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THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1807 – London’s Pall Mall is the first street to be lit by gas lighting
1813 – Jane Austen’s ‘Pride And Prejudice’ is published in England
1901 – Baseball’s American League is founded
1915 – The U.S. Coast Guard is funded – created to fight contraband and help distressed ships at sea
1947 – Colgate-Palmolive Company registers a trademark for its ‘AJAX’ cleaner
1964 – Soviets shoot down an American jet over East Germany
1985 – Music and entertainment stars gather to record ‘We Are The World’ (Who has the shortest solo???)
1986 – The space shuttle Challenger explodes just after lift off, killing all seven crew members on board
2017 – Serena Williams defeats her older sister Venus to win the Australian Open (Her 7th win there.)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP SAT DOWN WITH WILL CAIN — HERE’S THE ENTIRE 22 MINS
– TRUMP ON THE FRAUD IN MINNESOTA — THERE WILL BE ACCOUNTABILITY
– THE LEFT SAYS TRUMP’S RETREATING IN MINNEAPOLIS, WHAT DOES THE PRESIDENT SAY?
– DO YOU STILL HAVE CONFIDENCE IN DHS SEC NOEM? (HE DOES)
– HOW ABOUT TOM HOMAN? WHAT DOES THE PRESIDENT THINK OF HIS BORDER CZAR?
– TRUMP ASKED, WHAT HAPPENS IF GOP LOSES CONTROL OF CONGRESS? (HE KNOWS)
– THE PRESIDENT INTRODUCED IOWA DINERS TO ‘ABC FAKE NEWS’
– TRUMP IOWA RALLY – THE PRES WAS ON IT – HAVING FUN MOCKING MACRON’S SUNGLASSES AT DAVOS
– ’12 MONTHS AGO…BIDEN HANDED US A MESS’
– HE’S UNLEASHED THE ECONOMY AND ANNOUNCES THE BEST IS YET TO COME
– TROLLIN’ — SHOULD WE DO IT A FOURTH TIME?
– A HECKLER SHOWED UP AND WAS ADDRESSED BY THE PRESIDENT
– THE FIRST LADY IS CALLING FOR UNITY IN THE COUNTRY
– MAN APPEARS TO CHARGE AT ILHAN OMAR, SPRAY SOMETHING (Almost 7 yrs to the day of the Smollet ‘attack’ 1-29-19)
– OMAR RESPONDS AFTER THE EVENT — ‘I’VE SURVIVED WAR… I’M BUILT THAT WAY’
– SOME ARE RAISING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ‘ATTACK’
– CNN UPDATE — WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN ARRESTED AT THE SCENE
– SCHUMER IS STILL PLANNING ON SOME SORT OF GOV’T SHUTDOWN
– DOCTOR OZ IS CONTINUING TO FIND CORRUPTION – NOW IN LOS ANGELES – HOSPICE SCAM?
– REP TIM BURCHETT VOWS TO EXPOSE CORRUPTION — EVEN IF CONGRESS IS INVOLVED IN IT
– AHEAD OF TRUMP’S SPEECH, STEPHEN MOORE DELIVERED STRONG ECONOMIC NEWS ON CNN
– BORDER CZAR TOM HOMAN IS PUTTING THE FEAR OF GOD INTO PROTESTERS
– TIM WALZ MET WITH HOMAN EARLY YESTERDAY — CALLED THE BORDER CZAR ‘PROFESSIONAL’
– WAIT, TIM WALZ SAIS HE COULD ‘BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF’ JD VANCE?
– WE HOPE THE FBI IS LOOKING INTO THIS HEALTH CARE WORKER’S INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO TREAT ICE
– SEN FETTERMAN CONTINUES TO REPEAT HIS BELIEF THAT A GOV’T SHUTDOWN IS A BAD IDEA
– ON CNN: FETTERMAN ALSO DECLARED THE SANCTUARY CITY EXPERIMENT HAS FAILED
– FL GOV DESANTIS (ALSO A LIKELY 2028 CANDIDATE) HAS A LIST OF LAWS HE’D LIKE CONGRESS TO PASS
– WATCH HAKEEM JEFFRIES PROJECTION ON SEC NOEM
– CNN’s LEGAL EXPERT HAD TO FACT CHECK TIFFANY CROSS ON HER CLAIM ABOUT CHARLIE KIRK’S MURDER
– COLBERT IS OPEN TO RUNNING FOR OFFICE (HIS LAST SHOW ON CBS IS MAY 21ST)
More News From DC
– HOUSE DEMS DEMAND TRUMP FIRE NOEM OR THEY WILL START IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS
– BORDER CZAR GIVES A SHORT, CONCISE SUMMARY OF WHAT HAPPENED IN HIS MINNESOTA MEETINGS
– DEMS IN DC (ANAD SOME REPUBLICANS) WANT KRISTI NOEM TO RESIGN OR BE FIRED
– JUDGE DERAILS VIRGINIA’S HOPE TO GERRYMANDER ITS ELECTORAL MAP AHEAD OF MIDTERMS
– CENSUS ESTIMATES WHICH STATES ARE GROWING AND WHICH ARE SHRINKING

H/T JEN OHMAN
General News
– BARI WEISS ANNOUNCES HER PLANS FOR CBS NEWS
– PA GOV (AND LIKELY 2028 CANDIDATE) ANNOUNCES HE’S USE 10TH AMENDMENT TO STOP ICE
– THE GOV ALSO FOUND TIME TO MAKE IT TO THE VIEW AND SLAM ICE AGENTS
– ALSO FROM PA, THE PHILLY D-A LARRYKRASNER VOWS TO ‘HUNT DOWN’ ICE AGENTS IN 2029
– WITH ANOTHER FRIDAY JUST DAYS AWAY, THE LEFT CALLS FOR (YET ANOTHER) GENERAL STRIKE
– MN – MR WONDERFUL POSITS THE QUESTION, ‘WHY IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING IN MINNEAPOLIS?’
– MN – DEAD ICU NURSE ALEX PRETTI HAD RECENT HISTORY WITH ICE / BORDER PATROL
– MN – BEN & JERRY’S WILL ‘HONOR’ RENEE GOOD WITH A NEW FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM
– REMEMBER WHEN NOT WEARING A MASK IN CA GOT YOU ARRESTED? — SWALWELL’S FLIPPED THAT 180 DEGREES
– SO MANY RICH PEOPLE ARE LEAVING CALIFORNIA THAT WELLS FARGO IS MOVING INVESTMENT PEEPS TO FL
– MOUNTAIN LION ROAMING POSH SAN FRANCISCO NEIGHBORHOOD IS CAPTURED
– BAD NEWS FOR ANYONE WHO LIKES THOSE AMAZON ‘FRESH AND GO’ STORES — THEY’RE ALL GOING
– BOTH SUPER BOWL TEAMS ARE AVOIDING THE 49-ERS PRACTICE FACILITY OVER EMF SUBSTATION CONCERNS
Other News Catching My Eye
– DO WE CARE THAT KANYE / YE / YEEZY IS APOLOGIZING FOR HIS ANTI-SEMITISM?
– YIKES! ARCTIC COLD WEATHER HAS THE HUDSON RIVER ICING UP – FERRIES DODGE CHUNKS OF ICE
– GOOD NEWS — PEOPLE DONATED $62K TO HELP 92-YR-OLD WOMAN RETIRE
– THE WIENERMOBILE RACE IS COMING BACK TO THE INDY 500!
– THERE’S A SECRET SOCIETY OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW THE SECRET FORMULA TO MAKE WD-40