National Dolphins Day (No, not the two-legged Miami kind.)
– National Pecan Day
– National Look Up At The Sky Day
– National Gardening Day
– Intl Be Kind To Lawyers Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1775 – The first Abolitionist Society is formed in Philadelphia
1828 – Noah Webster published his ‘American Dictionary of the English Language’
1865 – John Wilkes Booth shoots Abraham Lincoln at Ford’s Theater
1910 – President Taft becomes the first U.S. President to throw out a first pitch at an MLB game
1912 – The Titanic struck an iceberg shortly before midnight and sank the next day (the 15th)
1927 – The first Volvo car is produced in Sweden (It’s probably still running.)
1939 – Steinbeck published ‘Grapes of Wrath’
1945 – American B-29s bomb Tokyo and damage the Imperial Palace
1960 – Berry Gordy Jr. founds Motown Records
1969 – Best Actress TIE — Streisand and Hepburn
1981 – America’s first Space Shuttle, ‘Columbia’ returned to earth
1988 – Soviets agree to withdraw from Afghanistan
1989 – Fine Young Cannibals hit #1 with ‘She Drives Me Crazy’
1996 – Greg Norman blows a six-stroke lead, loses The Masters – Nick Faldo won (his 3rd)

I LAUGHED…
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– DOOR DASHING GRANNY BRINGS MICKEY D’s TO THE WHITE HOUSE (EVEN TRUMP CALLED IT ‘STAGED’)
– SHE DID SAVE A LOT OF MONEY THANKS TO ‘NO TAX ON TIPS’
– THE GRANNY WAS NOT A STRANGER TO THE GOP — SHE TESTIFIED AT A HEARING IN NEVADA LAST YEAR
– TRUMP TOOK QUESTIONS AS HIS DOOR DASH ORDER SAT — WHAT ABOUT AN IRAN DEAL?
– THE PRESIDENT WAS QUESTION ABOUT THAT IMAGE HE POSTED… THE ON WHERE HE’S ‘HEALING’ A MAN
– THE WORLD WILL NOT BE BLACKMAILED BY THE IRANIANS
– WAIT, GERALDO PRAISED PRESIDENT TRUMP’S MOVE TO BLOCKADE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ?
– BORDER CZAR TOM HOMAN CONTINUES TO CALL OUT DEMS OVER EFFORTS TO SHUT DOWN DHS/ICE
– ONE DAY AHEAD OF TAX DAY — NBC’s TODAY SHOW REPORTS THAT REFUNDS ARE BIGGER
– MIKE LEE AND ELON MUSK WARN — PASS THE SAVE ACT OR GET OBLITERATED IN THE MIDTERMS
– PELOSI CLAIMS SHE DID NOT KNOW WHAT SWALWELL WAS UP TO
– LAST FALL, HAKEEM JEFFRIES WAS WAXING POETIC ABOUT HIS GOOD FRIEND, ERIC SWALWELL
– SWALWELL FLASHBACK — TEN DAYS AGO — ‘IT’S ALL GOING TO COME OUT’
– ANOTHER SWALWELL FLASHBACK: PRESIDENT TRUMP IN 2023
– MONTAGE: THE MSM USED TO SUPPORT SWALWELL WHEN THE FANG-FANG ALLEGATIONS WERE OUT THERE
– REMEMBER JIM ACOSTA? HE THOUGHT HE WAS NOT OPINIONATED ENOUGH AT CNN

‘WHAT WE SEE IN OTHERS, WE RECOGNIZE IN OURSELVES’
More News From DC
– THE BLOCKADE MAY BE SPARKING A SECOND ROUND OF TALKS WITH IRAN
– STICK A FORK IN SWALWELL AND TURN HIM OVER – HE’S DONE
– SWALWELL’S BILLIONAIRE FRIEND HAS TOSSED OUT THE SHAMED CONGRESSMAN
– ANNNND TONY GONZALES ANNOUNCES HE IS RETIRING
– ABOUT THAT IMAGE OF THE PRESIDENT HEALING A MAN — AND THE DELETION AND THE UPROAR
– MARK HALPERIN (WHO RESIGNED A NETWORK GIG FOR BEING A CREEP) OPINES ABOUT THE TRUMP/POPE FIGHT
– PRE-MARKET OPENING SHOWS OIL UNDER $100 BBL
– DOW ONES FUTURES ARE ALSO LOOKING POSITIVE THIS MORNING
– DNI GABBARD EXPOSES CONSPIRACY USED BY THE DEEP STATE TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP
— JOHN SOLOMON BREAKS IT ALL DOWN
– DOZENS ARRESTED PROTESTING U.S. SALES OF ARMS TO ISRAEL
– PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT DOES JUMPING JACKS TO SHOW HE’S HEALTHY

General News
– WHAT’S SHAKIN? — THIS MORNING IT IS NEVADA — A 5.7 QUAKE RUMBLED THRU RENO AND THE SIERRA NEVADAS
– IL GOV SIGNS BILL DECRIMINALIZING KNOWINGLY GIVING SOMEONE HIV
– MN GOV TIM WALZ IS ABOUT TO GET SOME ATTENTION FROM THE DOJ FOR HIS ANTI-WHITE POLICIES
– THE BLUEBERRY BAGELS AT COSTCO CONTAIN ZERO BLUEBERRIES
– STRUGGLING TO GET PREGNANT? NEW, HOLISTIC THERAPY IS SHOWING POSITIVE RESULTS

Other News Catching My Eye
– MEET BO, THE ONE-EYED BEAVER WITH MILLIONS OF FANS
– NICE WORK, IF YOU CAN GET IT? GET PAID UP TO $1000/HOUR TO SMELL DOG BREATH