National Fried Scallops Day (The pan MUST be hot.)
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1919 – Woodrow Wilson suffers a stroke
1934 – Howard Stern’s favorite beverage, “Metamucil” is trademarked (Not a joke.)
1959 – “The Twilight Zone” premiers on CBS
1964 – Scientists announce smoking causes cancer
1965 – Gatorade invented at the University of Florida
1967 – Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first African America justice on the Supreme Courtr
1985 – Rock Hudson died of AIDS
2001 – NATO backs US military strikes following the Sept 11th terror attacks
News and The Politics out of D.C.
SHUTDOWN AVERTED — BUT, AT WHAT COST?
– MATT GAETZ WAS CNN YESTERDAY
– McCARTHY SAYS, BRING IT ON… PREDICTS HE WILL SURVIVE
– DEM’S FIRE MARSHALL, REP JAMAAL BOWMAN PULLS FIRE ALARM, CLAIMS HE WAS CONFUSED
– NEW PICS ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE REP BOWMAN VERY HAPPY TODAY
– AT LEAST ONE MEMBER OF CONGRESS WANTS BOWMAN EXPELLED FOR HIS STUNT
– DONALD TRUMP WANTS BOWMAN JAILED FOR HIS FIRE ALARM STUNT
– McCARTHY TO FACE A CHALLENGE AS GAETZ VOWS REVENGE FOR SPEAKER WORKING WITH DEMS
FEINSTEIN’S REPLACEMENT NAMED – NEWSOM PICKED EMILY’S LIST PRESIDENT LAPHONZA BUTLER
2024
DONALD TRUMP IS IN NYC TO FACE JUDGE IN CIVIL FRAUD TRIAL
– JACK SMITH WANTS TRUMP SHUT DOWN WITH GAG ORDER AND WONDERS ABOUT A GUN PURCHASE
– TRUMP DROPS ‘MF-er’ BOMB DURING CALIFORNIA GOP SPEECH
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SIGN VA GOV YOUNGKIN MAY BE A 2024 CANDIDATE
NIKKI HALEY GETS A GIFT FROM TRUMP — A BIRD CAGE (AFTER HE CALLED HER A BIRDBRAIN)
AS RFK Jr PREPS TO ANNOUNCE A 3RD PARTY RUN, JOE MANCHIN WANTS YOU TO REMEMBER HIM TOO
BILL MAHER IS TRYING TO WARN DEMS, CALLING JOE, “RUTH BADEN BIDEN’
SCOTUS IS BACK IN SESSION — HERE ARE A FEW CASES TO WATCH
HERE’S A LIST OF ALL THE APPLIANCES THE BIDEN ADMIN IS TARGETING – IT’S NOT JUST STOVES AND FURNACES
THE MARINES ARE OUT OF CAMMO! (How does that even happen?)
SENATOR MARKLE? (SHE MADE HARRY QUIT THE ROYAL FAMILY, BUT WANTS TO BE AMERICAN ROYALTY)
DIFI (DIANNE FEINSTEIN) LEFT A HUGE FORTUNE — OVER $160MIL — ‘PUBLIC SERVICE,’ MY BUTT
General News
SANCTUARY STATE GOV HOCHUL NOW WANTS LIMITS ON WHO CAN COME HERE
– NYC MAYOR’S TOP ADVISOR CALLS ON THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO CLOSE THE BORDER
SHOPLIFTER SETS CLERKS HEAD ON FIRE WITH STOLEN LIGHTER FLUID — MAYBE NOW WE LOCK THESE PEOPLE UP?
MICHIGAN TEEN CHARGED WITH A FELONY AFTER KNOCKING OUT TEACHER WITH A CHAIR
CANADA IS PLANNING ON “REGISTERING” PODCASTS… WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
WOKE
OVER 40% OF EUROPEANS SAY YOU SHOULD ONLY BE ABLE TO FLY FOUR TIMES — IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME
IT LOOKS LIKE THE PRONOUN DEBATE IS HEADED TO THE SUPREME COURT
EVENTBRITE CANCELS EVENT AGAINST CHILD MUTILATION WITH DETRANSITIONER CHLOE COLE
MAN CLAIMS HE WAS FIRED FOR WEARING A SHIRT WITH A BIBLE VERSE ON IT (PROVERBS 16:18)
CANADA GREEPEACE CO-FOUNDER — ‘WE ARE NOT IN A CLIMATE CRISIS’
Other News Catching My Eye
TAYLOR SWIFT COVERAGE INTERRUPTED BY A FOOTBALL GAME SUNDAY NIGHT
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CALLS HIS AFFAIR WITH HIS MAID, ‘MY F**K UP’
OH NO…FASHION ICON ANNA WINTOUR MAY HAVE SNUBBED KIM KARDASHIAN AT A RUNWAY SHOW
GOTTA ADMIT, U2’s OPENING OF ‘THE SPHERE’ IN LAS VEGAS LOOKED AMAZING
WHAT’S CAUSING THOUSANDS OF ‘FAIRY CIRCLES’ ALL OVER THE WORLD?
