National Moon Day
– Friends Day (Actual friends, not some dumb tv show.)
– National Wiffle Ball Day
– Space Exploration Day
– National Pennsylvania Day
– National Fortune Cookie Day
– Space Exploration Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1881 – Sitting Bull surrendered to the U.S. Army
1923 – Pancho Villa dies in a hail of bullets in Parral, Mexico
1944 – The plot to kill Hitler fails
1963 – Jan & Dean’s ‘Surf City’ hits #1 on the pop charts
1969 – Neil Armstrong walked on the moon (And, only Americans have done this.)
– President Nixon watched it on TV (Hell, the whole damn world did too.)
1973 – Bruce Lee dies at the age of 32
1988 – Legendary Christmas movie, ‘Die Hard’ opens, makes Bruce Willis a star

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– LEAVING THE WORLD CUP, TRUMP GIVES A BRIEF IRAN UPDATE
– A RESPONSE TO THE DEATHS OF THREE AMERICANS IN THE WAR
– ON HIS CONVERSATION WITH CANADIAN PRESIDENT MARK CARNEY
– THE PRESIDENT WAS PROUD OF THE COUNTRY FOR THE FIFA SUCCESS
– THE PHILOSOPHER PRESIDENT: SPORTS, A MICROCOSM OF LIFE
– BERNIE SANDERS HAS A PROBLEM WITH SUPER PACS AND VOWS, ‘CHANGE IS COMING’
– SANDERS LISTS THE VICTORIES FOR PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATES ALL ACROSS AMERICA
– AOC WAS CAMPAIGNING ALONGSIDE BERNIE FOR ABDUL EL-SAYED IN MICHIGAN
– TOM HOMAN ON CBS — CALLING OUT THOSE WHO UNDERMINE ICE
– HOMAN WAS ALSO VERY ‘PRO’ WHEN IT COMES TO BODY CAMERAS
– MAMDANI THINKS AOC WOULD MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
– AOC IS CAMPAIGNING IN THE SOUTH WITH HER NEW SOUTHERN ACCENT
– NEVER FORGET THAT KAMALA DID THIS TOO
– AOC WAS ALSO TALKING ABOUT JESUS BEING A SOCIALIST
– DSA VICE CHAIR THINKS AOC WOULD BE A BETTER SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE THAN JEFFRIES
– THE VICE CHAIR DOUBLES DOWN ON ABOLISHING THE SENATE
– ILHAN OMAR, RO KHANNA, AOC CAN’T COMMENT ON ABOLISHING THE SENATE, PRESIDENCY
– SCOTT JENNINGS SCHOOLS CNN PANELIST WHO THINGS SOCIALISM BUILT AMERICA
– FETTERMAN RIPS DEMS SUPPORTING DSA DEM CANDIDATES
– FETTERMAN ALSO HAS PROBLEMS WITH BERNIE SANDERS CAMPAIGNING WITH EL-SAYED
– THE SENATOR ALSO APPEARED ON CNN TO CALL OUT ANTI-SEMITISM
– WATCH SEN MARK WARNER’S FACE WHEN HE’S HIT BY A VOTER ID TRUTH BOMB ON ABC
– BILL MAHER — DEMOCRATS ARE BEING TAKEN OVER
– MAHER SAYS HE MIGHT VOTE FOR JD VANCE IN 2028
– HUNTER BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT SEVERAL (‘CLOSETED’) REPUBLICANS
– HUNTER ALSO LOVES MAMDANI – NOW THERE’S A LEADER
– DSA MEMBERS DON’T CARE ABOUT THE BODEGAS THAT JILL BIDEN LOVED
– BACK IN 2019, DEMS WERE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WITH VOTING MACHINES
– CNN MONTAGE OF CNN CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES ON CHINA’S ELECTION MEDDLING
– JAKE TAPPER WAS QUITE WRONG WHEN HE CALLED DONALD TRUMP A LIAR IN 2018
– MICHELE OBAMA HAS FOUND A NEW THING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT – NOT WEARING BRAIDS
– DON LEMON GETS ALL EXCITED WHEN HARRY SISSON WANTS TO FIGHT STEPHEN MILLER

More News From DC
– U.S. MILITARY HITS IRAN FOR THE NINETH STRAIGHT NIGHT
– IRAN BILLBOARDS SEEM TO BE TAUNTING TRUMP
– THE IRANIAN MILITARY STRIKES MORE ARAB NATIONS IN THE GULF REGION
– UH-OH, TULSI GABBARD’S BROTHER ARRESTED IN A ‘STRANGER DANGER’ INCIDENT
– WORST FUND RAISING IDEA EVER? (YES) TX DEM WILL SHARE DIARRHEA DEETS IF YOU DONATE
– NUKING ASTEROIDS MAY BE THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM FROM KILLING US

General News
– A NEW WOLD RECORD IN THE MILE… AMAZING PACE
– MOM FINDS MAN UNDER 13-YR-OLD DAUGHTER’S BED, SHOOTS HIM, SHE’S CHARGED WITH MURDER
– CA COUNTY PASSES REPARATIONS BILL DESPITE BEING IN TERRIBLE FINANCIAL SHAPE
– WHICH NATIONAL CHAIN BEAT WALMART AND ALDI IN THE GROCERY PRICE WARS?
– SPAIN SCORED A $50 MIL WIN IN THE WORLD CUP (GUESS HOW MUCH THE U.S. TEAM RECEIVED?)
– YOU FED YOUR CAT TOO MUCH… IT’S A FAT CAT… HERE COME THE WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS
– COMMERCIALS ARE CREEPING INSIDE NEWS CONTENT
– 7-11 TO CLOSE A BUNCH OF STORES AND CONVERT OTHERS TO FUEL STOPS

Other News Catching My Eye
– DRINKING WATER WITH MEALS MAY MAKE YOU EAT MORE NOT LESS
– WHAT’S NEXT FOR UFC? ‘POWERSLAP’
– ROBOT TEACHERS IN THE CLASSROOM? THEY ARE COMING — WHAT WILL THE UNIONS THINK?