National BLT Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1376 – The Pied Piper cleared Hamlin its rat problem (BUUUUUUUT, there’s always a but.)
1796 – Moses Cleaveland founded the city of Cleveland (Original spelling was Cleaveland)
1862 – Lincoln tells his cabinet about the Emancipation Proclamation
1894 – The first automobile race is held (From Paris to Rouen)
1934 – The Feds shoot down ‘Public Enemy #1’ John Dillinger outside Chicago’s Biograph Theater
1991 – Jeffrey Dahmer is caught after police find one of his (almost) victims on the street
2003 – Saddam’s kids, Qusay and Uday Hussein are killed in a firefight in Mosul
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE HUNTER MADNESS CONTINUES – THE 2 MIN MELTDOWN (I HAVEN’T BLEEPED ANY OF THESE)
– JOE’S BOY WANTS US TO KNOW HE’S BEEN CLEAN AND SOBER FOR YEARS NOW
– THE HUNTER DEFENSE OF HIS DAD’S MENTAL DECLINE
– HUNTER FIGURED OUT WHY DEMS LOST THE LAST ELECTION
– THE SMARTEST MAN JOE KNOWS TOOK SHOTS AT PELOSI TOO
– HUNTER WANTS THE U.S. TO INVADE EL SALVADOR
– CLOONEY WAS ASKED BY TAPPER ARE PEOPLE STILL MAD AT YOU FOR THAT???
– HEADS UP SANCTUARY CITIES, TOM HOMAN’S ABOUT TO FLOOD THOSE ZONES
– SURE SOUNDS LIKE TREASURY SECRETARY IS TALKING ABOUT AUDITING THE FED
– PRESS SEC ON THE TRUMP ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN THE FIRST SIX MONTHS OF 2.0
– RAHM EMANUEL IS DEFINITELY RUNNING IN 2028 (HE WAS ON WITH MEGYN KELLY SPEAKING SENSIBLY)
– JAMES COMEY IS UPSET THAT HIS DAUGHTER WAS FIRED
– HAKEEM JEFFRIES IS NOT A SERIOUS PERSON – HE NEVER ANSWERS A QUESTION
– BETO’S BACK (AND HE’S NOT BETTER)
– YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHY REP SWALWELL THINKS KAMLA HARRIS LOST TO TRUMP
– IRAN’S FOREIGN MINISTER ON THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY’S NUKE PROGRAM
More News From DC
– SPEAKER JOHNSON TEASES – MIGHT SUBPOENA OBAMA
– JOHNSON ALSO SAYS NO VOTE ON EPSTEIN FILES UNTIL SEPTEMBER
– THE HOUSE BATTLE OVER A VOTE ON THE EPSTEIN FILES
– SENATE LEADER SUPPORTS LOOKING INTO THE FED RENOVATIONS
– JUDGE JEANINE TO GET A VOTE IN THE SENATE THIS WEEK
– WANNA BE PISSED OFF? READ ABOUT CA’s $130B TRAIN TO NOWHERE
– 25% OF GEN Z REGRETS GOING TO COLLEGE
General News
– CA’s MINIMUM WAGE LAWS COST THE STATE 18,000 FAST FOOD JOBS
– SHOULD THIS WOMAN BE ALLOWED TO BOARD A PLANE DRESSED LIKE THIS?
– TARIFFS ON TOMATOES FROM MEXICO? THEY SEEM TO BE WORKING FOR AMERICA
– PITTSBURGH GROCER HAS POSITIVE THOUGHTS ON THE TARIFFS ON MEXICO
– SMALL GROCER IN MASS THINKS THE TARIFFS ARE A WIN-WIN
– YOU HAVE A RING CAM, BUT WOULD YA BUY A HOME-MONITORING RING DRONE? (YES, PLEASE)
– WE MAY BE ON THE BRINK OF A SUPERFAST INTERNET
Other News Catching My Eye
– FOR THE RECORD, I’M NEVER GONNA BE SOLD ON THE IDEA OF A NUDIST RESORT
– LET’S REMEMBER ONE OF COLBERT’S CRINGIEST MOMENTS (WITH MARK CUBAN HELPING)
– A PRO-COLBERT PROTEST OUTSIDE OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER
– R-I-P MALCOLM -JAMAL WARNER – GONE AT 54 – PASSED AWAY IN THE WATERS OF COSTA RICA
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