National Couples Day (I wonder if Throuples feel left out?)
– National Fajitas Day
– National Pinot Noir Day
– Serendipity Day
– National Never Give Up Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1587 – Virginia Dare was born on Roanoke Island, NC – the first English baby in the new world
1872 – The first Montgomery Ward catalogue is published — one page, 150 items for sale
1909 – Japan presented the US with 2000 cherry trees (planted along the Potomac River)
1920 – The 19th Amendment is ratified (thanks to TN)
1956 – Elvis hits #1 with Hound Dog / Don’t Be Cruel (and stayed there for 11 weeks)
1969 – Woodstock ends with two dead — 1 from an OD, the other a burst appendix
1991 – Soviet hardliners launch a coup against Gorbachev
2011 – Gold hits a record price of $1,826 / oz. (It closed at $4,473 yesterday.)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– HERO LIFEGUARD GETS A VISIT TO THE WHITE HOUSE (WITH THE KID HE RESCUED)
– TRUMP LIKES THE IDEA OF DECLARING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ A U.S. TERRITORY
– THE PRESIDENT SHUTS DOWN A SHOUTING CNN REPORTER
– TRUMP GIVES JOHN OSSOFF A NICKNAME — ‘PEE WEE HERMAN’
– THIS IS THE QUOTE FROM OSSOFF THAT TRIGGERED TRUMP
– BUUUT, IS OSSOFF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? (CLAIMS HE HAS ZERO INTEREST)
TREY YINGST ON TRUMP’S VOW TO OMAN, HE SAID HE WOULD ‘BOMB THE S–OUT OF THEM’
– THE FULL FIVE MINUTE SEGMENT
– AY CARAMBA! HARRY ENTEN SAYS TRUMP IS WAAAAY DOWN WITH HISPANIC MEN
– CBS POLL – 58% OF DEMS SUPPORT SOCIALISM, GOV ANDY BASHEAR USES IT TO PROMOTE HIMSELF
– JARED KUSHNER SAYS TRUMP IS NOT CAVING ON IRAN
– TOM HOMAN HAS A FEW WORDS FOR ANYONE WHO HOPES TO ABOLISH ICE
– CNN HAD RAHM EMANUEL WARNING ABOUT 2028
– MAMDANI IS QUITE HAPPY TO BE THE FACE OF SOCIALISM AHEAD OF THE MIDTERMS
– CNN SEEMS WORRIED THAT THE GOP MAY WIN THE SENATE SEAT IN MICHIGAN
– IS ANYONE SURPRISED THE DSA SEES THE CONSTITUTION AS ‘THE OBSTACLE’ TO REVOLUTION?
– FLOCK CEO CLAIMS, ‘NO ONE SHOULD USE FLOCK FOR NON-CRIMINAL OFFENSES’
– EL-SAYED WANTS PRIVATE INSURANCE ELIMINATED TO ACHIEVE ‘MEDICARE-FOR-ALL’
– EL-SAYED SAYS HIS NAME IS NOT THE PROBLEM (WE AGREE, IT’S HIS POLICIES)
– WAIT, IS HASAN PIKER WALKING BACK IS COMMENTS ABOUT AMERICA DESERVING 9/11?
– ROSIE O’DONNELL IS MAKING UP MORE CRAZY ACCUSATIONS AGAINST TRUMP
– BILL MAHER’S FACT-FILLED TAKE ON WHY MEDICARE-FOR-ALL WOULD BE AWFUL (SEE CANADA)
– JESSE WATTERS BEACH INTERVIEWS EXPLAIN WHY SOCIALISM IS ON THE RISE AMONG THE YUTES

More News From DC
– OH MAN, TRUMP THREATENS OMAN IF IT WORKS WITH IRAN
– TRUMP ALSO SAYS IRAN WANTS A DEAL (THEY HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF SHOWING IT)
– DEMS ARE OPEN ABOUT THEIR PLANS TO CHANGE, CONTROL AND EXPAND THE SUPREME COURT
– AXIOS CREDITS TRUMP FOR MASSIVE REDUCTION IN DRUG PRICES
– (CNN) NAVY DAD SAYS POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT THE SITUATION ONBOARD THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN
– FOX NEWS LETS GEN JACK KEANE OPINE ON CONDITIONS ABOARD THE USS LINCOLN
– SUPREME COURT TURNS DOWN TRUMP’S REQUEST TO REVIEW E. JEAN CARROLL CIVIL SUIT
– PELOSI MAY BE LEAVING CONGRESS / DC — BUT HER TEAM IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE
– A BIG STINKING DEAL FOR GUN OWNERS WHO WANT TO OWN A SILENCER/SUPPRESSOR
– GUY WHO THREATENED TO SHOOT REP THOMAS MASSIE GETS 2 1/2 YEARS IN PRISON

General News
– HOOOOO-BOY — PENN STATE’S COCAINE PROBLEM (TWO FRATS CHARGED WITH DEALING)
– MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR ANNOUNCES A BIG PROPERTY TAX INCREASE (MAYBE STOP FRAUD?)
– CA IS NOW DEFINING ‘CRIMES OF NECESSITY’ WITH LIGHTER SENTENCES
– TX SENATE CANDIDATE SAYS THE ‘SAVE ACT’ WILL PREVENT BLACKS FROM VOTING
– BRAVO TO SC FOR CUTTING CANDY AND SODAS FROM FOOD SUPPORT
– CA APPROVED RULES TO MAKE CERTAIN TIRES UNAVAILABLE TO PURCHASE
– STELLANTIS (JEEP, DODGE. RAM, CHRYSLER) RECALLS NEARLY A MILLION VEHICLES
– WHOA! TUCSON WOMAN PULLS A GUN ON A SUSPECTED SHOPLIFTER
– CONGRATS TO ARKANSAS — YOU FINALLY GOT A BUC-EES!

Other News Catching My Eye
– LAUGHING AND MAKING SENSE – TAMMY PESCATELLI ON GEN Z AND AFFORDABILITY
– THREE MINUTES OF SPRINTING MAY DO MORE FOR YOU THAN AN HOUR OF EXERCISE