National Dream Day
– World Plumbing Day
– National Wash Your Nose Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1744 – Sotheby’s holds its first auction — of books — They auction EVERYTHING these days
1779 – Congress established the Army Corps of Engineers
1811 – ‘The Luddites’ (weavers and textile workers) raged against the machines they feared would take their jobs!
1892 – The first public basketball game is held in Springfield, MA
1930 – President Taft is the first US President to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery
1969 – Levi-Strauss starts selling bell bottoms
1989 – ‘COPS’ makes its TV debut — go ahead, sing the song, whatcha gonna do?
1990 – Lithuania splits from the Soviet Union
1997 – Paul McCartney is knighted — (We call him ‘Sir Paul’ now.)
2011 – Fukushima! Japan’s nuclear disaster following a tsunami hitting
2020 – President Trump addresses the nation about a COVID travel ban
News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS
– ICYMI: GEN DAN CAINE GIVES THE UPDATE ON THE ATTACK ON IRAN
– SEC DEF HEGSETH SAID THE COMING 24 HOURS WOULD BE THE MOST INTENSE YET
– TRUMP NEGOTIATOR STEVE WITKOFF ON IRAN’S ENRICHED NUCLEAR MATERIAL
– SAVE AMERICA ACT? LEADER THUNE SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SURRENDERED
– THE PRESS SEC HAS MORE TO SAY ABOUT THE SAVE AMERICA ACT
– 60% OF PEOPLE HERE ILLEGALLY ARE ON WELFARE
– TIM WALZ WANTS KRISTI NOEM AND DHS INVESTIGATED (RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH WITH YOUR STATE FRAUD)
– THE HARPIES ON THE VIEW ARE WHINING ABOUT GAS PRICES AND DEMANDING WE TAP THE RESERVES
– SUNNY HOSTIN IS DEMANDING TRUMP END HOMELESSNESS IN CALIFORNIA AND LOWER GAS PRICES
– WHOOPI THINKS THE ATTACK ON IRAN IS MEANT TO DISTRACT FROM THE NANCY GUTHRIE CASE
– KATHIE LEE GIFFORD HAS SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT THE VIEW
– EX NBC EXEC / MEDIA PERSONALITY IS TRYING TO SLAP RACIST LABEL ON SEC HEGSETH
– SLEEPER CELLS ARE WAKING IN CANADA – ONTARIO PM DOUG FORD IS SPEAKING ABOUT IT
More News From DC
– THE IRAN CONFLICT
– REPORT ON WOUNDED U.S. TROOPS SINCE THE ATTACK STARTED
– THREE CARGO SHIPS HIT OFF IRAN’S COAST, UK SAYS ON SHIP BURNING IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
– IRAN’S NEW LEADER LOOKS A LOT LIKE ‘FLAT STANLEY’
– RAND PAUL IS PREDICTING A DISATEROUS MIDTERM ELECTION FOR THE GOP
– TRUMP ADMIN ANNOUNCES THE FIRST NEW REFINERY IN AMERICA IN 50 YEARS
– CBS NEWS APPEARS TO FIND MASSIVE FRAUD IN CALIFORNIA’S HOSPICE PROGRAMS
– WAIT UNTIL THEY LEARN ABOUT THE CALIFORNIA HOMELESS SCAM CALLED ‘BODY BROKERING’
– KUDOS TO SARAH GONZALES FOR EXPOSING THE ‘HIVE’ SCAM IN TEXAS (ITS LIKELY EVERYWHERE)
– GEORGIA PRIMARY TO REPLACE M-T-G WENT AS EXPECTED

General News
– FLYING SOMEWHERE? IT MIGHT BE FASTER TO WALK TO YOUR DESTINATION — TSA LINE IS INSANE
– EXISTING HOME SALES POST GAINS IN FEB. (INFLATION REPORT IS COMING THIS MORNING)
– TEXAS SEN CANDIDATE TALARICO SAID GREENHOUSE GASSES ARE ANTI-CHRISTIAN
– TALARICO IS ALSO PREACHING THAT ‘CHRIST IS THE IMMIGRANT DEPORTED W/O DUE PROCESS
L.A. JUST IMPOSED A MASSIVE INCREASE IT THE UBER FEE FOR PASSENGERS FLYING OUT OF LAX
– EXXON LOOKING TO MOVE OUT OF NJ — TO TEXAS
– MIAMI HEAT’S BAM ADEBAYO SCORED 83 POINTS LAST NIGHT — ITS GOOD FOR THE SECOND-MOST IN NBA HISTORY
– LOOKING FOR ALINA HABBA? SHE’S LEFT HER HUSBAND AND NJ AND IS HEADED TO PALM BEACH, FL

– CNN WILL NEVER LIVE DOWN THIS HORRIBLE TAKE ON THE FAILED TERROR ATTACK IN NYC
– AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CNN ON-AIR AND ONLINE IS CRAZIER
– ALL OF THIS MAKES BRIAN SELTZER’S RECENT COMMENT EVEN FUNNIER
Other News Catching My Eye
– GENE SIMMONS WANTS BEN STILL (AND ALL ACTORS AND COMICS) TO ‘SHUT THE F*CK UP’)
– WHAT’S THAT SMELL? SEVEN DISNEY ‘CAST MEMBERS’ SENT TO THE HOSPITAL OVER NOXIOUS ODOR
– MEN, IS THIS PIZZA TOPING A RED FLAG TO YOUR DATE? DOES IT MEAN YOU ARE SELFISH?