National Bagel Day
– National Hat Day
– National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day
Meme Du Jour

VERIZON OUTAGE MAP FROM MOST OF WEDNESDAY – NO, WE CAN’T HEAR YOU NOW
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1777 – Vermont declares independence from the colony of New York
1870 – Democrats started using the jackass/donkey as their logo — this was the first time it appeared
1913 – The first phone line between Berlin and New York is connected
1930 – Amelia Earhart sets a (women’s) speed record — flying 171 mph
1967 – Ed Sullivan asked the Rolling Stones to change the lyrics to “Let’s Spend the Night Together” (they did)
– also ’67 – the Packers beat the Chiefs in Super Bowl I
1972 – ‘American Pie’ hits #1 on the pop charts
2001 – Wikipedia launched (Anyone else using Grokipedia?)
2009 – Capt Sully Sullenberger lands his plane on the Hudson (Check out ‘Nerves of Steel’ about another miracle)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– REPORTER TRIED TO TELL THE PRESIDENT WHAT HE SAID ABOUT GREENLAND — SHE GOT SCHOOLED
– THE PRESIDENT ON THE IMPORTANCE OF GREENLAND
– THE MILK SWIGGING MOMENT FROM YESTERDAY’S PRESS EVENT IN THE OVAL WAS. MY FAV MOMENT
– THE AG SEC TALKED ABOUT THE SUPPORT FOR DAIRY FARMERS
– ‘THE LEAKER HAS BEEN FOUND AND IS IN JAIL’ — THE PRESIDENT UPDATED THE PRESS
– AG BONDI GAVE MORE DETAILS ON THE ARREST LAST NIGHT ON HANNITY’S SHOW
– FROM THE FORD PLANT INTERVIEW ON CBS – WATCH THE PRESIDENT TAKE CONTROL OF THIS ONE
– SEN JOSH HAWLEY’S FULL FIVE MINUTES OF TRYING TO GET A SIMPLE ANSWER TO ‘CAN MEN GET PREGNANT?’
– YESTERDAY IT WAS TRUMP’S TESTOSTERONE LEVEL, TODAY, RFK JR IS TALKING ABOUT TRUMP’S DIET
– AG BONDI SAYS SHE FIRED SIX PROSECUTORS IN MINNESOTA
– BILL AND HILLARY NO-SHOW FOR THE HOUSE QUIZ – REP BURCHETT HAS SOME COMMENTS FOR THE PRESS
– ILHAN OMAR IS DENIES THE FRAUD IN HER STATE — ‘ THERE’S NO GODDAMN WAY…’
– DEM REP THANEDAR IS BACK SAYING CRAZY THINGS AND HOPING TO ABOLISH ICE
– FOLLOW THE MONEY — TREASURY SEC SAYS IRANIAN LEADERS ARE SENDING MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY
– SEN ELISSA SLOTKIN RELEASES A VIDEO — JEANINE PIRRO CALLED, ASKING TO INTERVIEW ME
– JESSE WATTERS REPORTS – KAMALA HARRIS BOUGHT AN $8MIL MALIBU MANSION
– HEY, ART LOVERS, JIMMY CARTER’S PAINTINGS ARE GOING UP FOR AUCTION

More News From DC
– HOMELAND SECURITY STATEMENT ON THE SHOVEL ATTACK ON ICE AGENT
– NASA / SPACEX HAD AN EARLY RETURN TO EARTH – FIRST MEDICAL EVAC OF SPACE CREW
– WERE YOU WATCHING? THE SPLASHDOWN / LANDING WAS VIRTUALLY PERFECT
– THE FORD WORKER WHO YELLED AT TRUMP AND GOT THE FINGER??? HE’S $800K RICHER
– RAND PAUL WAS ON ROGAN’S SHOW — HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SENATOR LAUGH THIS HARD?
– IRAN UPDATES – THE AIRSPACE IS REOPENED
– IRAN HAS JAMMED STARLINK FROM DELIVERING WEB SERVICE

General News
– FRAUD IN MINNESOTA? CALIFORNIA SAYS, HOLD MY BEER (LITERALLY – THIS FRAUD TIED TO BOOZE)
– GOV WALZ USES THE TERM ‘NEIGHBORS OF COLOR’ TO TRY AND GIN UP PEOPLE
– WALZ ALSO WANTS PEOPLE TP RECORD ICE — FOR THE STATE’S DATABASE (FOR FUTURE PROSECUTIONS)
– ICE AGENT SHOOTS ONE PERSON AFTER BEING AMBUSHED WHILE CHASING ILLEGAL – ATTACKED WITH SHOVELS
– MINNEAPOLIS POLICE CHIEF PRESS STATEMENT — ‘CROWD IS ENGAGING IN UNLAWFUL ACTS’
– MN – MORE VIDEO SHOWING THE TRANSPORTATION FRAUD IN MINNEAPOLIS
– ODDLY ENOUGH, ONE TRANSPORTATION COMPANY IS INSIDE A MONEY TRANSFER COMPANY
– HOW DOES THE MINNESOTA MONEY PIPELINE WORK?
– YOU SAW THE WOMAN DRAGGED FROM HER CAR BY ICE? SHE’S A BIG TIME ‘ACTIVIST’
– ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CRAZY VIDEO FROM NYC MAYOR MAMDANI’S REAL ESTATE ADVISOR
– HAVING SOLVED ALL OF WASHINGTON STATE’S PROBLEMS, THE GOV IS FAST TRACKING A BILL TO UNMASK ICE
– STACEY ABRAMS IS ALSO OUT THERE PUSHING THE UNMASKING OF ICE AGENTS
– MAYBE ALL THE FREAKING OUT OVER MICROPLASTICS WAS NOT NECESSARY

Other News Catching My Eye
– OPRAH STOPPED BY THE VIEW — ODDLY ENOUGH, THE TOPIC OF WEIGHT CAME UP (WHAT’S ‘FOOD NOISE?’)
– HAVE YOU SEEN THE BILL CLINTON ‘FRIENDSHIP PENDANT?’
– CANDACE OWENS REALLY NEEDS A FRIEND WHO CAN TELL HER THIS STUFF IS JUST NUTS
– ANOTHER GREAT SCOTT ADAMS LESSON — WITH HELP FROM AKIRA THE DON — CHASE MEANING
– REALLY??? REILLY GAINES HAS TO WRAP HER INFANT IN A BULLETPROOF BLANKET DUE TO THREATS