODING OF THE BORDERS WAS BAD FOR ALL
– SEC OF STATE RUBIO WAS AMAZING — ALL 21 MINS ARE HERE
– SEN KATIE BRITT FINDS IT INTERESTING THAT SO MANY DEMS ARE IN MUNICH
COMEDY AT THE MUNICH CONFERENCE
– HILLARY IS SUDDENLY ON THE SIDE OF LIMITING MIGRATION (HMMM, IT THIS A PIVOT BY DEMS?)
– HILLARY WENT NUCLEAR ON TRUMP OVER UKRAINE
– THEN THERE’S THE MOMENT THE CZECH REP CALLED HER OUT OVER TDS
– HILLARY CLINTON MODERATES A PANEL ON WOMEN’S RIGHTS – FIRST SPEAKER IS A MAN PLAYING DRESS UP
– GAVIN NEWSOM DECLARES ‘DONALD TRUMP IS TEMPORARY’
– GRETCHEN WHITMER WAS ASKED ABOUT UKRAINE AND ALMOST REQUIRED THE HEIMLICH MANUVER
– BILL MAHER RECOGNIZED MUNICH AS THE FIRST ‘DEM PRIMARY’
– WE ALL SAW AOC’s FUMBLES AND HAD THE MISS TEEN USA FLASHBACK, DIDN’T WE?
– ‘WHITENESS IS AN IMAGINARY THING’
– AOC AND HER PROBLEM WITH RUBIO SAYING AMERICAN COWBOYS CAM FROM SPAIN
– RUBIO’S SPEECH TRIGGERED AOC INTO TRYING TO SELL US ALL COMMUNISM
– REP THOMAS MASSIE IS NOT BACKING DOWN FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES AND TRUMP
– MTG IS STILL AROUND — SHE SHARES A STORY ABOUT A CALL FROM TRUMP REGARDING THE EPSTEIN FILES
– BILL MAHER CLAIMS TRUMP WATCHES HIS SHOW, TEXTS HIM WITH ANGRY COMMENTS
– HEY EVERYBODY, ROSIE’S BACK IN AMERICA AND MAKING EVEN CRAZIER ALLEGATIONS AGAINST TRUMP
– OBAMA SAYS ALIENS ARE REAL – BUT HE HASN’T SEEN THEM
– THE LESSER CUOMO IS RANTING AT DEMS LIKE AOC AND DECLARE THEY ARE ‘KILLING THE PARTY’
– AG BONDI SAYS ‘ALL’ EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED?
– COLORADO’S SEC OF STATE HAS A HISTORY OF ERRORS WHEN IT COMES TO ELECTIONS

General News
– NEW STATEMENT FROM SAVANNAH GUTHRIE
– THE GLOVE IS TIED TO THE MAN ON THE VIDEO — NOW WHAT?
– MARYLAND WOMAN WANTS PARENTS REPORTED TO CPS IF THEIR KIDS JOIN TPUSA
– CHICAGO MAYOR IS CONFRONTED WITH A VIOLENT ILLEGAL ALIEN STORY — NEXT QUESTION
– FLORIDA TEACHERS UNION GOES PUBLIC WITH SUPPORT OF STUDENT WAALK OUTS OVER ICE RAIDS
– DID YOU WASTE HOURS WATCHING THE DAYTONA 500? ALL YOU NEED WAS THE LAST MINUTE OR SO
– MICHAEL JORDAN’S CAR WINS THE BIG RACE
OLYMPICS
– CANADA’S PROBLEMS WITH ‘ILLEGAL TOUCHING’ IN CURLING CONTINUE

(Manatees wear bikinis?)
Other News Catching My Eye
– I THOUGHT THIS TARA LIPINSKI SPOT WAS A PSA, UNTIL IT HIT THE 21ST SECOND MARK
– MEXICAN WOMAN DECLARES MEXICO TO BE THE BEST COUNTRY — BUT SHE IS NOT GOING BACK