Ash Wednesday
– National Drink Wine Day
– National Eat Ice Cream Day
– Thumb Appreciation Day
– Pluto Day
Meme Du Jour

Curious choice of words, Chelsea.
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1885 – Mark Twain’s ‘The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn’ is publishe
1929 – The first Oscars are announced – No red carpet…very little attention paid to this at all
1930 – Pluto discovered (We eventually ghosted it.)
1930 – A cow was milked while flying on a plane at the St Louis Intl Air Show
1945 – The Marines storm the shores of Iwo Jima
1974 – William Randolph Hearst gives $2mil in food to the poor to open talks with Patty’s kidnappers
2001 – Dale Earnhardt Sr dies in a last-lap crash at Daytona, he was just 49.
2010 – Wikileaks published the first documents leaked by Chelsea Manning
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE VICE PRESIDENT ON THE MIDTERMS AND THE GOP PLAN
– JD VANCE’S REACTION TO AOC’s MUNICH MOMENT
– TRUMP TEAM IS MEETING TO PLAN SOTU AND MESSAGING AHEAD OF MIDTERMS
– COLBERT IS LYING TO YOU AND EVERYONE
– JASMINE CROCKETT JOINS THE NOISE ON THE CBS/COLBERT/TALARICO CRAP
– JAZZY ALSO JUMPED OVER TO MS-13 NOW TO MAKER HER CASE
– HILLARY – TRUMP’S NAME IN EPSTEIN FILES = EVIL, PICS OF BILL CLINTON IN A HOT TUB = PHILANTHROPY
– NEVER FORGET — HILLARY WANTS TO REGULATE SPEECH ON SOCIAL MEDIA
– KEVIN O’LEARY, AKA MR WONDERFUL TRIGGERS CNN PANEL WITH HIS ASTUTE ASSESSMENT, ‘YOU’RE ALL NUTS’
– O’LEARY ALSO DISCUSSES WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF TAXES ARE INCREASED ON NYC’s WEALTHY
– MD GOV WES MOORE IS ASKED ABOUT HIS SKETCHY BACKGROUND AS POINTED OUT BY THE FREE BEACON
– WHOOPI IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES AND THE VIEW HAS CHANGED ITS TUNE
– ICYMI – PRESIDENT TRUMP’S TRIBUTE TO RUSH LIMBAUGH

More News From DC
– SWALWELL’S CREEPY POETRY WILL PROBABLY MAKE HIM MORE ATTRACTIVE TO CALIFORNIA VOTERS
– RUMORVILLE: ALITO CONSIDERS RETIREMENT
– TIM WALZ SAYS HE’D RATHER EAT GLASS THAN JUMP INTO KLOBUCHAR’S SENATE SEAT (NOT BUYING IT)
– CAPITOL POLICE RELEASE PICS AND VIDEO OF MAN CAUGHT WITH A WEAPON OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL
– THE POLICE PRESSER VIDEO ON THE INCIDENT
– DC DIRECTOR OF ENVIRONMENT SAYS HE’LL BE EATING FISH CAUGHT IN THE ‘POO RIVER
– CNN IS PUSHING ITS ‘SPECIAL PROJECT’ TO WARN US ALL ABOUT CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM

General News
– NINE SKIERS STILL MISSING AFTER AVALANCHE HITS MOUNTAINS NORTH OF LAKE TAHOE
– POLICE CREDIT HOCKEY DAY FOR STOPPING MORE DEATH IN RHODE ISLAND SHOOTING
– NYC MAYOR IS GETTING HIS MONEY FOR FREE STUFF, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
– PEOPLE ARE STILL SCREWING WITH TARGET (I BELIEVE THIS IS CHARLOTTESVILLE)
– PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES (WHICH COULD BE 20 YEARS IN A FEDERAL PRISON)
– GERRYMANDERING WIN FOR GOP IN MISSOURI – JUDGE RULES GOV HAS THE POWER TO DO THIS
– FREAK GAS LEAK CAUSES CHURCH EXPLOSION — PASTOR, FOUR FIREFIGHTERS INJURED
– THE FACTS ON TRANSGENDER SHOOTERS CANNOT BE DENIED
OLYMPIC NEWS
– AP OLYMPIC COVERAGE – UPDATED FRONT PAGE
– TEAM USA HAS A FIGURE SKATING PROBLEM — AND YESTERDAY DID NOT HELP
– ENES KANTOR FREEDOM SHARES CLARITY ON TRAITOR EILEEN GU (BORN HERE, SKIIS FOR CHINA)

Other News Catching My Eye
– THE KUNG FU ROBOTS ARE HERE (AND THIS IS JUST WHAT THEY’RE SHOWING US – BE CONCERNED)
– IT HASN’T BEEN A GOOD WEEK FOR TESLA’S ROBOTAXIS IN AUSTIN
– NYPD RESCUES AN INJURED BALD EAGLE ON ICE IN THE HUDSON RIVER
– IS YOUR BEDROOM TEMP PUTTING YOUR HEART AT RISK?
– AT LEAST LONDON IS STILL DOING THE NUTTY PANCAKE RACE THING (IS ANY CITY DOING THIS HERE?)