National Fluffernutter Day (When was the last time you had one?)
National Salmon Day
National Pierogi Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1871 – The Chicago Fire started — 300+ died. over 17,000 buildings burned, 100K left homeless
1901 – The American Sugar Refining Company trademarks ‘Domino’ Sugar
1919 – Congress passed the Volstead Act – PROHIBITION
1945 – Raytheon gets the first patent for what would become the kitchen microwave
1956 – Don Larsen pitches on the only ‘perfect game’ in World Series history
2001 – The office of Homeland Security is founded in the wake of of Sept 11 attacks
2004 – Martha Stewart reported to ‘prison’ to serve her insider trading sentence

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– OVAL OFFICE FUN – TRUMP PITCHES ‘MERGER OF CANADA AND THE U.S.’
– THERE WAS LAUGHTER IN THE OVAL OFFICE — AND, IT WAS INTENTIONAL
– PRESIDENT TRUMP ON WHAT MIGHT BE ELIMINATED DUE TO THE SHUTDOWN
– ‘THESE DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE INSURRECTIONISTS, SO BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY’ – PRES TRUMP
– THE PRESIDENT HAD SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT DEM UPSTARTS AOC AND CROCKETT
– TRUMP DROPPED SOME TROLLING ON ILHAN OMAR TOO
– SHOULD IT SURPRISE ANYONE THAT TRUMP’S FAVORABILITY IS STILL WHERE IT WAS LAST YEAR?
– BTW – 107 OF TRUMP’S NOMINATIONS WERE APPROVED YESTERDAY IN BLOCK
– BONDI VS DICK #2 (BLUMENTHAL)
– BONDI HAD SOMETHING LEFT FOR ADAM SCHIFF
– IS AG BONDI CONFIRMING THAT A SPECIAL COUNSEL WILL INVESTIGATE SPYING ON SENATORS?
– IL GOV PRITZKER IS NOT BACKING DOWN ON THE ‘NAZI’ LABELS
– THE FBI DIRECTOR WAS NOT PLEASED WITH WHAT JACK SMITH WAS ALLOWED TO DO
– SEN BLACKBURN WANTS JACK SMITH TO BE DISBARRED
– SEN KENNEDY HOPES INVESTIGATIONS INTO SMITH WILL HAPPEN SOON
– SEN HAWLEY WANTS CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS INTO JACK SMITH’S SPYING
– CNN’s JEFFREY TOOBIN THINKS JACK SMITH’S SPYING WAS OK
– SPEAKER JOHNSON WAS TAKING NO PRISONERS TODAY – SCHUMER WAS TARGETED AND HIT HARD
– KAMALA HARRIS HAS MOVED FROM F-BOMBS TO MOTHER F-BOMBS
– BERNIE SANDERS HAD SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP
– IT SURE LOOKS LIKE JON STEWART HAS FALLEN OFF THE CHUCK SCHUMER TRAIN
– TED NUGENT EDUCATES PIERS MORGAN ON GUNS AND GUN CONTROL

More News From DC
– FAFO – GANG MEMBER ARRESTED FOR PUTTING A HIT ON BORDER PATROL CHIEF
– ICE ON TRACK TO DEPORT 600K ILLEGALS, 2 MIL MORE SELF-DEPORTED
– TARIFFS WILL FEED 7 MILLION MOTHERS AND BABIES DURING THE SHUTDOWN
– STEPHEN MILLER FIRES BACK AT AOC
– THE GUY ARRESTED IN DC WITH BOMBS OUTSIDE OF A CHURCH HAD HUNDREDS OF IEDs
– TRUMP-ENDORSED CANDIDATE WINS PRIMARY IN TN
– BIDEN WAS WORRIED ABOUT A UKRAINE INVESTIGATION INTO HIS FAMILY’S BUSINESSES

General News
– DEM & CA GOV HOPEFUL KATIE PORTER MAY BE THE WORST POLITICAL INTERVIEW EVER
– IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHY CHICAGO NEEDS THE NATL GUARD – KASH PATEL HAS THE STATS
– 52% OF U.S. SCHOOLS ARE ROLLING OUT ‘EQUITABLE GRADING’ – WHAAAAAAAAT?
– HAVE YOU ORDERED FROM ‘HELLO FRESH?’ PERHAPS YOU SHOULD READ THIS ONE
– GOV’T REBATES ON EVs END, TESLA LOWERS PRICES ON TWO MODELS
– GOLD HITS $4K / OZ (I HOPE YOU LISTENED TO WILLIAM DEVANE)
– JERRY JONES FINED $250K FOR FLIPPING THE BIRD TO NY JETS FANS
– IT’S GIANT PUMPKIN SEASON — CHECK OUT THIS 2000LB+ MONSTER
– PEOPLE IN WYOMING ARE BAD ASSES – 83-YR-OLD WOMAN BAGS AN ELK ON DAY ONE

Now you know
Other News Catching My Eye
– FROM SUBTLE TO STRANGE — SOME OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF OZEMPIC-TYPE DRUGS
– SPEAKING OF SKINNY AND STRANGE, WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE JONAH HILL?
– PICS OF EGYPT’S STRONG MAN SHOW HIS STRONG TEETH
– ALWAYS WANTED A BOB ROSS PAINTING? PBS STATIONS SELLING THEM AFTER FED MONEY CUT