Tuesday – August 11, 2026

National Son and Daughter Day

– National Presidential Joke Day (roll the Reagan clips all day)

– Hip Hop Day (I wonder if this comes up at the Tupac murder trial)

– National Panini Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1866 – The world’s first roller rink opened in Newport, Rhode Island
1929 – Babe Ruth is the first MLB player to hit 500 home runs
1934 – Federal prisoners arrive on Alcatraz Island
1968 – The Beatles launch Apple Records label

1973 – Hip-Hop is born at a teen party in the Bronx
1984 – President Reagan jokes about bombing Russia 
(Hot mic day too)
1988 – Al Qaeda formed at a meeting in Pakistan

1992 – The massive ‘Mall of America’ opened in Minnesota2014 – Robin Williams passed away (Suicide. Sad)

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– THE PRESIDENT SAYS THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN RIGHT NOW — IS IT?

     – TRUMP ASKED WHAT ARE THE NEXT STEPS ON IRAN, ‘YOU’LL FIND OUT’

– ABC REPORTER GETS CALLED OUT BY THE PRESIDENT

     – AND WHAT ABOUT THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, MR. PRESIDENT?

     – TRUMP ON SOME OF THE CRAZY CANDIDATES

– GOTTA SAY, I LOVE THE ‘SECRET PLANE’ STORY (ANYONE ELSE HEARING THE BOND THEME?)

    – CNN’S COOPER AND COLLINS SURPRISED THAT SECRET SERVICE DOES ITS JOB

– ADAM SCHIFF IS BRAGGING THAT DEMS BLOCKED VOTER ID IN AMERICA

     – SCHIFFHEAD ALSO SUPPORTS EL-SAYED BECAUSE, ‘THAT IS A SEAT WE MUST WIN’

– SEN KENNEDY ON KAMALA HARRIS, EL-SAYED, AOC AND MORE

– AG BLANCHE ASKED ABOUT IDENTITIES OF EPSTEIN-RELATED ABUSERS

– TRANSPORTATION SEC RECRUITED GAMERS TO FILL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER GIGS

– AOC CAN’T DELETE THE DUMB STUFF SHE SAID DURING WOKE 1

– YOUR DAILY HASAN PIKER CLIP SHOWIG JUST HOW RADICAL THIS GUY REALLY IS 

– DSA CO-CHAIR CAN’T EXPLAIN WHAT ‘TAXING THE HELL OUT OF MILLIONAIRES’ MEANS

– SHE ALSO ADMITS THE DSA IS LIKE BELGIUM’S MARXIST PARTY — IN EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC

– WI GOV HOPEFUL SAYS ‘WE HAVE A LOT OF RECKONING TO DO’ (OVER WHITE SUPREMACY)

– MORE FAUCI LIES ARE COMING OUT DAILY

– FAUCI IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE INDICTED, GET THE EX- CDC DIRECTOR TOO

– COVID FLASHBACK — DE SANTIS TELLS COLLEGE KIDS TO LOSE THE ‘COVID THEATER’ MASKS

–  MORE CHUCK TODD RANTING (HE MUST THINK THIS WILL DRIVE TRAFFIC)

More News From DC

– MARKETS STAGNATE AS NO DEAL BETWEEN THEB U.S. AND IRAN

– OUR PETROLEUM RESERVES ARE LOWER THAN THEY HAVE BEEN IN 43 YEARS

– RAND PAUL GOT INTO FORT KNOX? CAN WE SEE THE PICTURES???

– ELON DROPS SOME KNOWLEDGE ON WHEN STARLINK PHONES WILL BE HERE

General News

– COLUMBIA QUAKE IS A MAJOR KILLER

– EUROPES EXTREME HEAT WAVE IS THREATENING ITALY’S PARMIGIANO CHEESE BANK

– NY JUDGE BLOCKS MAMDANI’S PIED-A-TERRE TAX PLAN

– MAMDANI IS GOING TO MAKE NYC BUILDINGS SMELL JUST LIKE THE SUBWAY

– MASSACHUSETTS GOV SIGNS NEW BILL ALLOWING ABORTION RIGHT UP TO BIRTH

– HAVING SOLVED ALL OTHER PROBLEMS — SEATTLE OKS $300K FOR HOMELESS TRANS SURGERIES

– SPORTS ILLUSTRATED FORCED TO CHANGE IT’S ‘KARMA’ HEADLINE ABOUT SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM

– THIS IS A MOVIE PITCH — FL MAN VS FL MAN — HATCHET VS MACHETE

– MICHIGAN MOSQUE INDOCTRINATION — AMERICANS ARE BACKWARD, TOILET PAPER USING FOOLS

Other News Catching My Eye

– WHY ARE CELEBS WEARING CLOTHING MADE FROM FECAL MATTER?

– EUROPES EXTREME HEAT WAVE IS THREATENING ITALY’S PARMIGIANO CHEESE BANK

– HMMM, THE CEO OF FLOCK CAMERA COMPANY SEEMS TO BE PARANOID ABOUT SURVEILLANCE

– ARE YOU A MOSQUITO MAGNET? SCIENCE IS STARTING TO FIGURE OUT WHY YOU GET BIT MORE