National Drink Beer Day (Why? It’s Arthur Guinness’ birthday)
– International Poke (Poe-KAY) Day (Who doesn’t appreciate a good poke?)
– National Family Day
– National Good Neighbor Day (Jake, from State Farm is celebrating)
– Ask a Stupid Question Day
– National Strawberry Cream Pie Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1781 – Washington leads a combined force (Colonists & French) against the Brits in Yorktown
1850 – Congress bans flogging in the Navy
1901 – King Gillette sells his first razor
1904 – A woman is arrested for smoking a cigarette on Fifth Ave in NYC (check 2009)
1918 – A parade in Philadelphia exposed thousands to the Spanish Flu (whoops)
1928 – Sir Alexander Fleming “discovers” penicillin – He spotted a bacteria-killing mold
1941 – Ted Williams is the last MLB player to hit .400 for a season
1963 – Pop Art gets popular with Lichtenstein’s “WHAAM!” being exhibited for the first time
2008 – SpaceX launched Falcon X – the first private spacecraft
2009 – Islamic court in Malaysia upholds caning sentence for a woman who drank a beer

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRESIDENT CONFIRMS UK TERROR ARRESTS
– PSA OR PROPAGANDA? THE AD THAT HAS SPARKED A DEBATE OR TWO
– THE PRESIDENT LOVES AN OPEN, FREE PRESS — (NOT FAKE NEWS)
– I WAS IN BED AT 10PM, TRUMP WAS HAVING A DINNER MEETING AT 10 LAST NIGHT
– TRUMP RESPONDS TO OBAMA’S COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING WOMEN IN CHARGE
– THE PRESIDENT’S CUP WIN FOR THE USA – CAPT SNEDEKER GAVE TRUMP CREDIT
– VP VANCE FACES OFF WITH AN EMOTIONAL JAKE TAPPER
– TAPPER ALSO BEGGED AMB MIKE WALTZ TO GET CNN BACK IN THE PRESS POOL
– WALTZ REMINDS TAPPER, IT’S NO LONGER ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
– TREASURY SEC PREDICTS IRAN’S ECONOMY WILL COLLAPSE IN TWO WEEKS
– AG BLANCH TAKES NO GUFF FROM ABC NEWS’ MARTHA RADDATZ
– SEN JOHN KENNEDY WITH ANOTHER EPIC TV APPEARANCE ON CBS
– DEM SENATE CANDIDATE FROM MAINE SURE SOUNDS CRAZY TO ME
– TALARICO IS PREACHING AGAIN – WANTS YOU TO FOLLOW DIFFERENT PROPHETS
– HE ALSO SAYS IT’S EASIER FOR HIM TO BE NON-VIOLENT BECAUSE HE’S WHITE
– RO KHANNA IS ALL ABOUT IMPEACHING TRUMP AGAIN (AND AGAIN AND AGAIN)
– MORE VIDEO OF EL-SAYED CONTRADICTING HIMSELF (ON HEALTH CARE)
– DO YOU AGREE WITH KARL ROVE? ICE SHOULDN’T ARREST ILLEGALS AT HOME DEPOT
– FETTERMAN’S FREUDIAN SLIP — ‘I’M A LIFELONG REPUBLICAN’
– NJ DEM (CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE) GETS LAUGHED AT DURING DEBATE
– HER GOP OPPONENT POINTS OUT, SHE WON’T GO TO CHURCH WITH REPUBLICANS
– BILL MAHER CONTINUES TO EXPLAIN TRUMP FOR LIBERALS
– MAMDANI PREDICTS DEMS SHIFT TO SOCIALISM WILL SWEEP AMERICA

More News From DC
– WOMAN COMING HOME FROM A PARTY PAY HAVE STOPPED A UK TERROR PLOT
– BRITISH POLICE BEG PUBLIC NOT TO SPECULATE AFTER MUSLIMS WERE ARRESTED
– A TV HOST IN THE UK IS RIPPING THE DEFENCE SECRETARY OVER MIGRANTS
– POLICE INVESTIGATE LINK TO IRAN IN FOILED TEROR ATTACK (GEE, YA THINK?)
– TRUMP REJECTED IRAN’S CEASE-FIRE PITCH, SAYS HE EXPECTS TALKS TO RE-START
– AOC’S COLLEGE CROWD SINGS ‘FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA’ AT HER RALLY
– A HEAD OF MIDTERMS, SURVEY SHOWS BIGGEST ISSUES FOR VOTERS
– COOK POLITICAL REPORT POINTS TO BIG WINS FOR DEMOCRATS IN MIDTERMS
– ONE TINY ISLAND, A WHOLE LOT OF ‘BIRTH TOURISM’ (NEEDS TO BE FIXED)
– SEN KENNEDY SAYS NO BUILDINGS NAMED FOR LIVING POLITICIANS (I CONCUR)
– COULD BASEBALL BE COMING TO A NATIONAL PARK? A REPORT SAYS YES

General News
– THE NOR’EASTER WAS BLOWING TOILETS ALL OVER MET LIFE PARKING LOT
– A NC MOM IS FED UP AND TELLS HER SCHOOL BOARD SOME STRONG TRUTH
– WALMART CEO SWEARS THEY WON’T USE CUSTOMER DATA TO RAISE PRICES
– ‘FUNFLATION’ ON THE RISE – BUT, WE’RE NOT CUTTING BACK
– PRICE OF NATURAL DIAMONDS HAS DROPPED 50% IN FIVE YEARS
– AMERICA — A NATION OF FAKE RICH PEOPLE (IT’S THE DEBT TRAP)
– FASCINATING THOUGHTS FROM GOLDEN CORRAL’S CEO (HE’S BEEN THERE 41 YRS)

Other News Catching My Eye
– OBVIOUS STUDY RESULTS — HAVING MORE SEX = GREAT CHANCE OF PREGNANCY
– MTV GAVE OUT SOME AWARDS LAST NIGHT — HERE ARE THE DETAILS
– IRON MAIDEN’S LEAD SINGER NAILS THE ANTHEM AT STEELERS GAME
– THE PORTUGUESE CALL OF THE VIKINGS BEATING THE COWBOYS IS CRAZY
– 40 YEARS AGO, THE LA RAMS RELEASED THIS HIDEOUS VIDEO, ‘LET’S RAM IT’