National Apple Cider Day
National Vichyssoise Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1307 – William Tell allegedly shot an apple off his son’s head using a crossbow and arrow (Grok is dubious)
1863 – Lincoln travels to Gettysburg ahead of a speech you may have heard about
1928 – ‘Steamboat Willie’ the animated short featuring Mortimer Mouse debuted (Morty became Mickey)
1956 – Fats Domino performed ‘Blueberry Hill’ on the Ed Sullivan Show
1963 – The first touch-tone phones started being used — replacing rotary phones (which confused kids today)
1966 – Roman Catholics are no longer required to avoid eating meat on Fridays
1978 – Mass suicide at the Jonestown compound (And birth of ‘Don’t drink the Kool-Aid’)
2002 – Hans Blix and the UN Weapons inspectors arrive in Iraq
2003 – MA Supreme Court overturns the state’s ban on same-sex marriages
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– WHAT’S UP WITH TRUMP’S VOICE? HE WAS ASKED AND HE ANSWERED
– THE EPSTEIN VOTE IS TODAY (MAYBE) PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS MORE TO SAY ABOUT EPSTEIN AND DEMS
– TRUMP REACTS TO AXIOS REPORT THAT TED CRUZ IS THINKING ABOUT A RUN IN 2028
– FORMER MICKEY D’s FRY COOK, NOW PRESIDENT ADDRESSES McDONALD’S MEETING
– PRESIDENT TRUMP LIKES HIS MICKEY D’s ESPECIALLY ‘THE FISH’ (BUT MORE TARTAR SAUCE PLEASE)
– RFK JR REPORTEDLY ATE A BIG MAC ABOARD AF-1
– CNN REPORTER CAN’T HANDLE THE FACT THAT TRUMP LIKES THE FILET-O-FISH
– ADAM SCHIFF SAYS DEMS GOT NOTHING OUT OF THE SHUTDOWN
– SHIFTY WAS ASKED ABOUT DEMS NEEDING NEW LEADERSHIP IN THE SENATE – HE BLATHERED
– WATCH HAKEEM JEFFRIES GET ASKED ABOUT REP STACY PLASKETT GETTING TEXTS FROM EPSTEIN DURING HEARING
– SCHUMER FUMBLES QUESTION ABOUT WHY DEMS DIDN ‘T RELEASE EPSTEIN FILES WHEN THEY COULD HAVE
– TOM HOMAN HAS SOME DEPORTATION NUMBERS THAT WILL INFURIATE THE LEFT — WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR
– NJ DEM ROB MENENDEZ SAYS DEPORTING CRIMINALS MAKES AMERICA LESS SAFE
– POSSIBLY THE MOST BIZARRE (YET UNSURPRISING) JASMINE CROCKETT CLIP EVER (NEEDS A BEEP)
– ‘THE VIEW’ SPENDS ALMOST TWO MINS TRASHING TRUMP OVER THE EPSTEIN FILES – ‘HE’S ALL OVER THEM’
– SONNY HOSTIN 2024 WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SONNY HOSTIN 2025
– MS HOSTIN DECLARES AMERICA WAS FOUNDED ON RACISM AND SLAVERY
– EPSTEIN FLASHBACK: 2015 TRUMP SAID EPSTEIN COULD BE A POLITICAL PROBLEM (FOR THE CLINTONS)
– MARGARET THATCHER FLASHBACK – 1991 – PLEASED THE BRITAIN TOOK A DIFFERENT COURSE
More News From DC
– THE EPSTEIN VOTE IS TODAY – IT LOOKS LIKE A SLAM DUNK TO PASS
– HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE DROPS MASSIVE THREAD EXPOSING DEM’S EPSTEIN AGENDA
– HARVARD’S LARRY SUMMERS WILL BE STEPPING BACK FROM THE SPOTLIGHT (EPSTEIN-RELATED)
– ICE ARRESTS A WANTED TERRORIST WHO WAS DRIVING A TRUCK (GOT A CDL FROM PA)
– UN HAS APPROVED TRUMP ADMIN’S PLAN FOR GAZA
– THANK GOD THAT AOC REMINDED US IT IS TRANSGENDER AWARENESS WEEK
– MORE DETAILS ON THOMAS CROOKS – THE GUY WHO TRIED TO KILL PRESIDENT TRUMP IN BUTLER, PA
– PREPARE FOR OUTRAGE IN DC — THE SAUDI CROWN PRINCE – MBS – VISITS THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY
– IG GETTING HEAT FOR USING IMAGE OF TRUMP KNEELING BEFORE SATAN TO PROMOTE AI
General News
– IS CALIFORNIA RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PACIFIC PALISADES FIRE? (NEWS NATION REPORT)
– MAMDANI TOLD THE MEDIA – ‘I’M LOOKING TO UPHOLD INTL LAW’
– YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUY A USED FORD ON AMAZON VERY SOON
– PERDUE PROFESSOR STORMS INTO A TPUSA MEETING AND IS OBVIOUSLY TRIGGERED
– INJURED NY GIANTS CAM SKATEBOO FOUND HIS WAY INTO THE ‘RASSLIN’ SHOW
– SHADEUR SANDERS MAKES HIS NFL DEBUT (CRIMINALS KNEW HE WASN’T HOME AND ACTED)
– P. DIDDY MAY HAVE MORE LEGAL TROUBLE COMING HIS WAY
– HAWAIIAN VOLCANO ERUPTS, PROVIDING SOME VERY COOL VIDEO
Other News Catching My Eye
– BILL MAHER WAS TRYING TO EDUCATE COMIC PATTON OSWALT ABOUT THE LIB MADNESS
– AND THEN THERE WAS MAHER CLEARING UP OSWALT’S IGNORANCE ON AOC
– OSWALT IS CLAIMING HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING IN ENGLAND
– FORGET FAT-FREE MILK, HOW ABOUT COW-FREE? — IT’S HERE – WHERE ARE YOU ON DRINKING ‘FRANKENMILK?’
– TWO THINGS — HOW DID THIS WOMAN SURVIVE AND HOW DID THE CAR’S DRIVER NOT SEE HER FALL???
– AUSSIE PRISONER IS SUING FOR THE RIGHT TO EAT VEGEMITE (CUE THE OBLIGATORY ‘MEN AT WORK’ CLIP)
