Eliza Doolittle Day (Show off your Cockney accent)
National Rescue Dog Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1506 – Christopher Columbus passed away
1775 – North Carolina is the first colony to declare its independence
1873 – Levi Strauss gets a patent for its denim jeans with copper rivets
1932 – Amelia Earhart landed in Ireland – the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic
1939 – Pan American Airlines started regular trans-Atlantic flights
1970 – 100,000 people marched in NYC in support of the US policies in Vietnam
1989 – Sunday Silence wins the Preakness by a nose
2007 – The Simpson’s 400th episode airs
News and The Politics out of D.C
POLLING NEWS
– ELECTION BETTING ODDS (STOSSEL’S SITE)
– BIDEN LEADS TRUMP IN MINNESOTA BY JUST 2 POINTS
– CARDI B WEIGHS IN ON 2024… SHE’S DONE WITH EVERYONE
CANDIDATE WEEKEND
– BIDEN IN GA – AT MOOREHOUSE – A FEW STUDENTS TURNED THEIR BACKS ON JOE
– JOE DRAGGED GEORGE FLOYD AND HIS DEAD SON BEAU ACROSS THE STAGE
– DOZENS OF PEOPLE PACK BIDEN CAMPAIGN EVENT
– JOE BRAGGED ABOUT RAISING ‘400 MILLION BILLION DOLLARS!’
– TRUMP IN TEXAS AND MINNESOTA
– AT THE NRA IN DALLAS, TRUMP JOKED ABOUT A THIRD TERM AND THE LEFT LOST IT
– THEY WERE MARCHING FOR TRUMP IN THE SOUTH BRONX ON SATURDAY
– RFK JR’S VOTING ADDRESS HAS A FEW PROBLEMS
GIULIANI GETS SERVED WITH INDICTMENT PAPERS AT HIS 80TH B-DAY PARTY
LARRY HOGAN WANTS TO BE A SENTOR SO BADLY, HE’S NOW PRO-ABORTION
MARCO RUBIO TOOK IT TO KIRSTEN WELKER ON MTP
BUD ANDERSON, THE LAST WWII ‘TRIPLE ACE’ HAS PASSED AWAY AT 102
AT LEAST 50 TUNNELS TO EGYPT DISCOVERED UNDER RAFAH
IRAN’S PRESIDENT IS LIKELY DEAD IN COPTER CRASH
General News
COLORADO UNIVERSITY’S COVID VAX MANDATE DECLARED UNCONSTITUTIONAL
NJ GYM OWNER FINALLY SCORES MAJOR WIN AFTER THE STATE TARGETED HIM DURING COVID
MASS TOWN THAT VOTED FOR BIDEN IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT ITS NEW MIGRANT SHELTER
TULIP GARDEN AT WISCONSIN CAPITOL HAS A SERIOUS ‘WEED’ PROBLEM
IT’S AGAINST THE LAW TO SELL LAB GROWN MEAT IN ALABAMA
CNN CONTRIBUTOR/ GOP ADVISOR ALICE STEWART IS DEAD AT 58
CRAZY VIDEOS SHOW METEOR OVER PORTUGAL
THERE WON’T BE A TRIPLE CROWN WINNER THIS YEAR, ‘SEIZE THE GREY’ WINS PREAKNESS
WOKE
PEOPLE WHO HAD GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERIES HAVE A MASSIVE SUICIDE RATE
– BILL MAHER HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE MEDICAL INDUSTRY OVER TRANS MINORS
BIOLOGICAL BOY WINS GIRLS’ STATE TRACK MEET RACE (CROWD BOOED)
DISNEY HAS MANAGED TO FALL INTO THE WOKE POOL AGAIN – THIS TIME WITH ‘DR WHO’
SEINFELD SET INTERRUPTED BY PRO-PALESTINE HECKLER
Other News Catching My Eye
DOCTOR OFFERS TIP ON HOW TO FALL ASLEEP QUICKLY
THINKING YOU WOULD RATHER LIVE ON A CRUISE SHIP THAN OWN A HOME???
SORRY KYLE, TEXAS – YOU DIDN’T SET A RECORD FOR THE MOST ‘KYLES’ (NOT EVEN CLOSE)
ARE TACOS AND BURRITOS ‘SANDWICHES?’ (LET THE DEBATE BEGIN)
IF YOU’RE DYING TO SPEND A FORTUNE TO BRIEFLY FLY INTO SPACE, YOUR WAIT IS OVER
DIDDY DO IT? HE DID, HE ADMITTED TO IT AND IS APOLOGIZING
– APPARENTLY, DIDDY CAN’T BE CHARGED, EVEN THOUGH HE ADMITTED TO DOING IT
