Simplify Your Life Day
– Intl Irish Whisky Day (On 3/3 because it’s triple filtered and aged a minimum of three years)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1634 – The first tavern opened in Boston (The original “Cheers?”)
1820 – Congress passes the Missouri Compromise (
1837 – The U.S. recognizes the Republic of Texas
1845 – Florida becomes the 27th state in the Union
1855 – Congress approves spending $30,000 to test using camels in the military
1887 – Helen Keller meets Annie Sullivan
1923 – The first issue of TIME Magazine is published
1931 – The Star Spangled Banner is now officially our National Anthem
1939 – The fad of swallowing live goldfish is a thing — and it allegedly started at Harvard
1991 – The LAPD beat Rodney King on camera, following an 8-mile chase thru Los Angeles
1999 – Former White House intern, Monica Lewinsky make her tv debut
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP DETAILED THE OBJECTIVES OF THE OPERATION AGAINST IRAN
– HOLY SCHNIKES! CANADA APPEARS TO SUPPORT THE TRUMP ADMIN’S ACTION ON IRAN
– VP VANCE TELLS FOX NEWS THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT GET AMERICA INTO A ‘YEARS LONG’ WAR WITH IRAN
– FLASHBACK TO 1980 – A MUCH YOUNGER DONALD TRUMP TALKED ABOUT IRAN HOLDING AMERICAN HOSTAGES
– NETANYAHU WAS ON HANNITY LAST NIGHT — ‘THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PRESIDENT LIKE DONALD J. TRUMP’
– EXPLAINING WHY IRAN NOW AND NOT, SAY, NORTH KOREA
– HANNITY ASKED, DID ISRAEL DRAG TRUMP INTO THIS?
– SEC RUBIO — THE HARDEST HITS (ON IRAN) ARE YET TO COME
– RUBIO ALSO EXPLAINED WHY THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN NOW
– RUBIO WONDERS WHAT THE REACTION WOULD BE IF WE DID NOT HIT IRAN AND THEY HIT US FIRST?
– IRAN USED TO HAVE 11 SHIPS IN THE GULF OF OMAN (OPERATIVE TERM, ‘USED TO’) THAT NUMBER IS NOW ZERO
– EMPTY U.S. EMBASSY IN SAUDI ARABIA IS HIT BY TWO IRANIAN DRONES
– PRESIDENT TRUMP TELLS NEWS NATION THAT IRAN WILL SEE A RESPONSE FOR HITTING OUR EMBASSY
– MEANWHILE, KAMALA SOUNDS ‘EMOTIONALLY LUBRICATED’ WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT PROTESTING ICE
– BILL CLINTON EXONERATES DONALD TRUMP IN THE EPSTEIN ISSUE
– HILLARY CLINTON WAS NOT PLEASED WITH NANCY MACE OR HER QUESTIONS
– THIS IS WHAT DEMS WANTED — HILLARY MAKING THE CASE TO CALL TRUMP IN AND DEPOSE HIM
– ELIZABETH HASSELBECK RETURNS TO ‘THE VIEW’ – ANA NAVARRO IMMEDIATELY REGRETS OPENING HER MOUTH
– HASSELBECK ALSO MADE THE POINT ABOUT WOMEN IN IRAN ARE FACING A BETTER FUTURE
– SUNNY HOSTIN IS CONSISTENTLY WRONG WITH HER CLAIMS ABOUT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
– CNN’S JAKE TAPPER WONDERS IF IT WAS NECESSARY TO KILL 49 IRANIAN LEADERS
– REMEMBER JIM ACOSTA? HE’S NOT PLEASED THAT SCOTT JENNINGS IS GETTING A SHOW
– HAS PRESIDENT TRUMP LOST MEGYN KELLY’S SUPPORT? IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT
– MARC CUBAN WANTS DEMS TO EMULATE MAYOR MAMDANI’S SOCIAL MEDIA EFFORTS
– AIR FORCE SGT POSTS VIDEO TRASHING AMERICA — WILL SHE FACE DISCIPLINE?

More News From DC
IRAN UPDATES
– THE INITIAL ATTACK TOOK OUT IRANIANS LEADERS MEETING FOR BRUNCH (I HATE ‘BRUNCH’)
– REUTERS POLL: JUST 27% OF AMERICANS SUPPORT U.S. STRIKES ON IRAN (47% DISAPPROVE)
– THE SUPREME COURT RESTORES NY’s REPUBLICAN DISTRICT
– SCOTUS ALSO REINSTATED DISTRICT COURT RULING PROTECTING PARENTS’ RIGHTS IN CALIFORNIA
– SUPPORT FOR THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’ IS STILL STRONG
– PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID IRAN CANNOT HAVE A NUKE AT LEAST 74 TIMES
– RUSSIAN DRONE THAT HIT UK BASE IN CYPRUS HAD RUSSIAN NAVIGATION CHIP AND WESTERN PARTS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ATTEND THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSN DINNER
– THIS IS WHY I LOATHE THOSE NEST CAMERAS THAT ARE EVERYWHERE – ISRAEL HACKED IRAN’S TRAFFIC CAMS
– BERNIE SANDERS WANTS A $4.4 TRILLION TAX ON BILLIONAIRES
– MOSQUE NEAR DC REFERS TO THE (NOW DEAD) AYATOLLAH AS ‘OUR LEADER’
– JUSTICE GORSUCH SUGGESTS THE FOUNDING FATHERS DRANK TOO MUCH TO OWN GUNS (BY TODAY’S STANDARDS)

General News
– TX GOV WARNS THE IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS MUST BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
– DEM REP JASMINE CROCKETT WANTS SOMETHING DONE ABOUT GUNS, NOT ILLEGALS
– FL CFO SEEMS TO BE ISSUING A WARNING TO WOULD-BE ATTACKERS
– MOLESTATION CLAIMS AGAINST TEACHERS IN LOS ANGELES ARE COSTING ALMOST A BILLION DOLLARS (SO FAR)
– DC LIFTS RECREATIONAL RESTRICTIONS ON THE POTOMAC RIVER (UH, YOU CAN GO SWIMMING… I’M NOT)
– ANOTHER ‘MIRACLE ON THE HUDSON?’ (WELL, IT’S A GOOD STORY… BUT, A MIRACLE?)
– DID YOU BUY A CAR RECENTLY? NOTICE THE ‘DESTINATION CHARGE?’ SO ARE AS HIGH AS $1600

SOMEONE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING
Other News Catching My Eye
– YES, THAT IS A SLEEPING OWL ON THE SHELF OF A NY ANTIQUE STORE
– THESE FIVE STATES WILL PAY YOU TO MOVE THERE
– TWO HUGE NAMES IN PRO TENNIS MAY MISS THIS WEEK’S TOURNAMENT — THEY’RE STUCK IN DUBAI
– TYRUS SHARES A HILARIOUS STORY ABOUT TRUMP TEXTING HIM AT 3AM
– DIDDY GETS EARLY RELEASE AS HE FIGHTS TO GET HIS 4-YEAR SENTENCE OVERTURNED