NATIONAL WHITE WINE DAY
– NATIONAL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DAY
(This version of the prep has been here for 7+ years and will hopefully continue for years to come. I do it without charging or embedding ads. That said, if you’ve been using it and/or enjoying it, maybe you’d like to occasionally “BUY ME A COFFEE?”)
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1693 – Dom Perignon discovers the process for making champagne
1753 – George Washington becomes a Master Mason (the highest rank in Freemasonry)
1790 – Alexander Hamilton creates the Coast Guard to stop smugglers, collect tariffs
1892 – Lizzie Borden’s parents were found dead at home in Fall River, MA
1914 – President Wilson declares US neutrality in WWI
1930 – America’s first supermarket opened in Queens, NY (it was a King Cullen)
1944 – Anne Frank captured
2012 – Oscar Pistorius is the first amputee to compete in the Olympics Games
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– TRUMP LEARNS SYDNEY SWEENEY IS A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN
– EXPECT A NEW STATISTICIAN WHO WILL REPORT JOBS NUMBERS
– THE PRESIDENT IS STILL NOT PLEASED WITH FED CHAIR POWELL
– STEPHEN MILLER LAYS OUT DETAILS OF THE ‘COUP’ AGAINST DONALD TRUMP
– DR OZ EXPLAINS JUST HOW BADLY WE’VE BEEN GETTING SCREWED ON DRUG PRICES
– CNN’s HARRY ENTEN WITH MORE GOOD POLL NEWS FOR TRUMP
– DEM NUMBERS ARE MESSIER THAN A HOARDER’S BASEMENT
– MSNBC HAS YAMICHE ALCINDOR ON TO EXPLAIN WHAT DEMS ARE FEELING
– CORY BOOKER CAN’T ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION ABOUT SUPPORTING MAMDANI
– SEN KLOBUCHAR ASKED WHY VOTERS AREN’T HAPPY WITH DEMS?
– MICHAEL SMERCONISH CALLS ON DEMS TO ‘AGREE WITH TRUMP’ (ON OCCASION)
– SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL A WHAMBULANCE FOR SENATOR SCHIFF
– ICYMI – CHARLAMAGNE SPEAKS TRUTH TO MSM OVER FAKE OUTRAGE ON EPSTEIN FILES
– JUST TWO DAYS AFTER TRUMP WAS SWORN IN FOR THE FIRST TIME, SCHUMER SAID THIS ON ABC
– FLASHBACK: 2016: HILLARY CLINTON LAUGHS ON MSNBC AT THE THOUGHT OF LOSING TO TRUMP
MOUNT LUSHMORE
More News From DC
– TRUMP TELLS SCHUMER TO ‘GO TO HELL’
– THE PRESIDENT ALSO HAD SOME TOUGH WORDS FOR CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD
– WAIT, THE NY TIMES IS ADMITTING TRUMP’S TARIFFS ARE MAKING MONEY???
– THE FBI DIRECTOR CALLS OUT MSM AFTER FINDING ‘BURN BAGS’
– WHAT WAS DECLASSIFIED IN THE DURHAM APPENDIX?
– POLITICO SEEMS TO BE WAKING UP ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS
– EVEN THOUGH HE WAS FIGHTING WITH TRUMP, MUSK STILL OPENED HIS WALLET
– JACK SMITH IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR HIS INVESTIGATION OF TRUMP
– DC IS ABOUT TO GET SOME SERIOUS JUDGE JEANINE JUSTICE (SHE WAS CONFIRMED)
– WATCH LEE ZELDIN GIVE CNN A LESSON IN THE TRUTH ON CLIMATE CHANGE
– SOUNDS LIKE THE BIDEN TEAM IS ABOUT TO THROW KAMALA UNDER THE (YELLOW) BUS
– ILLEGAL WHO TRIED TO RUN OVER ICE AGENTS IS GONNA BE HARD FOR DEMS TO DEFEND
– SCOTUS TO CONSIDER LIMITING KIDS’ ACCESS TO SOCIAL MEDIA
– IS CHINA PREPARING TO INVADE TAIWAN?
General News
– HOLLY – THE CINCINNATI WOMAN KNOCKED OUT IN THE STREET BRAWL IS SPEAKING
– NYC SHOOTER LEFT A SUICIDE NOTE AT HIS HOME IN LAS VEGAS
– THERE ARE A LOT MORE CASES OF MEASLES IN CANADA THAN IN THE U.S. — MEDIA SILENCE
– THIS OLD GAG? TEXAS DEMS TO FLEE THE STATE TO STOP REDISTRICTING
– GOV ABBOTT HAS A PLAN IF THE DEMS TRY THIS STUNT
– MINUTES INTO AN 8-HOUR FLIGHT FROM DC TO GERMANY, PILOT ISSUES A ‘MAYDAY’ CALL
– ASTROS PITCHER USES AN INTENTIONAL BALK TO ADVANCE RED SOX RUNNER (BUT, WHY?)
– FORD IS RECALLING OVER 300,000 VEHICLES – IS ONE OF THEM YOURS?
– HOT DOG SPILL CLOSES HIGHWAY — IT’S PA COMMUTERS’ WUEST NIGHTMARE
Other News Catching My Eye
– PALATE CLEANSER: SURFING DOGS
– YOU CAN NOW BET ON WHAT COLOR THE NEXT DILDO TOSSED ON A WNBA COURT MAY BE
– LONI ANDERSON PASSED AWAY JUST DAYS AHEAD OF HER 80TH BIRTHDAY
– R-I-P LONI — HERE’S A LOAD OF HER WKRP HIGHLIGHTS
– MEANWHILE, JAPAN’S OLDEST PERSON TURNED 114 OVER THE WEEKEND
– JARED ALLEN’S HALL OF FAME SPEECH IS A LESSON FOR EVERYONE, NOT JUST SPORTS FANS
