World Egg Day (“My heart’s achin’ for the thing next to bacon, that’s eggs” – Martin Mull)
National Cake Decorating Day — Go ahead, you know you want to
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1767 – Mason and Dixon finished drawing their famous line between MD and PA
1845 – The U.S. Naval Academy is founded in Annapolis, MD
1911 – The Panama Canal opened
1935 – ‘Porgy & Bess’ (the first great American opera) opens on Broadway
1971 – The reassembled London Bridge opened in Arizona (Yes, Arizona)
1973 – Vice President Spiro Agnew resigns amid allegations of tax evasion
2004 – Christopher Reeve died at 52
IT’S BEEN A MONTH SINCE WE LOST CHARLIE KIRK
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– NETANYAHU (WITH WITKOFF AND KUSHNER BY HIS SIDE) ADDRESS MEDIA AFTER DEAL APPROVAL
– FROM THE OVAL – TRUMP ON THE HOSTAGES AND THE HONOR OF WORKING ON THIS DEAL
– PRESIDENT TRUMP’S REMARKS ABOUT THE NOBEL PRIZE WON BY OBAMA
– IS THE PRESIDENT EXPECTING A PEACE PRIZE?
– TRUMP ON THE DEAL – ‘NOBODY’S GOING TO BE FORCED TO LEAVE’
– MSNBC IS PUSHING A STORY CLAIMING BIDEN ‘HAD A DEAL’ WITH HAMAS/ISRAEL
– THE PRESIDENT MAKES A PREDICTION ABOUT CHUCK SCHUMER’S POLITICAL FUTURE
– THE PRESIDENT TALKED ABOUT VISITING HIS DOCTOR BEFORE HEADING TO THE MIDDLE EAST
– SEC OF WAR GIVES A POSITIVE REPORT ON RECRUITMENT DURING CABINET MEETING
– TREY YINGST REPORTS FROM ‘HOSTAGE SQUARE’ – THERE’S HOPE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
– SCHUMER WARNS SPEAKER JOHNSON THAT ‘PEOPLE WILL GET SICK, PEOPLE WILL DIE’
– THE SPEAKER HAS SOME WORDS FOR CHUCK SCHUMER
– STEPHEN A. SMITH HAS (ANOTHER) MESSAGE FOR DEMOCRATS
– STEPHEN A. ALSO HAS SOMETHING FOR JASMINE CROCKETT
– CNN RUSHED TO DEFEND TISH JAMES (REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT TRUMP?)
– FLASHBACK FROM THE NEWLY-INDICTED TISH JAMES
– ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER VIDEO OF THE UK’s PRIME MINISTER SELLING HIS DIGITAL ID
– WATCH: YOUNG DEM PAID INFLUENCERS ARE READING THE SAME SCRIPT
– JEFF BRIDGES WANTS ICE ‘OFF OUR STREETS AND INTO OUR DRINKS’

More News From DC
– THE NOBEL COMMITTEE DIDN’T CHOOSE TRUMP THIS YEAR – SO, WHO WON?
– NO NOBEL FOR TRUMP — HERE’S THE REASON
– OBAMA CALLED OUT FOR NOT MENTIONING TRUMP’S NAME WHEN TALKING PEACE DEAL
– ANOTHER TRUMP FIRST — ISRAEL INVITES TRUMP TO ADDRESS ITS KNESSET (THINK ‘PARLIAMENT’)
– REPORT: U.S. SENDING 200 TROOPS TO ISRAEL TO MONITOR CEASEFIRE
– KAMALA HARRIS SAYS ‘GUARD RAILS’ ON TRUMP AREN’T WORKING (IS SHE MADE ABOUT PEACE?)
– WAPO OPINION SAYS TRUMP DESERVES NOBEL PRIZE (TRUMP NOTICED)
– MAKING WAVES – THE NAVY RELEASES COMMANDER OF SUBMARINE GROUP
– HHS SEC KENNEDY SAYS CIRCUMCISED BOYS MORE LIKELY TO BE AUTISTIC (A TIE TO TYLENOL?)
– POLL: DHS’ PUBLIC APPROVAL JUMPS
– ASTRA-ZENECA INVESTING BILLIONS IN VA, ADDING 3,600 JOBS
General News
– IS THE NYC MAYOR’S RACE STILL A SURE THING FOR MAMDANI THE COMMIE?
– CHICAGO’S MAYOR IS AN UNSERIOUS PERSON
– CT REPUBLICANS ARE DEMANDING TRANSPARENCY FOR FUNDING
– MOM WALKS INTO THE WOMEN’S / FAMILY LOCKERROOM — THERE WAS A GROWN ASS MAN IN THERE
– THE LAST OF THE 10 NEW ORLEANS JAIL BREAKERS HAS BEEN CAUGHT AFTER FIVE MONTHS
– TURNING POINT USA TO AIR A COMPETING HALFTIME SHOW ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
– WHY AREN’T WE HEARING MORE ABOUT THIS NEW CANCER TREATMENT?
Other News Catching My Eye
– WHY ARE THERE ‘NATURAL FLAVORINGS’ ADDED TO BEEF?
– WHAT’S A ‘LAVENDER MARRIAGE?’ (THIS NORWEGIAN PRINCESS HAD TO EXPLAIN)
– R-I-P ‘SISTER JEAN’ – LOYOLA’S BIGGEST FAN IS GONE AT 106
– ‘FLORIDA MAN’ STEALS SCRATCH OFF TICKETS, TRIED TO CLAIM PRIZES AT THE SAME STORE