National Mac & Cheese Day
– Bastille Day
– National Nude Day (It’s never the right people celebrating this one.)
– National Tape Measure Day
– Shark Awareness Day
– Cow Appreciation Day
– National Grand Marnier Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1789 = The Bastille is swarmed by a mob hoping to free political prisoners in Paris
1798 – The Sedition Act becomes law
1881 – Billy The Kid is shot to death
1946 – Dr Spock (NOT Mr. Spock from Star Trek) published his famous baby book
1951 – George Washington Carver National Monument dedicated in Joplin, MO
1968 – Hank Aaron hits home run #500
1969 – US pulls $500, $1000, $5000 anad $10,000 bills from circulation
2008 – ‘The Dark Knight’ opens in NYC

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– SC GOV MAKES IT OFFICIAL, LINDSEY’S SISTER DARLINE WILL FINISH HIS TERM
– PRESIDENT TRUMP TOLD IRAN WE WERE NOT KIDDING — THE BITCH SLAPPING CONTINUES
– TRUMP WITH HUGH HEWITT — THE MOU WAS A TEST — THE IRANIANS FAILED THE TEST
– HUGH HEWITT SUGGESTS TRUMP ‘MAKE AMERICAN THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF AMERICA’
LATE AFTERNOON PRESSER
– THE PRESIDENT SAY OIL-RICH NATIONS WILL PAY US FOR PROTECTING THE STRAIT
– AND THEN, CAITLIN COLLINS ASKED A QUESTION
– COLLINS ASKED IS BOMBING IRAN HAS BECOME OUR ‘NEW NORMAL’
– WHAT ABOUT THE IRANIAN DRONES IN CUBA???
– SLO-MO WAR PORN FROM CENTCOM — CHECK OUT OUR AQUATIC DRONES!
– DEM SEN SLOTKIN FEARS THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’ WOULD MEAN DEMS NEVER WIN ELECTIONS
– DEM REP SETH MOULTON IS PISSED ICE AGENTS SHOT AND KILLED AN ILLEGAL
– RO KHANNA CALLED OUT FOR TRYING TO PULL A ‘JUSSIE SMOLLET’ IN THE MIDDLE EAST
– DR OZ SHARES A TIP ON HOW TO AVOID WHAT KILLED LINDSEY GRAHAM
– RFK JR SHOWS HOW TO HANDLE PEOPLE CLAIMING GENOCIDE IS HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE EAST
– NICOLE WALLACE IS NOT A JOURNALIST – SHE ADMITS AS MUCH
– ZERO PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED BY ‘THE VIEW’ AND THEIR RESPONSE TO GRAHAM’S DEATH
– SUNNY HOSTIN IS DOUBLING DOWN ON HER CLAIM THE AMERICAN FLAG MAKES HER TENSE
– DID YOU KNOW BYRON ALLEN OWNS THE HUFFPO? NEITHER DID BILL MAHER

More News From DC
– U.S. HITS IRAN, SO IRAN ATTACKS ITS NEIGHBORS
– THE NAME PLATE ON LINDSEY GRAHAM’S DESK WON’T HAVE TO CHANGE
– REPORT: FBI AGENTS ARE DIVING INTO GEORGIA’S 2020 ELECTION RECORDS
– ICE AGENT SHOOTS, KILLS MAN IN MAINE — OUTRAGE FOLLOWS, INVESTIGATION STARTS
– ABOUT THAT PHOTO OF MITCH McCONNELL IN THE HOSPITAL… RON JOHNSON AIN’T SO SURE
– MI DEM SENATE CANDIDATE WANTS MEDICARE FOR ALL – BUT HIS WIFE DOESN’T ACCEPT IT
– ALSO IN THE MICHIGAN SEN PRIMARY, THIS LADY, HALEY STEVENS – WHO JUST SOUNDS NUTS
– BUT WAIT, CANDIDATE STEVENS HAS MORE CRAZY SHIZ TO SHARE

General News
– NY STATE IS PUMPING THE BRAKES ON DATA CENTERS
– WHY IS RAPE ON THE RISE IN NYC? MAYOR MAMDANI’S RIDICULOUS EXPLANATION
– UH-OH, WAYMO CARS BLOCK FIRST RESPONDERS IN AUSTIN, TX
– LAST NIGHT’S ‘HOME RUN DERBY’ WAS ONE FOR THE BOOKS
– THE NY TIMES THOUGHT MICK JAGGER WAS INSULTING ELON MUSK — HE WAS NOT
– TURKEY AND EGYPT WON’T LET AN LGBTQ CRUISE INTO THEIR PORTS
– CHILIS FIRES GUY FOR CALLING A CO-WORKER BY HER NAME AND NOT USING HER CHOSEN NAME
– DON’T THINK TRANSGENDERISM IS A MENTAL ILLNESS, WATCH ‘ELLIOTT’ PAGE
– OH CANADA, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? ANOTHER EMBARRASSING VIDEO
– WNBA PLAYER EJECTED FOR THROWING A SHOE AT AN OPPONENT

Other News Catching My Eye
– MUSEUM PAYS TRIBUTE TO DEAD ARTIST BY SPREADING 800LBS OF PEANUT BUTTER ON FLOOR
– CUBA IS SWITCHING FROM OLD CARS TO SOLAR-POWERED TRICYCLES
– MAGIC MUSHROOMS CAUSE USERS TO SEE TINY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
– ‘FLORIDA MAN’ FOUND GUILTY OF HAVING SEX WITH A VACUUM CLEANER – IN BROAD DAYLIGHT