– National Banana Split Day (Invented at Strickler’s Drug Store in Latrobe, PA)
– National Whiskey Sour Day
– National Kiss and Make Up Day
– National Park Service Founders Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1830 – Machine vs Animal? A locomotive vs a horse (The horse won, this time.)
1875 – 27-yr-old Englishman swims the English Channel
1939 – The Wizard of Oz opens nationally in theaters
1944 – Paris is liberated from the Nazis
1950 – President Truman orders government to seize control of the railroads
1962 – Little Eva hits #1 with the Loco-Motion
1982 – The Marines are deployed to Lebanon
2009 – Senator Ted Kennedy dies at 77

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRES TRUMP HAS A WARNING FOR ‘INDOCTRINATING’ SCHOOLS
– SEC BESSENT ON THE TRUMP MOVE TO SQUEEZE IRAN’S ECONOMY
– VP VANCE IN MAINE TALKING ABOUT TARIFFS AGAINST CANADA
– HEGSETH ON THE DEPT OF WAR’S LATEST MISSION — BACK TO BASICS
– WHAT A SHOCK – SUSAN COLLINS DOESN’T APPROVE OF TRUMP’S CANADA TARIFFS
– HILLARY CLINTON ON DEMS AND DSA (THEY’RE GOING THRU A PHASE)
– VICTOR DAVIS HANSON BRINGS CLARITY ON JAMES TALARICO
– EL-SAYED WITH JESSE WATTERS — THE CIRCUMCISION CLIP
– JESSE ALSO DISCUSSED TAXING RICH PEOPLE
– IRAN AND THE U.S. BANNING SHARI WERE ALSO DISCUSSED
– OLD CLIP SHOWS EL-SAYED SUPPORTING REPARATIONS
– EL-SAYED IS TRYING DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM HASAN PIKER -BUUUUT
– MIKE ROGERS HAS A GREAT LINE ABOUT EL-SAYED
– ME DEMS MAY BE PUSHING A WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN FOR GRAHAM PLATNER
– HAKEEM JEFFRIES TRIED TO EXPLAIN HIS MEETING WITH JARED KUSHNER
– SMILING ANGIE NIXON SAYS DEMS ARE THE BIG TENT PARTY (SHE GOT THE MEMO)
– ANGIE IS NOW AGAINST DEFUNDING POLICE AND JUMPING ON ANTI-FLOCK TREND
– DOES GAVIN NEWSOM HAVE A CATCHPHRASE? (DON’T ALL DEMS?)
– HOW MANY POLLS DO WE NEED TO PROVE VOTER ID IS WHAT WE ALL WANT?
– JIMMY KIMMEL (AND HIS WIFE) USING THEIR KIDS AS HUMAN SHIELDS
– DID BARKLEY DO IT? (HE HATES CNN)

More News From DC
– THE ATTACK ON IRAN — IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS
– SUPREME COURT LIFTS JUDGES ORDER BLOCKING TRUMP MAIL-IN VOTING RULES
– CANADA SLAPS BACK — RESPONDS TO TRUMP TARIFFS
– ANOTHER WOULD-BE TRUMP KILLER TAKEN OFF THE STREETS

General News
– NO SUNSETS BEFORE 5PM — HOW PERMANENT DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME CHANGES US
– THE 80s ARE BACK! NJ BEACHES CLOSED AFTER SYRINGES WASH UP ON SHORE
– HE PLANNED TO SHOOT UP FIVE SCHOOLS… BUT, HE’S BEEN RELEASED? WUT?
– DON LEMON IS MAD THAT KARMELO ANTHONY IS GOING PRISON
– WNBA PROSPECT ENES KANTOR FREEDOM SAYS (S)HE IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN
– IS MS. FREEDOM ELIGIBLE TO PLAY IN THE WNBA?
– FDA APPROVES NEW BLOOD TEST FOR ALZHEIMER’S (THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE)
– BUC-EE’S IS FED UP WITH BLUE STATE MADNESS, FOCUSING ON RED STATES NOW
– GIRLS SOCCER PRACTICE INTERRUPTED BY SICKO IN A PENIS MASK
– BOOTED BEAUTY QUEEN SUING MISS USA PAGEANT OVER HER DISMISSAL

Other News Catching My Eye
– NO MORE SUNSETS BEFORE 5PM — HOW PERMANENT DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME CHANGES US
– WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING WITH THIS LAUGHING WEATHERMAN???
– SCIENTISTS GROWING HUMAN BRAIN ‘ORGANOIDS’ FOR SEVEN YEARS