Denim Day
– National Zipper Day (Unless you are a five button jeans person)
– National Shrimp Scampi Day
– National Viral Video Day
– Intl Guide Dog Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1856 – 33 camels arrived in Texas for the U.S. Military to use in the SW part of the country
1913 – Gideon Sundback patents the zipper
1945 – Hitler and Eva Braun marry just hours before killing themselves in Adolf’s bunker
1968 – ‘Hair’ premieres on Broadway
1974 – Nixon announced the release of the Watergate tapes
1988 – McDonald’s announced it was opening 20 restaurants in Russia (No ‘Big Macs’ just ‘Big Bolshoi’)
1992 – Riots erupt in Los Angeles after acquittal of LAPD officers in the Rodney King trial
2004 – WWII Monument opened in DC
2020 – COVID craziness – Belgium had a potato surplus so they told people to eat more french fries

HEY, DOJ, MAYBE BIG GRETCH NEEDS A LITTLE ATTENTION TOO?
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRESIDENT SALUTES THE FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN THE U.S. AND GREAT BRITAIN
– TRUMP HONORED CHARLES AFTER HIS BIG SPEECH TO CONGRESS – ‘HE GOT THE DEMOCRATS TO STAND’
– CHARLES HONORED TRUMP AND SECRET SERVICE FOR THEIR SWIFT ACTION THIS PAST WEEKEND
– THE TOAST FROM THE KING TO THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE OF OUR NATIONS
– GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS HAS LITTLE PATIENCE FOR PEOPLE BLAMING MSM FOR VIOLENCE
– COMEY RESPONDS TO LATEST INDICTMENT (LOOK AT HIS EYES)
– NOT MAD ENOUGH AT THE FRAUD? LISTEN TO THE LIST OF CARS OWNED BY FRAUDSTERS IN ONE STATE
– SEC BESSENT ON WHAT’S HAPPENING ON KARGH ISLAND IN IRAN
– DNI TULSI GABBARD LAYS OUT THE CASE TO INDICT COMEY — FIVE MINS
– WHOA — BRANDON GILL ASKS ABORTION SUPPORTER ABOUT HER FAVORITE KIND OF ABORTION
– AFTER COMEY INDICTMENT — MEDIA IS CHANGING THE DEFINITION OF ‘SELECTIVE PROSECUTION’ AGAIN
– AARON RUPAR CLAIMS ‘TRUMP COPS A FEEL’ FROM HIS WIFE — SOCIAL MEDIA DRAGS RUPAR
– NO KINGS? TRUMP TROLLS WITH ‘TWO KINGS’ TWEET
– ICYMI — THE PRESIDENT HELD A BEE IN HIS HAND YESTERDAY
– FLASHBACK: 4 YEARS AGO, MSNBC TOLD US THAT CALLING SOMEONE A PEDOPHILE INSPIRED VIOLENCE

More News From DC
— LATEST POLLING DATA IS A SURPRISE FOR KAMALA (AND THE REST OF US)
– THE PRESIDENT WARNS IRAN TO ‘GET SMART’ ABOUT THE STRAIT AND THE WAR
– HIGHLIGHTS OF KING CHARLES’ VISIT / SPEECH
– WHAT WAS ON THE MENU AT THE STATE DINNER?
– COMEY INDICTED (AGAIN) OVER THE ’86/47′ SHELL STUNT
– SIX YEARS LATER, ONE OF FAUCI’S PEOPLE IS INDICTED — WHAT ABOUT FAUCI?
– FCC WANTS DISNEY TO FILES FOR STATION LICENSE RENEWAL EARLIER THAN NORMAL (BUT NOT UNUSUAL)
– WILL THE FED CUTE INTEREST RATES TODAY? I WOULD NOT BET ON IT
– MAJOR POWER SHIFT IN OPEC AS THE UAE IS LEAVING THE GROUP
– TO HONOR AMERICA’S 250TH, PASSPORTS WILL ALSO HAVE TRUMP’S PICTURE (CUE THE OUTRAGE)
General News
– IL GOV IS ALL IN ON TRACKING ICE AGENTS AND THREATENING THEIR FREEDOM
– NYC MAYOR HAS ALREADY RUN OUT OF ‘OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY’ AND IS BEGGING FOR A BAILOUT
– POLL SHOWS DEM CANDIDATE LEADING GOP IN TEXAS SENATE RACE
– ARE TICK BITES SPIKING IN YOUR STATE? CHECK THE LATEST NUMBERS ON E-R VISITS
– MICKEY D’s JOINS THE FAST FOOD PARADE OF FANCY DRINKS ON THE MENU
– IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO PRAYS THAT ‘MARCH MADNESS’ WILL GO LONGER, YOU’RE IN LUCK

Other News Catching My Eye
– THE STARS OF ‘FRIENDS’ ARE STILL MAKING RIDICULOUS MONEY
– I LAUGHED: GUY TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE’S RANTS, TURNED IT INTO A SONG