Friday – March 13, 2026


March 13, 2026
 – Friday The 13th – World Sleep Day (smack that snooze button a few times)

– National Open An Umbrella Indoors Day (Superstitious?)

Meme Du Jour

ALSO – GREG GUTFELD HAD A GREAT LINE ABOUT THE ‘KARDBOARD KHAMENEI’

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1781 – Astronomer William Herschel discovers Uranus
1793 – Eli Whitney patents the cotton gin
 (Game changer)
1852 – Artist Frank Bellew published the first image of ‘Uncle Sam’
1877 – 18-yr-old Chester Greenwood gets a patent for ear muffs
1918 – Women are scheduled to march in NYC’s St Patricks Day Parade
 (due to a shortage of men)

1942 – The U.S. Military established the K-9 Corps
1957 – The FBI arrested Jimmy Hoffa on bribery charges 
1965 – Eric Clapton leaves The Yardbirds1974 – Arab nations end the oil embargo on America
1991 – Exxon pays $1bil in fines and cleanup charges for its oil spill in Alaska

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– PRESIDENT TRUMP HONORED SOME AMAZING WOMEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE YESTERDAY

– THE ATTACK ON THE SYNAGOGUE WAS ALSO MENTIONED BRIEFLY

– SEN CHRIS VAN HOLLEN WANTS MORE OF YOUR MONEY — ‘HUGE AMOUNT OF WEALTH GOING UNTAXED’

– FROM THE SENATE — A DISCUSSION OF WHY DEMS ARE NOT SUPPORTING THE SAVE ACT

– SEN MIKE LEE EXPLAINS THAT THE VP CAN ASSUME CONTROL OF THE SENATE AT ANY TIME

– DEM REP CLYBURN IS ADMITTING THE DEFUNDING OF TSA IS NOT WORKING

– CONNECTING THE DOTS ON THESE LATEST SHOOTERS… SOMETHING IN COMMON? UH, YEAH

– FETTERMAN SUPPORTS VOTER ID — BUT NOT THE SAVE ACT

 – 26 DAYS AGO, DEMS SHUT DOWN DHS TO STOP ICE — ICE IS STILL WORKING – AIRPORTS ARE A DISASTER

– MI REP THANADAR WANTS ICE ABOLISHED

– JAKE TAPPER WANTS YOU NOT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT A MOTIVE IN THE TEMPLE SYNAGOGUE ATTACK

– CNN AIRS FOUR MINUTES OF INTERRUPTED IRANIAN TV (BUT THEY’LL CUT AWAY FROM TRUMP)

– MSNBC IS ALREADY BLAMING TRUMP FOR ISLAMIC ATTACKS ON AMERICANS HERE IN AMERICA

– ALSO MSNBC – STEPHANIE RUHLE ON INFLATION (HER ATTITUDE ON IT DEPENDS ON WHO IS PRESIDENT)

– WANNA GUESS HOW ONE-SIDED THE LATE NIGHT SHOWS ARE WHEN IT COMES TO IRAN JOKES?

– I’M THINKING GRETA THUNBERG IS CUTTING HER OWN HAIR (SHE’S ALSO REALLY FOCUSED ON CUBA)

– MILITARY EXPERT WHOOPI GOLDBERG HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS DOING IN IRAN

More News From DC

– THE IRAN EXCURSION

 – AP UPDATES

 – NBC NEWS UPDATES

– THE LATEST AYATOLLAH ISSUES A STATEMENT (NOT IN PERSON OR ON VIDEO)

– U.S. REFUELING PLANE DOWN IN IRAQ – RESCUE EFFORTS UNDERWAY

– TWO PLANES WERE INVOLVED IN THIS INCIDENT — ONE LANDED SAFELY

– SCOTT BESSENT: U.S. WILL ESCORT SHIPS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ VERY SOON

– PRESS SEC WANTS ABC TO ADDRESS / RETRACT STORY ABOUT POSSIBLE DRONE ATTACKS ON CALIFORNIA

General News

– TERROR ATTACK AT OLD DOMINION –THE FBI UPDATE ON THE SHOOTER

– ADDITIONAL CLARITY ON THE ODU SHOOTER

– THE MICHIGAN SYNAGOGUE ATTACKER WAS A NATURALIZED CITIZEN FROM LEBANON

– NYC MAYOR IS BEGGING PEOPLE NOT TO LEAVE NYC

– RISING FUEL COSTS, ESPECIALLY DIESEL, ARE CAUSING BIG PROBLEMS FOR STRUGGLING FARMERS

– SO, ELECTRIC SCHOOL BUSES WILL SAVE MONEY AND THE PLANET, RIGHT? NAPLES, FL WOULD LIKE A WORD

– TOYOTA RECALLING 550K VEHICLES — DO YOU OWN A HIGHLANDER?

Other News Catching My Eye

– PEOPLE ARE STILL GOOD — TN WOMAN DECIDES WE NEED TO HELP AN OLD GUY RETIRE — BOOM – $280K RAISED

– OREGON WATERFALL PUT UP FOR SALE — BUUUUUT, YOU LIKELY MISSED OUT — LOOKS LIKE THE STATE IS BUYING IT

– CRAZY SIDE HUSTLE — WEAR A BODY CAM TO HELP TRAIN THE ROBOTS THAT WILL REPLACE US

– TEEN CHECK THEIR PHONES 64 TIMES A DAY — AND THAT’S JUST DURING SCHOOL HOURS