Meme Du Jour

Most of us saw this on Friday — classic
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1791 – Jews in France are granted French citizenship
1873 – Illinois farmer Joseph Glidden applies for a patent for his barbed wire
1904 – The NYC Subway opens (insert your own jokes about rats and the smell of urine)
1920 – Eight Chicago White Sox players are charged with fixing the 1919 World Series
1964 – The Warren Commission releases its report on the Kennedy Assassination
1964 – A 29-yr-old Sonny Bono married 18-yr-old Cher
1979 – Congress created the U.S. Dept of Education (It should be winding down any day now)
2004 – The Boston Red Sox win their first World Series since 1918 — ‘reversing the curse’

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– WHEN MAGA MEETS MALAYSIA — TRUMP’S IMPROMPTU DANCE
– TRUMP TALKS ABOUT EVIL LURKING EVERYWHERE – ‘THEY’RE SNEAKY, DIRT RATS’
– REUTERS REPORT ON TRUMP’S TRADE DEALS ON RARE EARTHS
– JEFFRIES CALLED OUT FOR TALKING ABOUT ELECTION RIGGING WORRIES FOR MIDTERMS
– SCHWARZENEGGER ON RE-DISTRICTING ON CNN – IT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR 200 YEARS
– TREASURY SEC IS CALLING ON DEMS TO END THE SHUTDOWN
– THE U.S. IS MAKING TRADE DEALS IN MALAYSIA AND CAMBODIA
– AOC SAYS ‘WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REIN IN OUR MEDIA ENVIRONMENT’
– CARVILLE MADE IT THRU THE WEEKEND – BUT, HE’S SOUNDING A LITTLE CRAZIER
– KJP IS STILL HAWKING HER BOOK, SELLING HERSELF BASED ON RACE AND SEXUAL IDENTITY
– KAMALA HARRIS TELLS THE BBC, ‘I AM NOT DONE’ (WITH POLITICS)
– FLASHBACK FOR BALLROOM DERANGEMENT SUFFERERS – TRUMP OFFERED TO PAY FOR IT IN 2016

More News From DC
– LIVE AP UPDATES ON TRUMP’S ASIA TRIP
– WAPO DEFENDS TRUMP’S BALLROOM PROJECT – (CHECK TEMP IN HELL)
– FETTERMAN SAYS DEMS ‘KEEP PLAYING THREE-CARD MONTE’ WITH THE SHUTDOWN
– ELANOR HOLMES NORTON NEEDS SERIOUS HELP – HER DECLINE IS APPARENT
– NAVY LOSES TWO AIRCRAFT OFF THE CARRIER NIMITIZ IN UNDER 30 MINUTES
– NO SHOCK DEPT: GAVIN NEWSOM LOOKS LIKE HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
– LOOKS LIKE SPANBERGER RE-WRAPPED HER BUS WITHOUT JAY JONES’ NAME ON IT
– THE MEDIA WAS QUITE WRONG ABOUT THE ELECTION IN ARGENTINA

General News
– THE LOUVRE THEFT MAY HAVE BEEN SOLVED, SUSPECTS ARRESTED
– CHICAGO RESIDENT DELIVERS A BRILLIANT RANT AGAINST HER CRAZY MAYOR
– MAMDANI’S CLAIM ABOUT HIS HIJAB-WEARING AUNT MAY HAVE BEEN A TOTAL FRABRICATION
– HUGE CROWD CHANTS ‘TAX THE RICH!’ AT MASSIVE MAMDANI RALLY
– AOC WAS AT THE MAMDANI RALLY TOO – INSISTING, ‘WE ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONES’
– AND THEN AOC STARTED YELLING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON
– COMMIE LOGIC? MAMDANI SAYS FARE BOXES ON BUSES ARE CAUSING THE CRIMES
– STUDENT CUFFED, QUESTIONED WHEN BAG OF DORITOS IS IDENTIFIED AS A GUN
– MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS IN CHICAGO GIVEN WHISTLES AND INSTRUCTIONS ON DEALING W/ICE
– NFL HALL OF FAMER ANTONIO GATES REPORTEDLY HOSTED, PLAYED IN RIGGED POKER GAMES
– ANOTHER FORMER NFL STAR MAKES (BAD) NEWS – ADRIAN PETERSON ARRESTED FOR DWI (AGAIN)
– NJ COP ALLEGEDLY WENT TO AN ATM AND A PIZZA JOINT FOR GOING TO A DOUBLE MURDER?
– FACE LIFTS GAINING TRACTION AMONG TECH BROS

Other News Catching My Eye
– R-I-P JUNE LOCKHART — ONE OF TELEVISION’S MOST FAMOUS MOMS
– MEET ALLIE BETH STUCKEY – RISING STAR AND VOICE FOR CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE WOMEN
– IS 3/ATLAS COMING FOR US? (AND, IS IT CONTROLLED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING?)
– UFOs ARE SO LAST YEAR — LET’S TALK ABOUT USOs (unidentified submersible objects) – LOTS OF THEM