National Apricot Day!
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1493 – Columbus spots mermaids near the Dominican Republic (they were manatees)
1838 – The first flea circus opens in the U.S. (at 187 Broadway… it’s not there now)
1861 – Mississippi secedes from the Union
1924 – Ford Motor Company’s stock is worth $1 billion dollars
1956 – The first “Dear Abby” column is published
1980 – “Escape” (The Pina Colada Song) hits #1
2001 – Apple launches iTunes
2007 – Steve Jobs unveils the first iPhone (they’re up to #15)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
DRIVER IN CUSTODY AFTER HIS CAR RAMMED WHITE HOUSE GATE
BIDEN SPEECH GOES OFF THE RAILS AS PROTESTERS INTERRUPT
JOE REPEATS ODD CLAIM ABOUT STARTING ‘A CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT’
DICK DURBIN WANTS BIDEN TO THINK TWICE ABOUT DEBATING TRUMP
MICHELLE OBAMA IS ‘TERRIFIED’ ABOUT 2024
DID TRUMP REALLY SAY HE WANTS THE ECONOMY TO CRASH IN THE NEXT YEAR?
THE MISSING SECDEF: THE STORY IS GETTING NUTTIER AND NUTTIER
BY THE WAY, ALMOST 25% OF ALL JOBS ADDED IN 2023 DID NOT EXIST
CLIMATE CZAR JOHN KERRY HAS A $4.3MIL BUDGET AND A STAFF HE WON’T IDENTIFY
MEXICO’S PRESIDENT WANTS HIS BEAK WET FOR SLOWING DOWN THE CARAVANS
BROOKLYN CONGRESSWOMAN SAYS THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD…
ELECTION TO REPLACE KEVIN McCARTHY WILL BE HELD IN MAY
TRUMP FILES TO HAVE GEORGIA CASE DISMISSED — CLAIMING IMMUNITY
– OTHER FILING ALLEGES FANI WILLIS HIRED HER LOVER, PAID HIM OVER $600K
KARI LAKE RAISES $2MIL IN FIRST QUARTER OF HER AZ SENATE CAMPAIGN PUSH
CNN HOSTS APPEAR STUNNED AS MIA LOVE TEES OFF ON BIDEN TRICKING BLACK VOTERS
OOPS! ‘THE VIEW’S’ ANA NAVARRO FORCED TO MAKE A LIVE CORRECT ON J6 CLAIM
– THE LADIES ALSO RALLIED TO SUPPORT GOLDEN GLOBES HOST JO KOY
– WHOOPI GOLDBERG WARNS POOR PEOPLE THAT TRUMP WILL THEM IN CAMPS
ISRAEL / HAMAS
ISRAELI STRIKE TAKES OUT ELITE HEBOLLAH COMMANDER
REPORT: ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTERS CLOSING BRIDGES IN NYC TIED TO AOC AND FUNDED BY THE ROCKEFELLERS
SEC OF STATE BLINKEN BACK IN ISRAEL TO PLAN POST WAR GAZA
General News
EPSTEIN ACCUSER CLAIMS THERE WERE SEX TAPES WITH TRUMP, PRINCE ANDREW, ETC
– WAIT… AND THEN SHE RECANTED HER CLAIMS???
TEEN WHO LOST HIS SHIRT WHEN DOOR BLEW OFF ALASKA AIR JET TOOK A SELFIE AFTER
NYC DRIVER HAS HAD ENOUGH WITH PRO-PALESTINE PROTESTERS
MASS CASUALTY EVENT? — GAS EXPLOSION HITS FT WORTH HOTEL
THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH IN THE WORLD, FOR THE 5TH STRAIGHT YEAR IS…
WHAT’S BEHIND THE HUGE DROP IN GUN HOMICIDES
ELON MUSK RESPONDS TO WSJ HIT PIECE
JIMMY KIMMEL INVITES AARON RODGERS TO APOLOGIZE ON HIS SHOW
IT’S OFFICIAL – MICKEY D’s TO MAKE CHANGES TO ALL BURGERS THIS YEAR
NEW VULCAN ROCKET LIFTS OFF TO THE MOON WITH ROBOTIC LANDER ABOARD
THE GOLDEN GLOBES RATINGS WE UP OVER LAST YEAR, BUUUUUUUUT
NADAL MAY QUIT TENNIS IF HIS BODY CAN’T HOLD UP AT THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN
WOKE
NOT THE BABYLON BEE – CA TO PAY FOR TRANS SURGERIES FOR ILLEGALS
OLD JAMES BOND MOVIES SLAPPED WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS
Other News Catching My Eye
IRANIAN WOMAN WHIPPED 74 TIMES FOR NOT WEARING HEAD COVERING
CNN HOST ANNOUNCES CANCER DIAGNOSIS LIVE ON AIR
