March 13, 2026 – Friday The 13th – World Sleep Day (smack that snooze button a few times)
– National Open An Umbrella Indoors Day (Superstitious?)
Meme Du Jour

ALSO – GREG GUTFELD HAD A GREAT LINE ABOUT THE ‘KARDBOARD KHAMENEI’
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1781 – Astronomer William Herschel discovers Uranus
1793 – Eli Whitney patents the cotton gin (Game changer)
1852 – Artist Frank Bellew published the first image of ‘Uncle Sam’
1877 – 18-yr-old Chester Greenwood gets a patent for ear muffs
1918 – Women are scheduled to march in NYC’s St Patricks Day Parade (due to a shortage of men)
1942 – The U.S. Military established the K-9 Corps
1957 – The FBI arrested Jimmy Hoffa on bribery charges
1965 – Eric Clapton leaves The Yardbirds1974 – Arab nations end the oil embargo on America
1991 – Exxon pays $1bil in fines and cleanup charges for its oil spill in Alaska

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP HONORED SOME AMAZING WOMEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE YESTERDAY
– THE ATTACK ON THE SYNAGOGUE WAS ALSO MENTIONED BRIEFLY
– SEN CHRIS VAN HOLLEN WANTS MORE OF YOUR MONEY — ‘HUGE AMOUNT OF WEALTH GOING UNTAXED’
– FROM THE SENATE — A DISCUSSION OF WHY DEMS ARE NOT SUPPORTING THE SAVE ACT
– SEN MIKE LEE EXPLAINS THAT THE VP CAN ASSUME CONTROL OF THE SENATE AT ANY TIME
– DEM REP CLYBURN IS ADMITTING THE DEFUNDING OF TSA IS NOT WORKING
– CONNECTING THE DOTS ON THESE LATEST SHOOTERS… SOMETHING IN COMMON? UH, YEAH
– FETTERMAN SUPPORTS VOTER ID — BUT NOT THE SAVE ACT
– 26 DAYS AGO, DEMS SHUT DOWN DHS TO STOP ICE — ICE IS STILL WORKING – AIRPORTS ARE A DISASTER
– MI REP THANADAR WANTS ICE ABOLISHED
– JAKE TAPPER WANTS YOU NOT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS ABOUT A MOTIVE IN THE TEMPLE SYNAGOGUE ATTACK
– CNN AIRS FOUR MINUTES OF INTERRUPTED IRANIAN TV (BUT THEY’LL CUT AWAY FROM TRUMP)
– MSNBC IS ALREADY BLAMING TRUMP FOR ISLAMIC ATTACKS ON AMERICANS HERE IN AMERICA
– ALSO MSNBC – STEPHANIE RUHLE ON INFLATION (HER ATTITUDE ON IT DEPENDS ON WHO IS PRESIDENT)
– WANNA GUESS HOW ONE-SIDED THE LATE NIGHT SHOWS ARE WHEN IT COMES TO IRAN JOKES?
– I’M THINKING GRETA THUNBERG IS CUTTING HER OWN HAIR (SHE’S ALSO REALLY FOCUSED ON CUBA)
– MILITARY EXPERT WHOOPI GOLDBERG HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS DOING IN IRAN

More News From DC
– THE IRAN EXCURSION
– THE LATEST AYATOLLAH ISSUES A STATEMENT (NOT IN PERSON OR ON VIDEO)
– U.S. REFUELING PLANE DOWN IN IRAQ – RESCUE EFFORTS UNDERWAY
– TWO PLANES WERE INVOLVED IN THIS INCIDENT — ONE LANDED SAFELY
– SCOTT BESSENT: U.S. WILL ESCORT SHIPS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ VERY SOON
– PRESS SEC WANTS ABC TO ADDRESS / RETRACT STORY ABOUT POSSIBLE DRONE ATTACKS ON CALIFORNIA

General News
– TERROR ATTACK AT OLD DOMINION –THE FBI UPDATE ON THE SHOOTER
– ADDITIONAL CLARITY ON THE ODU SHOOTER
– THE MICHIGAN SYNAGOGUE ATTACKER WAS A NATURALIZED CITIZEN FROM LEBANON
– NYC MAYOR IS BEGGING PEOPLE NOT TO LEAVE NYC
– RISING FUEL COSTS, ESPECIALLY DIESEL, ARE CAUSING BIG PROBLEMS FOR STRUGGLING FARMERS
– SO, ELECTRIC SCHOOL BUSES WILL SAVE MONEY AND THE PLANET, RIGHT? NAPLES, FL WOULD LIKE A WORD
– TOYOTA RECALLING 550K VEHICLES — DO YOU OWN A HIGHLANDER?

Other News Catching My Eye
– PEOPLE ARE STILL GOOD — TN WOMAN DECIDES WE NEED TO HELP AN OLD GUY RETIRE — BOOM – $280K RAISED
– CRAZY SIDE HUSTLE — WEAR A BODY CAM TO HELP TRAIN THE ROBOTS THAT WILL REPLACE US
– TEEN CHECK THEIR PHONES 64 TIMES A DAY — AND THAT’S JUST DURING SCHOOL HOURS