National Tequila Day
– National ‘Tell An Old Joke Day’
– National Cousins Day
– National Drive-Thru Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1758 – George Washington is elected to represent Frederick County in Virginia
1847 – Mormons settle in Salt Lake Valley
1917 – Mata Hari goes on trial in Paris for spying to help the Germans
1956 – After a decade of performing together – Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis split up
1959 – Nixon & Khrushchev argue in Moscow — The Kitchen Debate
1969 – Apollo 11 astronauts return from the moon
1974 – The Supreme Court rules that Nixon must turn over the White House tapes
1982 – ‘Eye of the Tiger’ hits #1 on the pop charts (Which ‘Rocky’ film is it from???)
1998 – ‘Saving Private Ryan’ opens in theaters
2005 – Lance Armstrong wins a record 7th Tour de France and retires (buuuuuuut…)

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRES TALKS DATA CENTERS AND UTILITY COSTS
– THE TOPIC OF COMMUNISM/SOCIALISM ALSO CAME UP
– THE DATA CENTERS AND POWER NEEDS ARE TIED TO ‘AMERICA FIRST’
– PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH THE DODGERS IN THE ROSE GARDEN
– DEM REP RASKIN DECLARED THREE WEEKS AGO THAT NO ILLEGALS WERE VOTING
– TREASURY SEC BESSENT CONTINUES TO BE AN ALL-STAR FOR THE TRUMP ADMIN
– TARIFFS RETURN! TRUMP ADMIN IMPOSES TARIFFS ON COUNTRIES USING FORCED LABOR
– GAVIN NEWSOM USED TO LOVE SPORTS – BUT, THEN IT GOT POLITICAL
ELON MUSK VS A BRIT REPORTER
– PEOPLE LOATHE YOU — ELON DOES NOT CARE
– MUSK POINTS THE FINGER BACK AT THE REPORTER — YOU’RE HATED, DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?
– ELON ADDRESSES THE PROBLEM WITH SOROS-FUNDED PROSECUTORS
– ‘YOU SUPPORT THE FAR RIGHT’ — ELON RESPONDS, NO, I SUPPORT THE NORMAL PEOPLE
– REPORTER ASKED, ‘ARE YOU ANTI-MUSLIM’ — ELON NAILED IT
– ELON GIVES THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AN ‘EXCELLENT” RATING
– THE DOGE DISCUSSION — ‘ZERO PEOPLE DIED’
– REPORTER THINKS ELON IS MAKING EUROPE’S PROBLEMS WORSE (SHE’S WRONG)
– HUNTER BIDEN IS ‘THE THING THAT WOULDN’T LEAVE’ (JOE’S BOY IS PISSED AT JAKE TAPPER)
– TAPPER RESPONDS TO HUNTER’S INSULTS
– JIM ACOSTA IS STILL BUTT HURT OVER DONALD TRUMP
– JAMES CARVILLE APPEARS TO BE SPEAKING FROM A COFFIN (HE’S WORRIED ABOUT MIDTERMS)
– COFFIN CARVILLE IS ALSO ADVOCATING FOR DEMS TO SUPPORT VOTER ID
– MICHAEL SMERCONISH ADMITS HE WAS WRONG — ADMITS ILLEGALS ARE VOTING

More News From DC
– TRUMP: ANY SHIPS DAMAGED BY IRAN WILL BE PAID FOR BY IRAN
– IRAN IS REBUILDING ALMOST AS QUICKLY AS WE BLOW UP STUFF
– TRAVEL TO DUBAI IS WAAAAY DOWN (PROBABLY SOME GREAT DEALS OUT THERE)
– FORMER SC GOV MARK SANFORD IS RUNNING FOR LINDSEY GRAHAM’S SEAT
– RAND PAUL TO BE SERVING GRILLED FAUCI IN THE SENATE NEXT WEEK
– SEN ERIC SCHMIDT RELEASES MEMO EXPOSING BIDEN ADMIN’S PLOT TO SHIELD ILLEGALS
– FOX REPORTS: CA AG IS TRYING TO STACK THE DECK AGAINST VOTER ID BALLOT ISSUE
– VEEP SECRET SERVICE AGENT ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE — MAYBE A LEAKER?

General News
– BEST NEWS EVER? UNITED AIRLINES MAKES EARBUDS/HEADPHONES MANDATORY, OR ELSE
– BECAUSE THE NYC STABBER YELLED ‘ALLAHU AKBAR’ DOEN’T MEAN ITS A HATE CRIME, RIGHT?
– SACRAMENTO MAYOR CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC TALKING ABOUT SILENCING COMPLAINING PEOPLE
– L.A. LET HOMELESS PEOPLE MAKE A MESS AND NOW WILL PAY THEM TO CLEAN IT UP
– MAN STABS COP IN WISCONSIN, COPS SHOOT AND KILL HIM — COVERAGE TRIGGERS BLM
– PROTEST ERUPTS DURING POLICE PRESSER ON THE SHOOTING
– 1.6 MIL DOZEN EGGS RECALLED OVER POSSIBLE SALMONELLA PROBLEM
– ANOTHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA OUTBREAK INDER INVESTIGATION (NOT TIED TO LETTUCE)

Other News Catching My Eye
– FIND A DRYER SHEET IN YOUR MAILBOX? LEAVE IT THERE, DON’T TOUCH IT!
– FLORIDA WOMAN STORY OF THE WEEK? IT’S GOT MY VOTE (MAIL CARRIER STEALS CATS, LOTS OF CATS)
– WATCH: SQUIRREL REGRETS EATING A JALAPENO
– STUDY: WHAT IS CANNABIS DOING TO YOUR BRAIN WHILE YOU SLEEP
– REMEMBER CNN ANCHOR BROOKE BALDWIN? THESE DAYS SHE’S TALKING ABOUT HER SEX LIFE