National One-Hit Wonder Day (Which was the biggest?)
– National Comic Book Day
– National Lobster Day (aka a butter delivery system)
– National Native American Day
– National Psychotherapy Day
– National Roadkill Day (Have you ever sampled roadkill?)
– Hug-A-Vegetarian Day (How can you tell a vegetarian? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1775 – Ethan Allen captured by the British
1789 – Congress passes the Bill of Rights
1867 – Congress creates the first all-Black university – Howard University in D.C.
1890 – The LDS Church (Mormons) official denounce polygamy
1894 – President Cleveland pardons polygamists (and bigamists and co-habitators)
1957 – The Little Rock Nine begin full day of classes (school integration begins in AR)
1959 – Eisenhower and Khrushchev meet at Camp David
1970 – ‘The Partridge Family’ debuts on ABC TV1981 – The first female SCOTUS Justice, Sandra Day O’Connnor is sworn in
2009 – Obama, the British PM and French President accuse Iran of hiding its nuclear activity

A FRIDAY FLASHBACK
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– TRUMP MENTIONED THE NEW WH BALLROOM IN HIS REMARKS
– WHAT DID THE PRESIDENT GIVE XI TO MEMORIALIZE THIS VISIT?
– CNN, MSNBC WERE REPORTEDLY DENIED ACCESS TO THE STATE DINNER
– MONTAGE OF DEMS CLAIMING TRUMP IS WRONG TO WELCOME THE CHINESE LEADER
– XI WANTS TO ‘MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’
– XI’s GIANT PANDA ANNOUNCEMENT HAS TRUMP SMILING
– RUBIO SPITS SOME POWERFUL TRUTH ABOUT SOCIAL SECURITY
– NETANYAHU AT THE U.N. — STARTING WITH A MESSAGE TO MAMDANI
– A SLIGHTLY LONGER MESSAGE TO MAMDANI
– THE ISRAELI PM ADDRESS THE WEENIES WHO WALKED OUT
– NETANYAHU’S COMPARISON — OCT 7TH AND SEPT 11TH
– THE BEEPER FLEX – ‘HEZBOLLAH REMEMBERS THEM’
– MUSK’S STARLINK WON THE PRODUCT PLACEMENT PRIZE AT THE U.N.
– FOX NEWS’ BRET BAIER INTERVIEWED IRAN’S PRESIDENT (FULL TEN MINS)
– BRET ASKED ABOUT THE CONDITION OF ‘THE SUPREME LEADER’
– OBAMA WINS FRIDAY’S IRONY PRIZE
– THE FORMER PRESIDENT WANTS THE GOV’T TO BE REDESIGNED
– BARACK IS ALSO ONE WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH (UNCONTROLLED) SOCIAL MEDIA
– HOW MANY TIMES HAS OBAMA GIVEN THIS SPEECH ABOUT BEING DIVIDED???
– TOM HOMAN STILL DOES NOT GIVE A SH*T
– WHY IS SEN TUBERVILLE TALKING ABOUT FURRIES IN THE SENATE
– JIM ACOSTA SHOW GETS THE BIGGEST GUESTS — LIKE JOY REID

More News From DC
– SURPRISING NEW POLL ON SOCIALISM
– ALSO A POLL ON MICHIGAN SENATE RACE — IT’S THE YOUTH VOTE!
– IRAN’S NEW PRESIDENT SWEARS HIS COUNTRY ISN’T TRYING TO KILL TRUMP
– HE ALSO CLAIMS IRAN WANTS A DEAL BEFORE THE MIDTERMS (BETTER HURRY)
– REUTERS: FIVE TAKEAWAYS FROM XI’s VISIT
– WARREN BUFFET WARNS ABOUT THE U.S. DOLLAR — IT’S ‘GOING TO HELL’
– APPEALS COURT REINSTATES OHIO’S VOTER ID LAW

General News
– IN THE NORTHEAST? YOU’RE GETTING A NOR’EASTER THIS WEEKEND
– FEAR PORN HEADLINE: ‘WORLD’S MOST CONTAGIOUS VIRUS HITS PHILLY AIRPORT’
– WE WERE RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLOCK CAMERAS
– HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE ‘AMERICAN IDOL’ CONTESTANT’S MURDER TRIAL?
– STARBUCKS IS CLOSING 250 STORES THIS WEEK
– IF YOU’RE LIKE ‘BIG LOU’ AND USE BLOOD PRESSURE MEDS, READ THIS ONE
– STROKE RISK IS DROPPING – WELL, EXCEPT FOR ONE GROUP THAT SHOULD WORRY

Other News Catching My Eye
– PRINCE HARRY MADE A FOOL OF HIMSELF, AGAIN
– NOW WE KNOW WHY BOOZE MAKES YOU FEEL MORE TIRED AS YOU AGE
– RANDOM – ROB LOWE WAS HAPPY CHRIS ROCK GOT SLAPPED AT THE OSCARS