March 18, 2026 – NATIONAL AWKWARD MOMENTS DAY (THE MORNING AFTER ST PADDY’S PARTYING)
– National Sloppy Joe Day
– Forgive Mom & Dad Day
Meme Du Jour
Another reason to thank Elon for buying Twitter
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1818 – Congress approved the first pension for government service
1850 – Two guys named Wells and Fargo start a company in Buffalo called American Express (who knew?)
1881 – The merger of Barnum & Bailey gives us the premiere of The Greatest Show on Earth
1931 – Nevada legalized gambling
1953 – The Boston Braves announced they’re moving to Milwaukee
1957 – Elvis puts a down payment on Graceland (the price was $102,000)1965 – Pillsbury introduced ‘Poppin’ Fresh’ – the beloved Pills Bury Doughboy
1983 – Nancy Reagan appears on ‘Different Strokes’ to talk to kids about drugs
1986 – The Royal Family announced (former Prince) Andrew was engaged to Sarah Ferguson
1990 – Over $500mil in artwork is stolen from the Gardner Museum in Boston
1995 – Michael Jordan announced he’s coming back to basketball2003 – War In Iraq begins
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– YOU SAW JOE KENT’S RESIGNATION, DID YOU WATCH THE PRESIDENT’S REACTION?
– THE PRESIDENT IS STILL 100% FOR THE ‘SAVE ACT’
– FLASHBACK AND A FUNNY — OBAMA SHOWS VOTER ID IN 2012 — GUTFELD WITH THE PUNCHLINE
– FETTERMAN SAYS HE’LL SUPPORT ANY LAW REQUIRING VOTER ID (THERE IS A BUT)
– IS ANYONE SURPRISED THAT REPUBLICANS REALLY LIKE MARCO RUBIO?
– PRESIDENT TRUMP THOUGHT SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON WAS A ‘SUPER WASP’
– REPORTER ASKS A QUESTION ABOUT TRUMP GOLF COURSE CONSTRUCTION DELAY DUE TO A SNAIL
– SEN TIM SCOTT SLAMS SEN JOHN OSOFF’S TAKE ON SAVE AMERICA ACT
– TED CRUZ WITH AN ABSOLUTE MIC DROP ON DEMS OVER THE USE OF ‘JIM CROW’
– SEN SCHUMER IS PULLING OUT THE S-A-T WORDS TO TRY AND KILL THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’
– SEN SCHIFF SAYS THE ‘SAVE ACT’ WILL DESTROY SOMETHING PRECIOUS ABOUT AMERICA
– SEN ‘STOLEN VALOR’ BLUMENTHAL IS ALSO WORRY THE ‘SAVE ACT’ WILL DESTROY AMERICA
– PROJECTION AWARD OF THE DAY: ILHAN OMAR SAYS PETE HEGSETH IS AN EMBARRASSMENT
– SURELY NO DEM WOULD DEFEND SPENDING $32,000 ON A TRANSGENDER COMIC BOOK FOR PERU? OH, WAIT
– CHRIS CUOMO SAYS TRUMP IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT JOE KENT
– DAN BONGINO ON FOX NEWS TALKING ABOUT IRAN AND THEIR NUCLEAR PROGRAM, AND TRUMP’S JUSTIFICATION
– OZEMIPIC’S CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH, JB PRITZKER REVEALS DEMS’ PLAN TO JAIL TRUMP IN 2029
– AIRPORT PASSENGER KNOWS THE TSA DELAYS ARE SQUARELY PLACED ON DEMOCRATS
– RETIRED AF MAJOR GENERAL WITH UFO KNOWLEDGE IS NOW MOSSING FOR OVER TWO WEEKS
More News From DC
– NBC MASTERS THE OBVIOUS ON THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’ (MOST OF AMERICA LOVES IT, DAMS HATE IT)
– THE IRAN WAR UPDATE FROM NBC NEWS
– WE’RE DROPPING 5K LB BUNKER BUSTERS
– IRAN CONFIRMS – ISRAEL STRIKE TOOK OUT OUR LATEST HEAD HONCHO (SO, THERE’S A JOB OPEN, AGAIN)
– FRANCE WANTS TO HELP AMERICA IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ (BUUUUUUUUT NOT YET)
– THE SENATE DEBATES… BUT, DO WE KNOW THE OUTCOME ALREADY?
– IL LT GOV WINS DEM PRIMARY FOR DURBIN’S SENATE SEAT (SHE RAN THE ‘F**K DONALD TRUMP’ AD)
THIS GUY’S GETTING A WORKOUT EVERY SINGLE DAY
General News
– JUDGE PERMANENTLY BLOCKS THE 10 COMMANDMENTS IN ARKANSAS SCHOOLS
– HERE’S WHERE RENTS ARE ACTUALLY DROPPING IN THE U.S.
– GOT POT HOLES? THIS GUY FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN THEM INTO CASH
– BRYCE HARPER TRIED… BUT TEAM USA EVENTUALLY LOST TO VENEZUELA IN THE WORLD BASEBALL THINGY
Other News Catching My Eye
– IF YOU THOUGHT JAMES TALARICO’S PAST WAS A CAMPAIGN PROBLEM — WATCH THIS TEXAS DEM’S MUSIC VIDEO
