A Thursday that feels like a Friday
– Made In The USA Day
– World UFO Day
– National Anisette Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1566 – Nostradamus died (I believe he predicted “The Simpsons.”
1776 – The Continental Congress votes to break away from England
1865 – The Salvation Army is founded
1881 – President Garfield is shot just four months into his term (he died 80 days later)
1922 – Ralph Samuelson rides the first water skis on Lake Pepin in MN
1937 – Amelia Earhart disappeared
1947 – An unidentified spacecraft crashed near Roswell, NM
1956 – Elvis records ‘Hound Dog’ and ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ at RCA Studio in NYC
1962 – The first Walmart store opened in Rogers, Arkansas
1964 – LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act1977 – ‘Gonna Fly Now’ – The theme from ‘Rocky’ hits #1
1980 – President Carter reinstates mandatory draft registration for men 18-yrs-old
1982 – Larry Walters used 45 helium balloons to fly in a lawn chair to 16,000 feet
1992 – The one-millionth Corvette rolled off the line in Bowling Green, KY
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– REAL DONALD TRUMP TALKS WITH AI PRESIDENT TEDDY ROOSEVELT
– THE PRESIDENT VOWS — AMERICA WILL NOT BE LOST TO A ‘GROUP OF LOSERS’
– TRUMP AD LIBS WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER FAILED, AND WAS FUNNY
– A HOT DAY ON JULY 4TH AND TRUMP WANTS TO GIVE A LONG SPEECH? (JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN…)
– JD VANCE ASKED ABOUT AOC’s HOPE THAT HE IS THE GOP NOMINEE IN 2028
– THE NIPPLE NAZI HAS LOCKED IN ON UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AS HIS KEY ISSUE
– AOC WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT HAITIANS ARE ‘GIFTS’ TO AMERICAN SOCIETY
– CAN DEMS TAKE BACK THE SENATE? HARRY ENTEN SAYS THE MATH AIN’T MATHING
– PA GOV SHAPIRO IS ASKED IF HE WORRIES ABOUT DEM CANDIDATES WHO HATE JEWS
– MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT – DEMS WILL PACK THE SUPREME COURT IF THEY GET POWER
– MAYOR PETE IS STILL TELLING ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT HIS KIDS BEING QUESTIONED
– SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY MAKES THEO VONN BREAK UP
– THEO ASKED THE SENATOR ABOUT SUPPORTING ISRAEL, ‘THE BULLIES OF THE AREA’
– DID YOU KNOW? LOUISIANA HAS MORE ALLIGATORS THAN PEOPLE?
– STOLEN VALOR SEN BLUMENTHAL IS OFFENDED BY THE NEW AIR FORCE ONE
– YET ANOTHER DEMO REP IS WELCOMING THE SOCIALIST TAKEOVER OF HIS PARTY
– MELAT KIROS IS NOT SUGAR COATING ANYTHING — DEMS WANT SOCIALISM
– CONGRATS, DENVER — THIS IS YOUR NEW CONGRESSWOMAN

More News From DC
– TRUMP WILL NOT RENEW USMCA TRADE DEAL – WILL DO SOLO TRADE DEALS
– WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH MITCH McCONNELL???
– PA DEM HATES AMERICA AND MAKES SURE TO TRASH THE COUNTRY IN TIME FOR THE 4TH
– TRUMP ANNOUNCES GAS PRICES ARE DROPPING MASSIVELY (BUT, ITS IN PHILADELPHIA)
– BANK OF AMERICA CEO RESCINDS HIS PREDICTION OF A RECESSION
– CARLSON, PARTY OF ONE? TUCKER ANNOUNCES HE’S STARTING A NEW POLITICAL PARTY
– HOW PLUSH IS THE NEW AIR FORCE ONE? (THIS IS WHAT’S PISSING OFF DEMS)

General News
– DESPITE PLAYING SHORTHANDED FOR 30 MINS, TEAM USA STILL WON 2-0 LAST NIGHT
– THE COUPLE ATOP THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING CAME FROM RUSSIA???
– BUFFALO, NY WON’T HAVE FIREWORKS THIS YEAR (BUT THEY’RE FLYING THE SOMALI FLAG)
– COLUMBUS. OH WAS GOING TO RAISE THE SOMALI FLAG — BUT PEOPLE SPOKE UP
– WISCONSIN DEM WANTS PEOPLE TO KILL LOCAL REPUBLICANS
– VEGAS POLICE TAKE DOWN A TRANSGENDER NUT JOB PLOTTING A MASS SHOOTING
– FL GOV DeSANTIS DECLARES CAIR TO BE A DOMESTIC TERROR GROUP
– GOV WALZ PARDONS ILLEGAL CHARGED WITH CHILD MOLESTATION
– IF YOU ARE JAMES TALARICO’S ADVISOR, DO YOU TELL HIM TO STOP TALKING?
– LEARNING TALARICO’S LANGUAGE — ‘CHRISTO-FASCISM’ (WHO KNEW?)
– AMAZON PRIME MEMBERS SAVE 50 CENTS A GALLON ON GAS TODAY (ONE TIME PURCHASE)
– PISSED ABOUT GAS PRICES? YOU COULD BE IN CALIFORNIA WHERE IT WENT UP EVEN MORE
– THE SWIFT-KELCE NUPTIALS — IF YOU CAN ABOUT THIS, NEVER CALL ME FOR ANYTHING
– THE NY KNICKS STARTING FIVE HAVE BEEN INVITED

Other News Catching My Eye
– QUEER PASTOR IN FLORIDA FANTASIZES ABOUT JESUS BEING BISEXUAL
– EUROPEAN HEAT WAVE HAS YODELERS PERFORMING IN FOUNTAINS
– STUDY FINDS DINERS ARE OK WITH ROBOT WAITERS (AS LONG AS THEY HAVE DEEP VOICES)