National Junk Food Day
– National No Pet Store Puppies Day (ADOPT!)
– Take A Monkey To Lunch Day (I believe there’s only one left… MIckey Dolenz.)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1861 – The first Battle of Bull RunĀ (The first major battle of tCivil War)
1865 – Wild Bill Hickok shoots and kills Dave Tutt in the first quick draw duel
1873 – It rained ants in Nancy, France
1904 – The Trans-Siberian Railway is completed
1925 – John Scopes is found guilty of teaching evolution, fined $100
1944 – The US Army and Marines land on Guam in the Marianas Islands
1972 – George Carlin arrested for the ‘seven words you can’t say on television’
2005 – Terrorist bombers attack the London subway system

WHO KNEW MITCH IS A CLAMPETT?
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– SEN WARREN’S ENDORSEMENT — IS IT REALLY WORTH ANYTHING?
– RO KHANNA IS ALREADY DRAGGING LINDSEY GRAHAM THROUGH THE MUD
– IS VAN JONES THE SAVIOR OF THE DEMOCRATS? (HE THINKS SO)
– DEMS ARE TROTTING OUT THE PARTY ELDERS TO TRASH DSA — WATCH CUOMO
– WAIT, IS THAT A UNICORN? DEM SENATOR PETER WELCH SAYS TRUMP WAS RIGHT ON THE BORDER
– SEN MIKE LEE – SOUNDS THE ALARM ON ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT – NOT A LACK TIME, A LACK OF SPINE
– RUBIO ON IRAN AND ANOTHER MOU – YOU CAN’T HAVE ONE IF THEY’RE VIOLATING IT
– RUBIO: WE’RE ALWAYS OPEN TO DIPLOMACY
– BORDER CZAR TOM HOMAN GETS EMOTIONAL TALKING ABOUT ICE AGENTS
– HOMAN ALSO THANKS MAMDANI AND JEFFRIES FOR THEIR TOO-LITTLE-TOO-LATE COMMENTS
– MANDANI – NEWSOM – AOC ALL TRASHING CAPITALISM IN ONE QUICK MONTAGE
– DEM SOCIALIST LEADER DOESN’T THINK DOUBLE-DIGIT PROFITS SHOULD BE LEGAL
– EVEN CNN THINKS MAMDANI’S DREAM TO ARREST NETANYAHU IS A JOKE
– ICYMI – MAMDANI IS TALKING SERIOUSLY ABOUT ARRESTING NETANYAHU
– YESTERDAY, MAMDANI WAS ASKED ABOUT NETANYAHU AGAIN AND DOUBLED DOWN
– LAURA INGRAM SHOW ASKED NYC RESIDENTS HOW MAMDANI IS DOING
– MENTALLY ILL DEM CANDIDATE FOR MAINE SENATE IS EVEN NUTTIER THAN WE THOUGHT
– HARRY SISSON AND DON LEMON STARTED THIS — NOW CRAZY DEMS WANT TO FIGHT TRUMP
– JENNIFER WELCH REVEALS THE TRUTH – DEMS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO REPUBLICANS
– JOHN LEGUIZAMO DECLARES HIMSELF TO BE A ‘DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST’
– CARVILLE IS NOW HOPING NOBODY GETS SICK (HE TALKED ABOUT TRUMP’S HEALTH FOR YEARS)
More News From DC
– IRAN CONTINUES POUNDING ITS NEIGHBORS, WE CONTINUE POUNDING IRAN
– THE PENTAGON RELEASED THE IDENTITIES OF TWO SOLDIERS WE LOST LAST WEEKEND
– MORE EVIDENCE FROM AOC THAT SHE’S FOCUSED ON 2028 AS A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
– LINDSEY GRAHAM’S SISTER MAKES IT OFFICIAL – SHE IS RUNNING FOR HIS SEAT
– NANCY MACE WON’T BE RUNNING FOR LINDSEY GRAHAM’S SENATE SEAT
– APPEALS COURT DENIES BIDEN ATTEMPT TO BLOCK FULL RELEASE OF HUR TAPES
– NICARAGUA’S SOCIALIST PRESIDENT HAS JUST ANNOUNCED AN END TO ELECTIONS
– THE LEFT IS SO HAPPY THAT SPAIN REMOVED TRUMP FROM THE WORLD CUP WIN PIC
General News
– 3 TO 5 CUPS OF COFFEE A DAY MAY BE A GOOD THING FOR YOU
– YESTERDAY’S ATTACK ON THE FBI / ICE OFFICES IN NYC (THE REACTION IS $$$)
– MANDANI’S NYC — ‘CASH FOR SYRINGES’ PROGRAM IS NOW PERMANENT
– MO PROSECUTOR REMOVED FROM OFFICE AFTER ‘DATING’ PEOPLE SHE WAS PROSECUTING
– MN AG KEITH ELLISON (IN A DUMB HAT) IS HECKLED WHILE CAMPAIGNING FOR ANOTHER DEM
– BTW – HERE’S THE LEADING DEM SENATE CANDIDATE IN MN
– ALSO MN — TIM WALZ SIGNED A BILL I CAN AGREE WITH – ‘GRANDPARENTS HAPPY HOUR’
– MD MAN PEES ON PEOPLE AT A MORGAN WALLEN CONCERT AND STATE PO-PO CAN’T ARREST HIM
– JUDGE PAUSES PARAMOUNT – WARNER MERGER
– ROBOT UMPIRES IN BASEBALL? IT’S ALREADY A THING IN SOUTH KOREA
Other News Catching My Eye
– WHILE I DON’T ENDORSE THIS, I SUPPORT IT — STAND FOR THE ANTHEM OR GET SMACKED
– A SMALL, PARTIAL VICTORY AGAINST THE FLOCK CAMERA INVASION
– CAN YOU ‘CATCH’ DEMENTIA FROM YOUR SPOUSE? (NO, BUUUUUT…)