National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day
World Bolognese Day
National Apple Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1797 – The USS Constitution is launched in Boston Harbor
1805 – The Battle of Trafalgar – Admiral Nelson defeated the Spanish & French navies
1879 – Edison demonstrated the first commercially viable light bulb
1959 – The Guggenheim Museum opened in NYC (Frank Lloyd Wright designed it)
1961 – Bob Dylan records his first album, in one day, spending $400
1967 – 50,000 march on the Pentagon in protest of our involvement the Vietnam War
1977 – Meatloaf released ‘Bat Out of Hell’
2021 – Alec Baldwin shoots and kills cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of ‘Rust’

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DAILY REMINDER OF WHO IS PULLING A STUNT TO SHUT DOWN THE GOV’T
– PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH A MESSAGE FOR HAMAS – ‘THIS IS A VIOLENT GROUP OF PEOPLE’
– COULD UKRAINE STILL WIN THE WAR? ‘THEY COULD. I DON’T THINK THEY WILL’
– SOME LOVE GIVEN TO CHINA, BUT ALSO A WARNING ABOUT COMING 155% TARIFFS (ON NOV 1)
– CAMERA HITS A 400-YR-OLD MIRROR AND THE PRESIDENT NOTICED AND COMMENTED
– DAN BONGINO WITH 2 MINS OF WHAT THE PRESIDENT TOLD THE FBI TO DO ON CRIME
– HARRY ENTEN HAS SHUTDOWN POLL NUMBERS THAT WILL MAKE TRUMP SMILE
– APPEALS COURT GIVES TRUMP OK TO SEND NATL GUARD TO PORTLAND, MSNBC IS FUMING– HEAD OF ECONOMIC COUNCIL, KEVIN HASSETT SAYS SHUTDOWN SHOULD END THIS WEEK (OR ELSE)
– SEC NOEM HAS NEW NUMBERS ON CRIMINALS PICKED UP IN TRUMP’S SECOND TERM
– MULTI-MILLIONAIRE BERNIE SANDERS ON ‘THE VIEW’ — DEFENDS CONGRESS STILL GETTING PAID
– TIKTOK INFLUENCER IS PISSED FOOD STAMPS ARE BEING PAUSED DURING SHUTDOWN
– WATCH JAMIE RASKIN TRY TO SAY HOW ‘PATRIOTIC’ AND ‘POSITIVE’ THE ‘NO KINGS’ RALLIES WERE
– NY TIMES’ DAVID BROOKS GOT THE MEMO TO SAY ‘PATRIOTIC’ AND ‘AMERICAN’
– SCOTT JENNINGS FRAMES ‘NO KINGS’ PROTESTERS VERY WELL ON CNN
– KJP IS BACK IN THE PUBLIC EYE – SHE DOESN’T LOOK TOO HAPPY TO BE THERE
– ON CBS, KJP HAS A HARD TIME EXPLAINING HOW DHE DIDN’T NOTICE JOE’S DECLINE
– JEN SNARKY ALSO CLAIMS SHE NEVER SAW ANY SIGNS OF MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN JOE
– CNN HAD HAKEEM JEFFRIES WATCH AND COMMENT ON VIDEO OF TRUMP DUMPING ON PROTESTERS
– DON LEMON TALKED WITH HARRY SISSON ABOUT THE VIDEO TOO (THEY WERE OFFENDED)
– JUDGE JEANINE, NOW US ATTORNEY PIRRO ANNOUNCED NEW CHARGES IN ATTACK ON ‘BIG BALLS’
– TRUMP EFFECT: GAS PRICES ARE THE LOWEST SINCE 2021

More News From DC
– SOME HISTORY ON PRESIDENTS MAKING PHYSICAL CHANGES TO THE WHITE HOUSE
– SENATE REPUBLICANS HEAD TO THE WH TODAY TO TALK SHUTDOWN
– IS THIS THE ANSWER FOR DEMS? YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO WANTS TO RUN IN 2028!
– MORE TRUMP EFFECT ON DISPLAY: TRUCKERS ARE MAKING MORE
– NORTH CAROLINA MAY BE NEXT TO IN THE REDISTRICTING PARTY
– PASTOR TELLS KASH PATEL TO ‘GO HOME’ AND ‘WORSHIP YOUR SAND DEMONS’
– COMEY ASKS JUDGE TO TOSS HIS CASE
– CHIP ROY FLOATS KILLING THE FILIBUSTER TO END THE SHUTDOWN
– TRUMP ADMIN WILL BE FORGIVING SOME STUDENT LOAN DEBT
– PRESS SEC SLAMS HUFFPO REPORTER’S BULLSH*T QUESTION IN SPICY TEXT EXCHANGE

Apologies to Will Cain and all you long suffering Cowboys fans
General News
– RECOVERING THE STOLEN LOUVRE JEWELS IS UNLIKELY
– WAS THIS ‘NO KINGS’ PROTESTER RUN OVER BY POLICE OR DID HE FAKE IT?
– WAS CHICAGO SCHOOL TEACHER FIRED AFTER MOCKING CHARLIE KIRK’S MURDER ON SATURDAY?
– NOT EVERYTHING IN OREGON IS VIOLENT ANTIFA — BEHOLD THE FLOATING PUMPKIN RACES
– TAMPA BAY’S MIKE EVANS APPEARS TO BE KNOCKED OUT WHEN HIS HEAD HITS THE TURF
– GEORGE SPRINGER’S HOMER PROPELS TORONTO TO THE WORLD SERIES

Other News Catching My Eye
– KENNY LOGGINS IS VERY MAD ABOUT HIS SONG BEING USED IN TRUMP’S POOP BOMING VIDEO
– TEXAS TECH IS BANNING ITS TORTILLA TOSSING TRADITION
– WHAT IN THE HECK IS THE ‘AIRPORT DIVORCE’ AND WILL YOU BE TRYING IT?