December 5, 2025 – BERMUDA TRIANGLE DAY (This is the day the squadron disappeared)
NATIONAL BLUE JEANS DAY
NATIONAL BARTENDER DAY (Send AOC a note)
Meme Du Jour

THE BABYLON BEE FOR THE WIN (AGAIN)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– AS THE DISCUSSION OF KILLING NARCO TERRORISTS CONTINUES — WE’RE STILL DOING IT
– THE PRESIDENT SPEAKS AT THE LIGHTING OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE
– TRUMP THANKS ALL THOSE WHO SERVE ON OUR BEHALF
– THERE WAS AN UPDATE ON THE WOUNDED GUARDSMAN AND A TRIBUTE TO SARAH BECKSTROM
– MASSIVE NEWS AS THE FBI NABS MAN THEY BELIEVE THEY HAVE SOLVED THE DC PIPE BOMBER CASE
– AG BONDI ANNOUNCES — BRIAN COLE IS THE MAN THE FBI HAS ARRESTED FOR THE DC BOMBING
– CNN’s JAKE TAPPER DECLARES THE BOMBING SUSPECT TO BE A WHITE GUY (NOT A TRUE THING)
– TRUMP BREAKS DOWN THE ‘WASHINGTON ACCORDS’ AS THE PEACE DEAL IS SIGNED
– RWANDAN PRESIDENT THANKS PRESIDENT TRUMP AT THE WHITE HOUSE SIGNING
– SEN MARK WARNED FINDS A WAY TO SLAM THE TRUMP FBI FOR SOLVING THE DC BOMBER CASE
– REP JAYAPAL CLAIMS ENFORCING IMMIGRATION LAW IS ‘LAWLESS’
– SEC NOEM CONFIRMS THE TRAVEL BAN WILL HIT 30+ COUNTRIES
– ILHAN OMAR THREATENING YOU AND ME?
– STEPHEN A. SMITH SLAMS GAVIN NEWSOM (WHOOPI TRIED TO DEFEND NEWSOM)
– STEPHEN A. VS SUNNY HOSTIN (LONGER CLIP)
– THE IRONICALLY-NAMED JOY BEHAR TRIED AS WELL — SHE FAILED
– ALYSSA FARAH GRIFFIN JOINED THE STUPID PARADE ON THE VIEW – REFUTING ABC NEWS’ REPORTING
– NOT FROM THE VIEW — STEPHEN A. SUPPORTS TRUMP’S PARDONS OF PEOPLE LIKE HENRY QUELLAR
– DEM CONGRESSMAN DESCRIBES NARCO-TERRORISTS AS GUYS WHO DON’T HAVE MUCH OPPORTUNITY
– HOW MUCH CORRUPTION IS IN MN? DID WALZ KNOW? KEITH ELLISON
– KEITH ELLISON SAYS WOULD NOT HAVE DOME ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY
– DEM REP FROM MAINE IS FOCUSED ON REPRESENTING HER PEOPLE (AND BY HER PEOPLE, I MEAN SOMALIS)
– SEN RON JOHNSON TALKS ABOUT THE WEAPONIZATION OF FEAR (USED IN CLIMATE SCAM)
– DEM REP WORRIES THAT AI WILL BECOME RACIST
– FLASHBACK – 2016: ILHAN OMAR WANTS LENIENCY FOR SOMALIS WHO WANTED TO JOIN ISIS
– 2016 ALSO – TRUMP CAMPAIGNING IN MN AND IDENTIFYING THE SOMALI PROBLEM
– FLASHBACK TO THAT TIME JOE BIDEN WANTED AMERICA TO GO AFTER THESE NARCO TERORRISTS

(I’M NOT PROMOTING STOLEN VALOR)
More News From DC
– THE ADMIRAL TESTIFIES — THERE WAS NO ‘KILL THEM ALL’ ORDER
– NO SHOCK – THE BORDER IS STILL CLOSED — NOVEMBER WAS ANOTHER GREAT MONTH
– SCOTUS ALLOWS TEXAS TO REDRAW CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS
– HEY, SEAN SUFFY, PEOPLE ARE STILL DRESSING FOR A SLUMBER PARTY WHEN THEY GO TO THE AIRPORT
– JOBLESS NUMBERS WERE VERY POSITIVE – UNDERREPORTED

(For the MN Gov – this is not a real can)
General News
– GAS CONTINUES TO GET CHEAPER – IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
– TIM WALZ SAYS PEOPLE ARE DRIVING BY HIS HOUSE CALLING HIM ‘RETARDED’ (THIS WILL STOP IT)
– THE NY TIMES WANTS YOU TO QUIT CAFFEINE — HANDS OFF MY RED BULL, YOU COMMIES
– CBS NEWS’ BARI WEISS SET TO INTERVIEW ERIKA KIRK

Other News Catching My Eye
– MASSIVE SPIKE IN COLLEGE KIDS GETTING DISABILITY STATUS IN ORDER TO GET MORE TIME ON TESTS
– NOBEL PRIZE WINNER IN PHYSICS SPITS SERIOUOS TRUTH ABOUT THE CLIMATE SCAM
– WHAT IS ‘SCROMITING?’ THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM FOR (MOSTLY) KIDS USING MARIJUANA