National Puppy Day!
– Atheist Day
– National Chia Day (These little buggers are packed Omega-3 fatty acids)
– ‘OK’ Day (How many times do you say it or hear it each day?)
– Melba Toast Day (Named for an Australian opera singer — and also connected to Peach Melba. Who knew?)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1743 – Handel’s ‘Messiah’ premiered in London
1775 – Patrick Henry delivers the recruiting address including ‘Give me liberty or give me death!’
1857 – Inventor Elisha Otis installs the first commercial elevator in a NYC department store
1903 – The Wright Brothers get a patent for this thing called an airplane
1912 – Laurence Luellen and Hugh Moore developed the “Dixie Cup”
1965 – Astronaut John Young smuggled a pastrami sandwich aboard the first Gemini flight
1967 – MLK Jr calls the Vietnam War the biggest obstacle to human rights in America
1983 – After surviving 112 days, Barney Clarke, the first artificial heart patient dies
1998 – ‘Titanic’ wins 11 Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Director for James Cameron
2021 – A massive container ship gets stuck in Suez Canal — blocking/slowing traffic until May 7th

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE POPE WANTS A CEASE-FIRE — WHAT DOES PRESIDENT TRUMP SAY?
– IRGC SPOKESMAN — ‘HEY TRUMP, YOU ARE FIRED.’
– PRESIDENT TRUMP ON THE FRAUD IN MINNESOTA — ‘IF WE CAPTURED JUST 50% OF THE FRAUD….’
– HARRY ENTEN (NOT A SKIN CONDITION) HAS BAD NEWS ABOUT TRUMP NUMBERS WITH INDEPENDENTS
– SEN TED CRUZ SAYS HE URGED PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ATTACK IRAN AND NOT NEGOTIATE
– IRAN LIED ABOUT LONG-RANGE MISSILES — UN AMBASSADOR MIKE WALTZ SCHOOLS MARGARET BRENNAN
– NATO SEC GEN RUTTE GETS IT — TRUMP MOVED ON IRAN JUST IN TIME
– TOM HOMAN ON ICE MOVING INTO AIRPORTS TODAY! (ICE IS ALREADY ON DUTY IN MANY AIRPORTS)
– HOMAN: THE PRESIDENT IS TIRED OF TSA AGENTS WORKING FOR FREE
– HAKEEM JEFFRIES IS ALSO SPREADING LIE THAT ICE WILL KILL PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORTS
– MICHIGAN DEMOCRAT DEBBIE DINGLE PROVES SHE IS A DINGLE
– SEN JOHN KENNEDY RIPS HIS COLLEAGUES FOR INACTION ON TSA PAYMENTS BEING WITHHELD
– SEN MAZIE HIRONO IS STILL THE DUMBEST MEMBER OF THE SENATE
– MTP TRIED TO SHAME TRUMP BY ASKING SCOTT BESSENT ABOUT THE ROBT MULLER DEATH POST
– WELKER ALSO TRIED TO MISLEAD HER AUDIENCE ON THE 140 MIL BARRELS OF OIL FROM IRAN
– STEVE FORBES SEEMS TO THINK ILHAN OMAR AND HER HUSBAND ARE CRIMINALS
– CNN DID SOME JOURNALISM WITH DANA BASH ASKING HAKEEM JEFFRIES ABOUT FUNDING TSA
– MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, HOUSE DEMS KNOW THE SHUTDOWN IS ALL ABOUT ‘LEVERAGE’
– CNN’s AMANPOUR IS SPEWING FAKE NEWS ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN IN IRAN
– ‘ CHUCK SCHUMER IS JUST A CHICKEN SHIT’ — LIVE ON CNN DAVID URBAN GETS IT
– 75 SECONDS OF BRILLILANT ANALYSIS OF THE WAR AGAINST IRAN FROM VICTOR DAVIS HANSON
– AOC’s FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF IS RUNNING TO REPLACE PELOSI AND JUST GOT A KEY DRAG QUEEN ENDORSEMENT
– GUY BENSON MAKES GREAT SENSE ABOUT CALLING OUT THE WIFE OF NYC’S MAYOR MAMDANI
– FIVE MIN VIDEO PRESSER ANNOUNCING 324 CHARGED IN $19 BIL HEALTH CARE SCAM ‘OPERATION GOLD RUSH’
– DERANGED WOMAN SHARES HER PLANS / DREAMS OF WHAT TO DO AFTER DONALD TRUMP DIES

More News From DC
– IRAN WAR UPDATES
– NBC NEWS — WILL IRAN RESPOND TO TRUMP’S 48-HOUR DEADLINE?
– ELON MUSK HAS OFFERED TO PAY THE UNPAID TSA AGENTS
– FOUR JEWISH AMBULANCES SET ON FIRE IN NORTH LONDON ANTI-SEMITIC ATTACK
– THERE’S VIDEO OF SUSPECTS SETTING THE AMBULANES ON FIRE
– DEAD IRANIAN LEADER LARIJANI’S DAUGHTER TEACHES AT EMORY UNIVERSITY
– BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! MORE IRANIAN LEADERS’ KIDS HERE IN AMERICA
– NOTHING TO SEE HERE… FULTON COUNTY SEEMS TO BE MISSING ABOUT 100 BOXES OF BALLOTS
– CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS RETURNS! STATUE INSTALLED AT WHITE HOUSE WAS DUMPED IN BALTIMORE HARBOR

General News
OK, MOST BRACKETS ARE BUSTED NOW, EVERYONE BACK TO WORK (FL KNOCKED OUT BY IOWA LAST NIGHT)
– OIL PRICES STABILIZE (FOR NOW — THEY’RE ALSO A LOT HIGH THAN A MONTH AGO)
– CRASH AT LA GUARDIA – TWO PILOTS DEAD AS AIR CANDA PLANE HITS A FIRE TRUCK (AIRPORT CLOSED TIL 2PM)
– IMAN IN MICHIGAN SHOULD SCARE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF YOU
– POT HOLES? YOU THINK YOUR TOWN HAS POT HOLES? NYC SETS A RECORD WITH 22,000 REPORTED THIS YEAR
– CT JUST PASSED A LAW REQUIRING AN ID AT RECYCLING CENTERS (BOTH DEM SENATORS ARE AGAINST VOTER ID)
– ALBANY, NY’s MAYOR IS A GRADUATE OF THE KAMALA HARRIS WORD SALAD ACADEMY
– IL GOV PRITZKER POSTS VIDEO BRAGGING ABOUT SAFETY IN CHICAGO — AFTER 18-YR-OLD WOMAN IS MURDERED
– CHILI’S WAS TRIGGERED BY RUTH’S CHRIS NEW DRESS CODE RULES — POSTS A RESPONSE
– DID YOU BUY A GAS RANGE AT LOWE’S OR HOME DEPOT? THERE’S A RECALL FOR THESE MODELS
– EVER WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND CAN’T GET BACK TO SLEEP? DO THIS. (IT WORKS)

Other News Catching My Eye
– SPOTTED IN NYC — MIGRANTS ROASTING GUINEA PIGS OVER A TRASH CAN FIRE — WOULD YOU EAT IT?
– IT WASN’T AI, THE IMMIGRANTS IN NY AIN’T HIDING THE GUINEA PIG FEAST
– THE DRONE SHOW WITH KING KONG CLIMBING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IS JUST AMAZING