Thursday – April 11, 2024

National Cheese Fondue Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1783 – Congress declares a formal end to hostilities with Great Britain

1814 – Napoleon abdicates, runs to Elba
1968 – LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act

1970 – Apollo 13 launches (they thought they were going to the moon)
1981 – Reagan returns to work at the White House after assassination attempt
1988 – Cher wins Best Actress Oscar for ‘Moonstruck’
1991 – UN issues an official cease-fire with Iraq
2004 – Phil Mickelson wins his first “major” — the Masters
2015 – Barack Obama meets with Raul Castro in Cuba

News and The Politics out of D.C.

EVEN WITH PRE-SCREENED QUESTIONS AND A HUGE TELEPROMPTR, BIDEN’S A MESS

 – JOE MADE ANOTHER FALSE STATEMENT ABOUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT

INFLATION SURPRISE AND NOT A GOOD ONE

BIDEN FACT-CHECKED ON HIS INFLATION CLAIM (IT’S NOT LOWER THAN WHEN HE TOOK OFFICE)

FORMER BIDEN CHIEF OF STAFF IS REPORTEDLY HEARD TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT JOE

REPORT: FISA IS DEAD IN THE WATER — IS IT?

 – GROUP OF REPUBLICANS BLOCKED DEBATE ON THE BILL

EMBATTLED SPEAKER JOHNSON TO HOLD JOINT NEWS CONFERENCE TOMORROW WITH TRUMP

EX-NFL STAR LEARNS – NO MATTER HOW BAD YOUR LATTE, YOU DON’T PULL OUT A GUN AT STARBUCKS

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DENIAL OF TRUMP’S APPEAL TO DELAY HUSH MONEY TRIAL

DONALD TRUMP WALKS INTO A CHICK-FIL-A…

WATCH: TRUMP – ‘ANY JEWISH PERSON THAT VOTES FOR BIDEN OR A DEMOCRAT…’

WATCH: SEN JOHN KENNEDY AND SEC MAYORCAS‘MOST REPUBLICANS DON’T TRUST YOU’

WATCH: EDUCATION SEC CAN’T DEFINE WHAT A WOMAN IS

LAUREN BOEBERT SCORES TOP SPOT ON BALLOT FOR JUNE PRIMARY

WATCH: RASHIDA TLAIB CAN’T CONDEMN CHANTS OF ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ (Heard in her district) 

RFK JR GETS NO BUMP FROM VP PICK

CHECK OUT THE SECRET NUCLEAR BUNKER BUILT TO HOUSE CONGRESS IN CASE OF AN ATTACK

POLL: LATINO SUPPORT FOR A BORDER WALL AND DEPORTATIONS JUMPS

WATCH: BLACK VOTERS TALK ABOUT JOE AND KAMALA (AND, IT AIN’T GOOD)

U.S. COULD LAUNCH A JOINT ATTACK ON IRAN IF ISRAEL IS ATTACKED BY THE IRANIANS

HAMAS DOESN’T HAVE 40 HOSTAGES OT TRADE WITH ISRAEL (MOST OF US BELIEVE THEY ARE DEAD)

General News

IOWA GOV SIGNS BILL ALLOWING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT TO ARREST ILLEGALS

HERE’S WHY CALIFORNIA THINKS THEY MAY BE NEXT TO GET AN EARTHQUAKE

OAKLAND AIRPORT WANTS TO ADD SAN FRANCISCO TO ITS NAME (SAN FRAN IS NOT HAPPY)

FIVE ARRESTED IN PHILLY AFTER END OF RAMADAN CELEBRATION TURNS VIOLENT

‘GUN SHOW LOOPHOLE’ SUPPOSEDLY CLOSED BY NEW RULE

WOKE

NAKED MAN ARRESTED INSIDE LADIES LOCKER ROOM AT PLANET FITNESS

Other News Catching My Eye

‘THE VIEW’ FORCED TO EVACUATE STUDIOS AFTER A GREASE FIRE AT THE STUDIO NEXT DOOR

POTATO CHIP AD OUTRAGE — SPOT SHOWS NUN REPLACING COMMUNION HOST WITH CHIPS

GRANNY SETS RECORD FOR LONGEST-HELD “PLANK”

JAPAN DONATES ANOTHER 250 CHERRY TREES TO REPLACE THE ONES DC HAD TO RIP OUT

R-I-P AMERICAN-BORN SUMO CHAMP AKEBONO — GONE AT 54