NATIONAL PUZZLE DAY
CORN CHIP DAY
KANSAS DAY
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THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1845 – POE’S ‘THE RAVEN’ IS PUBLISHED
1861 – KANSAS ENTERS OUR UNION AS THE 34TH STATE
1886 – KARL BENZ PATENTS HIS MOTORWAGEN (FIRST VEHICLE WITH AN INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE)
1892 – THE COCA-COLA COMPANY IS INCORPORATED
1929 – THE SEEING EYE – THE FIRST SCHOOL TRAINING SEEING EYE DOGS OPENS IN TENNESSEE
1936 – BASEBALL’S HALL OF FAME OPENS – FIRST CLASS IS NAMED (CAN YOU NAME THE FIVE PEOPLE?)
1964 – ‘DR STRANGELOVE’ PREMIERED (If you haven’t watched it in a while, or ever, you should.)
1972 – DON McLEAN’S ‘AMERICAN PIE’ HITS #1 ON THE POP CHARTS
1979 – PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER COMMUTES THE SENTENCE OF PATTY HEARST
1984 – REAGAN ANNOUNCES HE IS RUNNING FOR A SECOND TERM
1991 – IRAQI FORCES ATTACK A SAUDI TOWN – THEY ARE TURNED BACK BY COALITION FORCES
2002 – GEORGE W. BUSH COINED THE PHRASE, ‘AXIS OF EVIL’ TO DESCRIBE IRAN, IRAQ, NORTH KOREA
2019 – JUSSIE SMOLLETT CLAIMED HE WAS ATTACKED IN CHICAGO BY TWO VIOLENT MAGA VOTERS
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– MN — NBC NEWS CONFIRMED THE NEW VIDEO SHOWING ALEX PRETTI ATTACKING FADS ON AN 13TH
– THE BIG EVENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE YESTERDAY — TRUMP ACCOUNTS (NO DEM VOTED FOR THESE)
– TRUMP – GIVING EVERY NEWBORN CHILD A CHANCE AT THE AMERICAN DREAM
– TRUMP — IT’S ABOUT GIVING OUR KIDS A CHANCE
– THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE TRUMP ACCOUNTS IS BRINGING BUSINESS TO THE WHITE HOUSE
– ‘MR WONDERFUL’ WAS ON HAND TO CHEER ON THIS NEWS
– MIKE DELL JOINED THE EVENT TO SHARE HIS THOUGHTS ON TRUMP ACCOUNTS
– CEO OF ALTIMETER CAPITOL EXPLAINS HOW TRUMP ACCOUNTS WILL WORK
– NICKI MINAJ SPOKE TO THE CROWD — PRAISING THE PRESIDENT
– TIM WALZ IS BLAMING PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE ATTACK ON ILHAN OMAR
– CNN’S ABBY PHILIP DID IT TOO
– REPORT: PRESIDENT TRUMP CONSIDERING A FEDERAL LIMIT ON WHAT STATES CAN CHARGE FOR GAS TAX
– GOV NEWSOM IS BACK FROM DAVOS AND SPREADING ‘TRUMP 2028 FEAR’
– TIM KAINE VS MARCO RUBIO — I DO BELIEVE RUBIO WON THIS ONE
– SOROS-BACK DA LARRY KRASNER IS TRYING TO UNITE OTHER DEM DAa AGAINST THIS ADMIN
– NICKI MINAJ AT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS AUTO WORKERS FORGETTING TRUMP WAS THERE
– COLBERT IS NOW SAYING ICE AGENTS ARE WORSE THAN NAZIS
– ANA NAVARRO’S DATING ADVICE DID NOT AGE WELL
– ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD DOUCHEBAG IS CALLING FOR A REVOLUTION — NOT ALL OF US WOULD DIE
More News From DC
– WAIT, THEY LIKE US NOW? DENMARK SAYS TALKS WITH THE U.S. ARE BACK ON TRACK (SO THERE’S A CHANCE?)
– CNN STACKS ITS MINNESOTA TOWN HALL WITH ACTIVISTS
– TRUMP ANNOUNCES EXPANSION OF DOJ TO OPEN A FRAUD DIVISION — LET’S SEE SOME ARRESTS
– FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 26 YEARS, AMERICA IS MAKING MORE STEEL THAN JAPAN
– ILHAN OMAR EXPLAINS WHY SHE WENT AFTER THE GUY WHO CHARGED HER ARMED WITH VINEGAR
– APPLE CIDER VINEGAR? IS THERE SOMETHING DANGEROUS ABOUT WHAT WAS SPRAYED ON REP OMAR
– THE BROTHER OF THE VINEGAR SPRAYER IS SPEAKING TO MEDIA — CLAIMS HIS BRO IS A RIGHT WINGER
– ONLY SIX YEARS LATER, THE FBI IS LOOKING INTO GEORGIA ELECTION FRAUD
– NOW THAT THE BALLOTS ARE IN THE HANDS OF THE FEDS, LOCALS SAY THEY’RE NOT SAFE
– SO, INVESTIGATING ELECTION INTERFERENCE IS NOW BEING CALLED ELECTION INTERFERENCE
– SEN ED MARKEY MAKES HIS CASE FOR DEFUNDING DHS
– MAHA NEEDS TO GET MOVING — OUR OBESITY NUMBERS ARE NOT FALLING (YET)
WHY AREN’T PEOPLE IN MINNESOTA ANGRY ABOUT DEATHS CAUSED BY THESE PEOPLE?
General News
– FORGET LAST WEEKEND’S STORM ‘FERN’ — HERE COMES THE BOMB CYCLONE WITH A BUNCH OF SNOW
– NYC’S NEW MAYOR IS CLAIMING THE CITY IS FACING A FISCAL CRISIS
– SON OF FORMER NYC MAYOR DEBLASIO IS ARRESTED IN PROTEST
– FL GOV (AND 2028 CANDIDATE) DESANTIS ANNOUNCES LAW TO PREVENT HIS STATE FROM BECOMING MINNESOTA
– WHICH STATE HAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE GROCERIES? (NY IS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP 10)
– MN – THE ‘BANANAS AND RICE’ LADY WAS ARRESTED FOR ASSAULTING FEDERAL OFFICERS
– ALSO COMING TO MN, THE FEDS ARE LOOKING INTO THE STATE ALLOWING MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS
– ELON MUSK IS MOVING AWAY FROM MAKING CARS TO MAKING ROBOTS — HE’S ENDING MODELS S AND X
– THE PRICE OF GOLD? HOLYFLURKINSCHMIDT
– HILTON HEAD CONSIDERS BIG FINES FOR PEOPLE WITH CARS FULL OF JUNK (WHO DECIDES?)
– SOME ARE CALLING THIS IVF FIRM’S OPTIONS, EUGENICS
Other News Catching My Eye
– CLASSIC WARREN BUFFETT CLIP TALKING ABOUT WEALTH AND WHY MOST PEOPLE NEVER GET RICH
– MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TELL CANDACE OWENS THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK — LEAKING ERIKA KIRK ZOOM CALL
– CONSIDERING A TRIP TO INDIA? MAYBE THINK TWICE ABOUT IT — THE NIPAH VIRUS IS BUBBLING THERE NOW
