National Chili Day
– National Pistachio Day
– National Tell A Fairy Tale Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1848 – Marx and Engels publish ‘The Communist Manifesto’ in London
1919 – Grand Canyon National Park is established
1929 – Grand Teton National Park is established
1933 – Ground is broken to build the Golden Gate Bridge (It would open May 27, 1937.)
1945 – The U.S. imposes a wartime midnight curfew on all places of entertainment
1951 – The 22nd Amendment takes effect, limiting the Presidency to just two terms
1972 – The Soviets recover Luna 20 along with its cargo of moon rocks
1984 – The last U.S. Marines leave Beirut
1993 – A bomb rocked the World Trade Center, killing five, injuring hundreds from the smoke
2008 – The Global Seed Vault is opened in a Norwegian archipelago
2012 – Trayvon Martin is shot and killed

(Will we learn ANYTHING new from her today? Doubtful.)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– CNN REPORTS THAT SPEECH WATCHERS WERE IMPRESSED BY TRUMP’S SOTU ADDRESS
– THUNE ON SAVE AMERICA ACT — WE DON’T HAVE 50 VOTES… WHAT? YOU HAVE 50 SPONSORS
– VP VANCE (THE NEW FRAUD CZAR) AND DR OZ PULL MEDICARE FUNDS FROM MINNESOTA OVER FRAUD
– DR OZ EXPLAINS THE SCAM AND HOW IT’S BEEN WORKING IN MINNESOTA
– CNN ASKED CHUCK SCHUMER WHY HE DID NOT STAND — SCHUMER REALLY COULDN’T ANSWER
– SCOTT JENNINGS ON WHAT DEMS MISSED AT SOTU — IT WAS A NIGHT OF CONTRASTS
– REP BOEBERT WANTS ALL DETAILS OF PAYMENTS FROM THE CONGRESSIONAL HUSH FUND RELEASED
– SENSING GAVIN NEWSOM’S WEAKNESS, KAMALA HARRIS GOES ON THE ATTACK AGAINST SAVE AMERICA ACT
– SEN MARKWAYNE MULLIN VS SEN BERNIE SANDERS (WHO WON?)
– SEN FETTERMAN CALLED OUT CNN FOR MENTIONING HIS SUIT… ADMITS HE DRESSES LIKE A SLOB
– DEM REP FROM OREGON SAYS STANDING UP FOR AMERICANS OVER ILLEGALS IS ‘RACIST’
– NM DEM REP MAKES RIDICULOUS CLAIMS ABOUT VOTER ID AND WHAT THE GOP IS UP TO
– DEM REP JAYAPAL PROVES THAT SHE AN UNSERIOUS PERSON (AGAIN)
– POSSIBLE 2028 CANDIDATE STEPHEN A. SMITH SHARES THE ADVICE TRUMP GAVE HIM
– THE VIEW REACTED TO SOTU (IT’S A SUPERCUT)
– WHOOPI WAS PARTICULARLY AGGRIEVED OVER TRUMP’S ADDRESS
– THE IRONICALLY NAMED JOY BEHAR WAS PHYSICALLY SICK AND SAD LISTENING TO TRUMP
– WHAT THE HELL IS A ‘NON-BINARY LESBIAN’ AND WHY DID CNN HAVE THIS PERSON ON A PANEL???
– KIMMEL WAS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE STATE OF THE UNION EVENT

More News From DC
– U.S. SENDS BADASS FIGHTER JETS TO ISRAEL (MAYBE A SIGNAL ON IRAN ACTION?)
– STATE DEPT TELLS NON-ESSENTIAL STAFFERS IN BERUIT TO GET THE HECK OUTTA THERE
– CUBAN MILITARY SHOOTS AND KILLS FOUR PEOPLE ON AN AMERICAN-REGISTERED BOAT
– 10 FBI STAFFERS GIVEN THE BOOT (THEY WORKED ON THE MAR-A-LAGO RAID)
– TRUMP PITCHES NEW 401K FOR THE 56 MIL AMERICANS WHO DON’T HAVE ONE
– FORMER AIR FORCE GENERAL ARRESTED FOR TRAINING CHINESE AIR FORCE PILOTS
– HOW DID RICH TOURISTS GETB OUT OF MEXICO WHEN THE CARTEL HELL WAS UNFOLDING?
– PIC OF STEPHEN HAWKING WITH TWO BIKINI-CLAD WOMEN WAS FOUND IN THE EPSTEIN FILES (CAREGIVERS?)
– EPSTEIN HAD STORAGE LOCKERS??? THE TELEGRAPH IS REVEALING WHAT WAS INSIDE
– THE CREEP FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE ANDREW IS BANNED FROM RIDING HORSES

General News
– FBI SEARCHES THE HOME AND OFFICE OF THE L.A. SCHOOLS SUPERINTENDENT
– MN SEN READS FROM ‘THIS BOOK IS GAY’ (FROM A SCHOOL LIBRARY) HE’S ASKED TO STOP READING IT
– IT KINDA FEELS LIKE THE FBI IS PULLING UP STAKES IN THE NANCY GUTHRIE CASE
– HARVARD PRESIDENT IS STEPPING DOWN OVER EPSTEIN TIES (BUT HE’S FINISHING THE SEMESTER)
– BILL GATES ADMITS TO AFFAIRS WITH RUSSIAN WOMEN, APOLOGIZES TO HIS STAFF
– (THIS MAKES ME HAPPY) KIDS APPEAR TO BE OVER THE SUPERHERO MOVIES THING
– VIDEO: TEXAS WHATABURGER LOOKS LIKE A WAFFLE HOUSE AS VIOLENCE BREAKS OUT
– WHICH STATES ARE DOING THE MOST LYING, CHEATING AND SCAMMING??? (AND WHICH STATE THE MOST HONEST?)
IS IT WRONG TO POINT OUT THE MANY MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF CANDACE OWENS???
(Face it, we judge people based on how they speak. Well, I do.)
– MRS MACRON ‘PROBABLY STANDS PEEING UP’
– TRUTH IS WAY STRANGER IN FICTION

Other News Catching My Eye
– HAVE WE FINALLY DISCOVERED WHY SNEAKERS SQUEAK ON THE BASKETBALL COURT?
– THE OMAHA SINKHOLE VIDEO — TWO CARS SWALLOWED AT STOPLIGHT
– SEX TOY COMPANY WAS HACKED — CUSTOMER DATA MAY HAVE BEEN GRABBED
– AN A-I POWERED BUDDHIST MONK? (ASK IT – ‘CAN YOU MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING?)