National Napping Day (Do you nap? And, if so, for hour long?)
– National Barbie Day
– National Meatball Day
– National “Get Over It Day”
– National Fill Your Stapler Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1776 – Adam Smith published “Wealth of Nations” (Yeah, that’s the shortened title – IYKYK)
1822 – Charles Graham is granted the first patent for false teeth
1864 – Ulysses S. Grant is named Commanding General of the U.S. (Union) Arm
1959 – The Barbie Doll was introduced at Toy Fair in NYC
1964 – The first Ford Mustang rolls off the assembly line
1975 – Iraq launched an attack on the Kurds
1979 – Lawsuit forces MLB to allow female reporters in the locker rooms
1996 – Comedian George Burns passed away at 100
1997 – Biggie Smalls (aka Christopher Wallace and Notorious B-I-G) is killed in Los Angeles
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– IRAN NAMES A NEW SUPREME LEADER (YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG?)
– MEET THE NEW BOSSS, THE SAME AS THE OLD BOSS?
– SEC HEGSETH SAYS IRAN WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ITS NUCLEAR BOMB AMBITIONS
– HEGSETH ON ‘UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER’
– IS TRUMP THINKING ABOUT INSTITUTING A MILITARY DRAFT? THE PRESS SEC CALLS OUT THOSE REPORTS
– SEN KENNEDY SHARES THE PLAN FOR IRAN — TURN PARTS OF IRAN INTO FISH FOOD THEN GET OUT
– SEN GRAHAM TELLS MARIA BARTIROMO TO BE EXCITED, ESPECIALLY ABOUT THE NEXT TWO WEEKS IN IRAN
– LINDSEY IS ALSO GETTING EXCITED FOR THE LIBERATION OF CUBA
– KAMALA FLIP FLOPS: LESS THAN TWO YEARS AGO, IRAN WAS A PROBLEM, TODAY SHE’S MADE AT TRUMP
– THOM TILLIS WANTS STEPHEN MILLER TO BE REMOVED TO DIMINISHED
– WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THE SAVE AMERICA ACT? SEN KENNEDY BELIEVES IT WILL PASS
– CHUCK SCHUMER CALLS THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’ ONE OF THE WORST PIECES OF LEGISLATION HE’S SEEN
– CAN WE GET A ‘WELLNESS CHECK’ ON JAMES CARVILLE?
– BILL MAHER SETS UP ADAM SCHIFF TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID
– AND MOMENTS LATER, SCHIFF SAID MORE STUPID THINGS — THIS TIME ABOUT IRAQ
– TUCKER CARLSON BELIEVES ‘UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER’ MEANS YOUR WOMEN GET RAPED BY FOREIGN TROOPS
– IT WAS A LOVELY DAY IN NYC, SO CRAZED, LIBERAL WOMEN GATHERED IN A PARK TO SCREAM
More News From DC
– THE IRAN ATTACK
– SPECIAL FORCES? WILL WE BE SENDING IN TROOPS TO FIND IRAN’S REFINED URANIUM?
– OIL PRICES… THE PRESIDENT HAS SOME THOUGHTS
– OIL JUMPED YESTERDAY — IT APPEARS TO BE EASING THIS MORNING
– A SEVENTH AMERICAN SERVICE MEMBER HAS DIED IN THE IRAN CONFLICT
– AT THE DIGNIFIED TRANSFER, THE PRESIDENT WORE A WHITE BASEBALL HAT (SOME WERE PISSED)
– JESSE JACKSON JR RIPPED ‘THREE UNITED STATES PRESIDENT WHO DO NOT KNOW JESSE JACKSON’
– DID YOU SEE JOE BIDEN AT JESSE JACKSON’S FUNERAL (LOOK AT THE FACES OF THE PEOPLE WATCHING)
General News
– HOMEMADE BOMBS AT COMPETING RALLIES IN NYC? SIX PEOPLE IS ARRESTED – SO FAR?
– POLICE ALSO FOUND MORE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES IN VEHICLES NEAR THE MAYOR’S RESIDENCE
– STATEMENT FROM THE NYPD POLICE COMMISH
– THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING THE HOMES OF THE SUSPECTS
– BTW – THE MEN THROWING THE IEDs WERE REPORTEDLY INSPIRED BY ISIS
– NOTICE HOW THE MSM MEDIA COVERED THE EVENT
– ONE OF THE WOULD-BE BOMBERS WAS A STUDENT AT A PHILLY AREA HIGH SCHOOL
– NYC’S MAYOR POSTED A HOLLOW PUBLIC STATEMENT ABOUT THE ATTEMPTED TERROR ATTACK
– PA STATE TROOPER SHOT AND KILLED IN TRAFFIC STOP LAST NIGHT – SHOOTER THEN TOOK HIS OWN LIFE
– MN’s STATE REPS ARE DISCUSSING A STUDY TO CONSIDER THE ‘BENEFITS OF SHOPLIFTING’
– LOS ANGELES MARATHON WILL NOW AWARD ‘FINISHER’ MEDALS TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT TO 18 MILES (NOT 26.2)
– SPEAKING OF THE LA MARATHON, AN AMERICAN WON IT!
– REMEMBER THE GUY SHOW FIRED A GUN AT THE CHIEFS’ SUPERBOWL RALLY (AND SERVED NO TIME)?
Other News Catching My Eye
– WILL YOU BE APPLYING TO BE THE ‘CHIEF TASTING OFFICER’ AT WENDY’S? (IT PAYS $100K)
– IF WERE GOING TO DAK PRESCOTT’S WEDDING NEXT MONTH, YOU CAN ‘UNSAVE THAT DATE’
