National Son and Daughter Day
– National Presidential Joke Day (roll the Reagan clips all day)
– Hip Hop Day (I wonder if this comes up at the Tupac murder trial)
– National Panini Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1866 – The world’s first roller rink opened in Newport, Rhode Island
1929 – Babe Ruth is the first MLB player to hit 500 home runs
1934 – Federal prisoners arrive on Alcatraz Island
1968 – The Beatles launch Apple Records label
1973 – Hip-Hop is born at a teen party in the Bronx
1984 – President Reagan jokes about bombing Russia (Hot mic day too)
1988 – Al Qaeda formed at a meeting in Pakistan
1992 – The massive ‘Mall of America’ opened in Minnesota2014 – Robin Williams passed away (Suicide. Sad)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRESIDENT SAYS THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN RIGHT NOW — IS IT?
– TRUMP ASKED WHAT ARE THE NEXT STEPS ON IRAN, ‘YOU’LL FIND OUT’
– ABC REPORTER GETS CALLED OUT BY THE PRESIDENT
– AND WHAT ABOUT THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, MR. PRESIDENT?
– TRUMP ON SOME OF THE CRAZY CANDIDATES
– GOTTA SAY, I LOVE THE ‘SECRET PLANE’ STORY (ANYONE ELSE HEARING THE BOND THEME?)
– CNN’S COOPER AND COLLINS SURPRISED THAT SECRET SERVICE DOES ITS JOB
– ADAM SCHIFF IS BRAGGING THAT DEMS BLOCKED VOTER ID IN AMERICA
– SCHIFFHEAD ALSO SUPPORTS EL-SAYED BECAUSE, ‘THAT IS A SEAT WE MUST WIN’
– SEN KENNEDY ON KAMALA HARRIS, EL-SAYED, AOC AND MORE
– AG BLANCHE ASKED ABOUT IDENTITIES OF EPSTEIN-RELATED ABUSERS
– TRANSPORTATION SEC RECRUITED GAMERS TO FILL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER GIGS
– AOC CAN’T DELETE THE DUMB STUFF SHE SAID DURING WOKE 1
– YOUR DAILY HASAN PIKER CLIP SHOWIG JUST HOW RADICAL THIS GUY REALLY IS
– DSA CO-CHAIR CAN’T EXPLAIN WHAT ‘TAXING THE HELL OUT OF MILLIONAIRES’ MEANS
– SHE ALSO ADMITS THE DSA IS LIKE BELGIUM’S MARXIST PARTY — IN EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC
– WI GOV HOPEFUL SAYS ‘WE HAVE A LOT OF RECKONING TO DO’ (OVER WHITE SUPREMACY)
– MORE FAUCI LIES ARE COMING OUT DAILY
– FAUCI IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE INDICTED, GET THE EX- CDC DIRECTOR TOO
– COVID FLASHBACK — DE SANTIS TELLS COLLEGE KIDS TO LOSE THE ‘COVID THEATER’ MASKS
– MORE CHUCK TODD RANTING (HE MUST THINK THIS WILL DRIVE TRAFFIC)

More News From DC
– MARKETS STAGNATE AS NO DEAL BETWEEN THEB U.S. AND IRAN
– OUR PETROLEUM RESERVES ARE LOWER THAN THEY HAVE BEEN IN 43 YEARS
– RAND PAUL GOT INTO FORT KNOX? CAN WE SEE THE PICTURES???
– ELON DROPS SOME KNOWLEDGE ON WHEN STARLINK PHONES WILL BE HERE

General News
– COLUMBIA QUAKE IS A MAJOR KILLER
– EUROPES EXTREME HEAT WAVE IS THREATENING ITALY’S PARMIGIANO CHEESE BANK
– NY JUDGE BLOCKS MAMDANI’S PIED-A-TERRE TAX PLAN
– MAMDANI IS GOING TO MAKE NYC BUILDINGS SMELL JUST LIKE THE SUBWAY
– MASSACHUSETTS GOV SIGNS NEW BILL ALLOWING ABORTION RIGHT UP TO BIRTH
– HAVING SOLVED ALL OTHER PROBLEMS — SEATTLE OKS $300K FOR HOMELESS TRANS SURGERIES
– SPORTS ILLUSTRATED FORCED TO CHANGE IT’S ‘KARMA’ HEADLINE ABOUT SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM
– THIS IS A MOVIE PITCH — FL MAN VS FL MAN — HATCHET VS MACHETE
– MICHIGAN MOSQUE INDOCTRINATION — AMERICANS ARE BACKWARD, TOILET PAPER USING FOOLS

Other News Catching My Eye
– WHY ARE CELEBS WEARING CLOTHING MADE FROM FECAL MATTER?
– EUROPES EXTREME HEAT WAVE IS THREATENING ITALY’S PARMIGIANO CHEESE BANK
– HMMM, THE CEO OF FLOCK CAMERA COMPANY SEEMS TO BE PARANOID ABOUT SURVEILLANCE
– ARE YOU A MOSQUITO MAGNET? SCIENCE IS STARTING TO FIGURE OUT WHY YOU GET BIT MORE