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Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1129 – The Pope recognizes the Knights Templar
1846 – President Polk dispatches Zachary Taylor and 4000 troops the Texas / Mexico border
1847 – U.S. troops land in Hawaii to protect the King
1929 – Wyatt Earp dies at the age of 80 in Los Angeles (50 years AFTER the OK Corral gunfight)
1931 – The bridge connecting NYC to NJ is named the George Washington Bridge
1949 – Canada banned margarine — protecting their dairy industry on Prince Edward Island
1955 – Chase Bank and Manhattan National merge (Giving us Chase – Manhattan Bank)
1966 – LBJ appoints first African American cabinet member – Robert C. Weaver as Sec of HUD
1982 – 78 people die in the Potomac River after Air Florida flight 90 crashed – two miles from the White House
1992 – Jeffrey Dahmer pleads guilty to murder — but, also insane
1999 – Michael Jordan retired from the NBA for a second time
2002 – President Bush faints after choking on eating a pretzel while watching football at the White House
2021 – The House impeached Donald Trump (again)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESS SEC CONFIRMS THE PRESIDENT IS BEHIND DHS SEC NOEM
– LEAVITT ALSO STATES THE PRESIDENT STANDS BEHIND THE ICE OFFICER WHO SHOT THE MN WOMAN
– WHAT ABOUT IRAN? AIR STRIKES? THE PRESS SEC CONFIRMS ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE
– SECWAR HEGSETH TALKS ABOUT DOGE-ING THE DEPT OF DEFENSE (ADDRESSING SPACEX STAFF)
– MORE FROM HEGSETH AT SPACEX – TALKING ABOUT THE U.S. WINNING THE TECHNOLOGY WAR
– SCOTT BESSENT WITH MORE INFURIATING DETAILS ON THE SOMALI FRAUD
– BESSENT IS VERY CLEAR — ‘TIM WALZ IS A COWARD’
– BESSENT HINTS THERE ARE SOME DAMNING AUDIO TAPES THAT MAY IMPLICATE AG ELLISON
– THE SEC HAS A WARNING FOR THE SOMALIS
– REP BYRON DONALDS ASKS GOV WALZ IF ICE’s JOB IS TO DEPORT ILLEGALS
– ARE YOU FOLLOWING GOP REP TIM BURCHETT? (YOU SHOULD – HE’S VOTING AGAINST INSANE SPENDING)
– JOE KERNEN CONFRONTS DEM SENATOR ON DEM HYPOCRISY OVER PARTY’S STANCE ON DEPORTATIONS
– IRONY ALERT – ILHAN OMAR IS WORRIED WE’RE WASHING MONEY INVESTIGATING FRAUD IN MINNESOTA
– AOC ASKED ABOUT DEFUNDING ICE — ‘THE CUTS TO YOUR HEALTHCARE ARE FUNDING THIS’
– SEN WARREN IS ALL IN WITH MAYOR MAMDANI AND HIS SOCIALIST / COMMUNIST POLICIES
– JASMINE CROCKETT WANTS YOU TO KNOW, ‘TEXAS IS RACIST’
– SCOTT PRESSLER SHARES STORY OF ILLEGALS VOTING IN MICHIGAN — ‘WE HAVE PROOF, WE HAVE DATA’
– FL CONGRESSMAN INTRODUCES BILL TO MAKE GREENLAND THE 51ST STATE
– WOMAN CLAIMS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA IS WHITE LIBERAL WOMEN (NEEDS BEEPS FOR AIR)
– FLASHBACK:1995 – BILL CLINTON ADDRESSES THE NATION ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

More News From DC
– GALLUP: 45% OF US IDENTIFIES AS INDEPENDENT — 27% AS Rs, 27% AS Ds
– REPORT: SEN WARREN SAYS TRUMP CALLED HER AFTER SHE MADE HER AFFORDABILITY SPEECH
– SEN MARK KELLY SUED SEC OF WAR AND DOD OVER ACTION TAKEN TO DOWNGRADE HIS MILITARY RETIREMENT
– EX-CONGRESSIONAL STAFFER ARRESTED FOR STEALING 240 CELL PHONES
– APPLE’S SIRI WILL BE POWERED BY GOOGLE’S AI
– TIME TO RE-FINANCE? MORTGAGE RATES ARE BELOW 6% FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

General News
– IL IS SUING TO PREVENT ICE AND DHS FROM ARRESTING ILLEGALS
– MASSHOLES: BAKERY IS SELLING ‘F**K ICE’ COOKIES
– MN (ST PAUL TOO) CITY COUNCIL MEMBER IS MAKING GROCERY RUNS FOR ILLEGALS
– MN – THIS NICK SHIRLEY VIDEO EXPOSED EVEN MORE FRAUD AND HOW THE MONEY IS MOVED
– MN – MINNEAPOLIS MAYOR ADMITTED IT – ‘YEAH, THE FRAUD’S REAL’
– MN – THIS WOMAN CLAIMS SHE’S TRAINING AT A GUN RANGE – SHE WANTS TO KILL ICE AGENTS
– MN – LT GOV HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE LAKEN RILEY ACT
– OH – FORMER MLB PITCHER JOHN ROCKER IS JOINING THE CITIZEN JOURNALIST BRIGADE TO FIND FRAUD
– IS TICKETMASTER / LIVE NATION’S MONOPOLY IN DANGER? (A LAWSUIT HAS BEEN FILED)
– LOS ANGELES COUNTY DEPUTY GETS HIS COFFEE WITH A CUSTOM DRAWING OF A PIG ON THE CUP
– SAN ANTONIO STARTS REMOVING RAINBOW SIDEWALKS
– NYC MAYOR LOSES REAL ESTATE CASE
– HI’S KILAUEA VOLCANO ERUPTS FOR THE 40TH TIME SINCE 2024
– 19-YR-OLD MAN ARRESTED, CHARGED IN BURING OF MISSISSIPPI SYNAGOGUE

Other News Catching My Eye
– THE FIRST AUTISTIC BARBIE IS HERE AND SHE’S GOT A FIDGET SPINNER AND NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
– CREEPY DISCOVERY MAY HAVE SOLVED MASSIVE GRAVE-ROBBING STORY NEAR PHILADELPHIA
– HOW DO YOU GET A BEAR TO STOP SLEEPING UNDER YOUR HOUSE? ROLL OUT THE ‘UNWELCOME MAT’
– EVER TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE IN NYC? THE SPOKED HORSE THING IS NOT COMMON, BUT IT DOES HAPPEN!