THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1633 – Bananas appear in a London store window for the first time
1872 – The first Arbor Day was observed in Nebraska
1906 – O. Henry’s “The Gift of the Magi” is published
1961 – Bob Dylan opens for John Lee Hooker (Dylan’s first time onstage in NYC)
1961 – South African Gary Player is the first international champion of the Masters
1970 – Paul McCartney announced the breakup of the Beatles
1981 – Ronald Reagan returns to the White House
1982 – SNL let audience members vote on the fate of “Larry the Lobster” (remember that?)
1995 – A city-wide ban on smoking in NYC restaurants began
News and The Politics out of D.C.
JOE’S PREPPING FOR HIS TRIP TO IRELAND AND NORTHERN IRELAND IS THINKING ‘IT’S TERRORISM TIME!’
BIDEN INVITES EXPELLED TENNESSEE DEMS TO THE WHITE HOUSE
KAMALA HARRIS VISITED TENNESSEE LAST WEEK, JUST NOT WITH THE GRIEVING FAMILIES
EVEN CBS NEWS IS RIPPING JOE BIDEN OVER THE DISASTROUS AFGHANISTAN EXIT REPORT CAME OUT
D’OH! BIDEN’S ‘BUY AMERICAN’ RULE IS CAUSING PROBLEMS WITH JOE’S RURAL BROADBAND PUSH
ANOTHER DEM SENATOR IN THE HOSPITAL – BLUMENTHAL BREAKS LEG AT UCONN CELEBRATION
WATCH AOC SPAR WITH CNN HOST OVER THE COURT’S ABORTION PILL RULING
CHINA SIMULATES WAR AGAINST TAIWAN
HOUSE GOP CHAIR WARNS THE CHINA THREAT IS REAL AND U.S. TROOPS COULD BE SENT
FORMER AG BARR BELIEVES PROSECUTORS HAVE EVIDENCE TRUMP OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE
CHRIS CHRISTIE SAYS TRUMP IS THE ONLYB REPUBLICAN BIDEN CAN BEAT
TRUMP AND KID ROCK AT THE UFC EVENT THIS PAST WEEKEND
DID YOU MISS PRESIDENT TRUMP’S EASTER AND PASSOVER MESSAGE?
YES, THAT’S MELANIA NEXT TO DONALD AT MAR-A-LAGO’S EASTER BRUNCH
ICYMI – SNL’s COLD OPEN HAD ‘TRUMP’ COMPARING HIMSELF TO JESUS
FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON VISITS XI IN CHINA AND HIS WORDS AFTER THAT MEETING SHOULD TROUBLE YOU
THE DE-DOLLARIZING PUSH HITS FRANCE
General News
BOTH OF THE BOOTED TENNESSEE LAWMAKERS ARE SEEKING TO BE REINSTATED
TEXAS LEGAL STAND OFF – GOV VOWS TO PARDON UBER DRIVER CONVICTED OF MURDER IN BLM PROTEST
DeSANTIS DECLARES WAR ON DISNEY AND ANNOUNCES, ‘WE’RE GOING TO WIN’
CALIFORNIA PORTS IN LA AND LONG BEACH CLOSE DUE TO LACK OF WORKERS
TWO WISCONSIN COPS SHOT DEAD ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON, DURING A TRAFFIC STOP
ARE WOKE COMPANIES SPONSORING GOLFERS WHO FLY PRIVATE JETS? (WHAT DO YOU THINK?)
THINK GOLF DOESN’T HAVE A BROAD APPEAL – CHECK OUT THE MERCH SALES AT THE MASTERS
(OF COURSE WE GIVE YOU A ‘SPACEBALLS’ CLIP)
PHIL MICHELSON DIDN’T WIN THE MASTERS…BUT, HE CAME DAMN CLOSE
HOW DID THE LIV GOLFERS DO AT AUGUSTA? (IT WAS A MIXED BAG)
WOKE
‘FAT ACTIVISTS’ HAVE NYC CONSIDERING A LAW TO BAN ‘WEIGHT DISCRIMINATION’
MORE CELEBS AND CONSERVATIVES JOIN THE CALL TO BOYCOTT BUD LIGHT
FACT CHECK: NO, BUDWEISER DID NOT FIRE THE MARKETING DEPT OVER DYLAN MULVANEY BLUNDER
IS THIS THE REASON COMPANIES GO WOKE LIKE BUD DID WITH DYLAN MULVANEY?
RILEY GAINES IS NOT GOING QUIETLY AFTER THE SFSU INCIDENT
Other News Catching My Eye
‘SUSHI TERRORISM’ IS A THING IN JAPAN
‘FLORIDA MAN’ IS BACK — LET’S FACE IT, THE PANDEMIC REALLY PUT THE KIBOSH ON THESE KOOKS
WOULD-BE BANK ROBBER HANDS TELLER A NOTE DEMANDING MONEY, APOLOGIZING… ‘DIDN’T MEAN TO SCARE YOU’
SAVE THE DATE… WE’RE NOW LESS THAN A YEAR AWAY FROM A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE ACROSS THE US
