Monday – December 18, 2023

National Suckling Pig Day!

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1620 – The Mayflower arrives in Plymouth Harbor
1796 – The first Sunday newspaper in America is published in Baltimore
1865 – With the adoption of the 13th Amendment, slavery is abolished in America
1956 – Japan is admitted to the UN
1972 – Joe Biden loses his first wife and daughter in a tragic car accident
1982 – Hall & Oates hit #1 with “Maneater”
2010 – Remember the “Arab Spring?” It started with anti-GOV’T protests in Tunisia
2019 – Donald Trump is impeached for the first time (over a ‘perfect phone call’)
2020 – This was the week the US began giving COVID vax to healthcare workers and people said to be in ‘high-risk’ groups

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CAR CRASHES INTO BIDEN MOTORCADE IN DELAWARE, PRESIDENT UNHURT, MAN DETAINED

FORMER BEN CARDIN STAFFER WAS MAKING GAY PORN INSIDE SENATE HEARING ROOM…

 – THE ALLEGEDLY GUILTY PARTY IS CLAIMING HE’S BEING TARGETED ‘FOR WHO I LOVE’

 – POLICE INVESTIGATING — THERE MAY BE ARRESTS COMING (I’M DUBIOUS)

 – ‘A RACE TO THE BOTTOM’ (CREDIT TO THE FREE BEACON FOR THE HEADLINE)

JOE MANCHIN WANTS THE BORDER CLOSED, ‘WE ARE OVER CAPACITY, WE ARE SOLD OUT’

    – REP DEBBIE DINGLE: ‘WE DON’T NEED ILLEGALS’

 – CBP IN CALIFORNIA FINDS $10 MIL IN DRUGS INSIDE JALAPENO PASTE

 – DEMOCRATS’ HOT TAKES ON THE BORDER (AND THERE ARE SOME DOOZIES)

 – LINDSEY GRAHAM IS WORRIED ABOUT A 9/11 STYLE TERROR ATTACK

U.S. MILITARY SHRINKS TO LOWEST NUMBERS OF ACTIVE DUTY MEMBERS SINCE 1941

2024

TRUMP TRIGGERS THE LEFT WITH ‘POISONING THE BLOOD’ REMARK AT TWO RALLIES

BIDEN HAS A PROBLEM WITH THE YOUTH VOTE AND HE’S GONNA NEED THEM

DEM PARTY DONOR SEES KAMALA AS A PROBLEM FOR JOE BIDEN’S RE-ELECTION

NIKKI HALEY IS TIRED OF THE MEDIA ASKING HER ABOUT DONALD TRUMP

 – HALEY’S DONORS INCLUDE DEMS AND SOME TECH BILLIONAIRES

 – DESPITE MOVING UP IN THE POLLS, TRUMP STILL HAS A BIG LEAD IN HIS WEAKEST STATE

JEN PSAKI SAYS HUNTER BIDEN’S PUBLIC APPEARANCES ARE NOT HELPING JOE’S CAMPAIGN

ARGENTINE PRESIDENT’S 300 PAGE EXECUTIVE ORDER KILLING GOV’T REGULATIONS

ISRAEL / HAMAS

LARGE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS BELIEVE ISRAEL IS TRYING TO AVOID CIVILIAN CASUALTIES

U.S. DESTROYER SHOOTS DOWN 14 TERRORIST DRONES OVER THE RED SEA

ANTI-ISRAEL ACTIVISTS TAUNT KIDS WAITING IN LINE TO SEE SANTA

General News

MINNESOTA’S NEW STATE FLAG LOOKS A LOT LIKE SOMALIA’S FLAG

FLORIDA GOP STRIPS CHAIRMAN OF ALL POWER AND MONEY (HE’S ACCUSED OF RAPE)

OHIO COP GETS REUNITED WITH HIS K-9 PARTNER, BUT IT COST HIM $16,000

A RECORD NUMBER OF 40-YR-OLD AMERICANS HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED

MASSIVE SHARE OF GEN Z SUFFERS FROM ‘MENU ANXIETY’ (I ALSO SAID, ‘WHAAAAT?’)

WARNING LIGHTS: LOADS OF CAR LOANS ARE UNDERWATER

WOKE

GAY PEDO ACTIVISTS WANT LESBIANS REMOVED FROM LGBT MUSEUM OVER OPPOSITION TO PEDOPHILIA (OF COURSE IT’S IN GERMANY)

REILLY GAINES ON WHY WOMEN WON’T SPEAK OUT ABOUT MEN COMPETING AGAINST WOMEN

HARVARD APPLICATIONS FOR EARLY ADMISSION DROP BY 17%

CALIFORNIA SKI RESORT TO ADD A STATUE OF THE VIRGIN MARY — OUTRAGE ENSUES

CANADA EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE ALL AUTO SALES MUST BE EVs BY 2035

Other News Catching My Eye

LIP READERS KNEW WHAT TAYLOR SWIFT WAS SHOUTING AT THE GAME

KAREEM ABDUL JABAR BREAKS A HIP AT A CONCERT

IS TYLER PERRY ABOUT TO BE IN A LOT OF HOT WATER?

AC/DC’s ORIGINAL DRUMMER, COLIN BURGESS IS DEAD AT 77

JOHN DALY TALKS ABOUT PLAYING GOLF WITH CLINTON AND TRUMP (GUESS WHO CHEATED?)

TIGER WOODS’ 14-YR-OLD SON IS OUTDRIVING HIM (THEY FINISHED TIED FOR 5TH YESTERDAY)